Looking for somewhere to go have a couple beers by myself, nothing more really. Any recommendations?

Been looking to get a prostate massage and I can’t seem to find any place that offers solely that option. Can anyone help out with any info? Any recommendations would be appreciated. I can travel but I’m based in the northern suburbs (don’t want to travel too far).

I've visited the club X in Preston and Elizabeth Street to have a gander and purchase goods before and am intrigued by the cinemas they have at these stores. I was just wondering what the ettiquete is for these areas as the one time I was considering going in there was a group of people sitting out the door presumably waiting for their turn (I honestly don't know why else they would be congregated outside the cinema like that) and got scared off.

I would likely be bringing people with me as well, which is why I especially want to ensure we're conducting ourselves appropriately and not making anyone uncomfortable. Any input would be appreciated!

We are hosting an event at a ranch style venue "Telles Wild West Hoe-Down" within a 42 minute drive north of melbourne cbd, if you're a couple or single lady looking for a weekend away now is your chance, it will start at 2pm Saturday the 5th of April and finish in the am's of the night. so you can make the most of your naughty rendezvous. This event will be nothing less than spectacular. The facilities are incredible, heated pool and juccuzi, the view is beyond amazing and the company will be even better. We will have performances, naughty western ice breakers and games, competitions and so much more. Please comment below as an expression of interest or even better if you want tickets just inbox me

What’s the going rate these days?

Anyone going for taboo Tuesday?

Hey all naughty by nature are on the hunt for a male performer for our swingers event. We are also on the lookout for a couples performance. If you know anyone or could point me in the right direction that would be amazing. Thanks for your time :) Dan

We are hosting an event at a Luxury Eco Villa "Telles Wild West Hoe-Down" in Mt Beauty, yes it's a drive but if you're a couple or single lady for a weekend away now is your chance, it will start at 2pm Saturday the 5th of April and finish in the am's of the night. so you can make the most of your naughty rendezvous. This event will be nothing less than spectacular. The facilities are incredible, heated pool and juccuzi, the view is beyond amazing and the company will be even better. We will have performances, naughty western ice breakers and games, competitions and so much more. Please comment below as an expression of interest or even better if you want tickets just inbox me.

Looks like upcoming events are cancelled, fb gone… is this just me?

I bought a sex toy while i am in melb. Could I keep it im my checked luggage? Instead of my carry on.

The toy is a fleshlight. This is not a troll post because if not i can just throw it away and buy a new one when im back.

I'm considering buying an ebike for exercise. I've been riding my normal mountain bike to improve my health, and I sometimes struggