Genuinely curious, many of y'all say Miami is basically all Spanish-speaking and everyone speaks it and is expected to speak it etc. and tbh my own experience is also very similar. I also suspect many of y'all like many in Miami were born in Latin America. So howcome so little Spanish is there in posts and comments here? Is there a different Spanish-language Miami subreddit that I don't know of?

Hello,

I’ll be flying from Miami - Warsaw - Krakow, on LOT Polish airlines. I would like to hear experiences from anyone flying from Miami with LOT; do they measure and weigh carry-on bags?

I have never flown with them before and I’m not sure how strict they are.

Thanks in advanced.

Hey all. Due to my association’s dumb rules about parking, I have a car that can’t be registered to my apartment and can only park in my neighborhood for a certain amount of days. I was wondering if there are any parking spaces or companies (?) that allow overnight parking for long periods of time. Preferably in an area thats relatively close to the Miami Zoo.

Hi I’m 24 female. Looking to sublease an apt in brickell preferably or downtown. I’m down to pay up to $2100. I’m pretty chill. I work remote currently and hate the Midwest. I do like to go out although I don’t go out as much as I used to and just figuring out life. I want to see what it is like in Miami before I make a permanent move. Please message me if you have any

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I’m travelling to Miami soon and want to obtain a day pass or rent chairs from Boucher Brothers. I’m unable to find a price list, just wondering if anyone knows the general cost for chairs and umbrella through BB? I’ve sent a message but no response and their website hasn’t worked for months.

Thanks!

I know it's not the nicest area- Thena Crowder Early Childhood Center 757 NW 66th St., Miami, FL 33150...

Anyone in Miami have shrooms for sale?

Pardon the long title. So I got a ticket from city of west Miami. Here’s what weird. I no longer live here and recognized my out of state plate BUT it got sent to my parents place. They even put my full name and my old address but acknowledged my cars out of state plate. Pay? No pay? Is this a call for Alex Hanna?

I’ve been living in Miami for 20+ years. I have hired some people only fort them to come and give me a half finished product and never return to fix what they messed up. I have people give me unreasonable quotes that they pulled from the sky.

I’m saying all of this to ask, what are some everyday services or home projects that you would pay for but you can’t seem to find someone reliable or trustworthy to do. I want to hear them all, I wouldn’t care if it was to hire somebody to pick up your dog poop from your backyard.

Where can we find young pretty latina massage in Miami

WHAT TO DO AT AN ICE CHECKPOINT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE WHITE and/or FEEL THE NEED TO JAM UP THE WORKS. Here's the deal:

🔘 Border Patrol can verify citizenship within 100 miles of a border or "external boundary." This includes coastlines, so NYC, Philadelphia, and all of NJ are within the 100-mile zone.

🔘 Border patrol can only ask brief questions about citizenship, and they cannot hold you for an extended time without cause.

🔘 You always have the right to remain silent. You do not need to answer their questions.

🔘 WITH THAT SAID, IF YOU ARE A BORN CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE WHITE, YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP.

🔘 The most important acts of resistance are the small ones. Make it difficult and uncomfortable for ICE agents to do their jobs. They are counting on citizens to turn a blind eye and allow them to deport undocumented citizens without challenge. Disabuse of that notion.

🔘 If you are on a train, bus, or anything else and ICE or CBP boards, you need to stand up and loudly let everyone know that they have the right to remain silent or only answer questions in the presence of an attorney, no matter their citizenship or immigration status. There have been numerous reports that confronting the agents in this way has caused them to leave without verifying citizenship. THIS CAN SAVE LIVES. 🙌

🔘 If you see anyone being held up by immigration, loudly ask if they are being detained and if they are free to go.

🔘 Immigration officers cannot detain anyone without reasonable suspicion, an agent must have specific facts about you that make it reasonable to believe you are committing or committed, a violation of immigration law or federal law. If an agent detains you, you can ask for their basis for reasonable suspicion, and they should tell you.

🔘 Always say no to a search and let everyone know that they can and should refuse consent to a search.

🔘 They cannot search or arrest anyone without facts about that make it probable that they are committing, or committed, a violation of immigration law or federal law.

🔘 Silence alone meets neither of these standards. Nor does race or ethnicity alone suffice for either probable cause or reasonable suspicion

🔘 white citizens, you have a level of privilege which protects you from retaliation from ICE for being "rude" and making a scene, which makes it your DUTY to speak up and make sure people without the same privilege know their rights. GET LOUD. YELL. YELL IN SPANISH IF YOU KNOW IT. LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING. MAKE ICE UNCOMFORTABLE. THROW SAND IN THE GEARS OF WHITE SUPREMACY.

⭐️ Bonus info ⭐️ 🔘It is perfectly legal to record immigration agents as long as you are not on government property or at a port of entry. If your train/bus gets boarded, pull your phone out and start videotaping immediately.

🔘 If you are detained or see someone getting detained, get the agent's name, number, and any other identifying information. Get it on video if possible.

🔘 Contact the ACLU or your local Immigrant/Migrant support orgs (Rapid Response Network if you're in CO - 1-844-864-8341) if you see someone's rights being violated. (this has been copy and pasted)

I had never heard of "skinny Louie" until a few weeks ago, but I'm really interested in it. It seems to be quite popular in Miami, and despite being born and raised here, I had never come across it before. I also discovered a place that is supposedly known for having the best pizza in Miami.

The title says it all 🥹 I wanna go out with some friends tonight, can any of u guys recommend places? (events, lounges, etc.!!) thank u

Hello! Trying to rent a bike for my cousin while he’s visiting, have one of my own so we can ride together. Looking for 2-3 days please dm me!

Hi, good morning. I was talking to a girl I matched with on an app. At first, everything was fine, she was intense, but after we exchanged Instagram, she started being very distant. Any advice on how not to come across as a simp? I'm Latino and she lives in Miami. Thanks. If you want, you can message me privately

Especially since Bad Bunny’s new album debut, I specifically would like a Spanish music vibe. I know there’s a few good jazz place but please send your favorite places to sit and listen to music! For example Hollywoods boardwalk but they don’t really play Hispanic music.

Just need a driveway, grassy yard, parking deck, anything. Can pay $200/mo and also they’ll be available for you to use as well, I hardly ever ride them. DM me.

It’s like getting paid to own jet skis that you don’t have to maintain! Great deal imo for someone with a house.

I would like to catch a good photo with my DSLR of a friend running the Miami Half Marathon tomorrow. Is it possible to get close to the marathon course as a spectator? Or do they have it super closed off? I was thinking of camping out on the Venetian and waiting until he ran by to snap a photo.

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I hate to ask this but unfortunately when I'm getting clothes altered, it requires such complex communication and I've had so many expensive pieces messed up at this point because of communication issues that I think I just need to find a tailor that has really REALLY good english. I have a very expensive piece I need altered and I simply can't risk it getting messed up this time.

I want to call different places, but have no idea how to ask "how good is your english" without sounding rude. I called one place and the man answered with a strong accent so I panicked and hung up lmao. So now I am asking here. Does anyone know a good tailor that speaks perfect english? Bonus points if they can be trusted to not mess up expensive stuff? Also I know a lot of tailors mainly do men's suits, so idk if it matters but I am a woman and the item is a skirt

Health code violations

• Cold brew is made in a moldy disgusting warehouse that doesn’t have permits to be manufacturing food.

• they also don’t have the proper cleaning equipment nor drains to clean the equipment thoroughly.

• Waste is being thrown in the sewers illegally and they are roasting coffee illegally; producing smoke in the middle of a business complex through the front doors.

Owner issues

• calls Hispanics and African Americans monkeys

• lies to authorities about operations practices

• does not follow proper food handling protocol when preparing food

If you get sick from eating or drinking anything from there please report them to the Florida health dept

DiseaseControl@flhealth.gov

The government of Venezuela will take back tens of thousands of migrants, President Trump said Saturday, removing a major obstacle to his plans for mass deportations. The deal was negotiated with Venezuelan strongman Nicolás Maduro by Trump adviser Richard Grenell, who made a rare visit by a U.S. official to the capital, Caracas, on Friday. Grenell returned to the U.S. Friday evening with six Americans who had been detained in Venezuelan prisons. 

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I was hoping to find the above in the Miami-Dade/Kendall area. I love gardening and want to start working with a community garden.

just drove by on the palmetto and saw a huge line and crowd in the back of the mall. what’s going on over there?

Miami is the only US city where I have lived where I can be sitting in my own bed in a one story home near Wynwood (aka not in the middle of nowhere) and have coverage vary between one and four bars (AT&T) within the span of only five minutes, sometimes dropping the call entirely.

Miami seems to have worse cell coverage than Vietnam, Mexico, or even El Salvador where I have traveled and where 4G was constant.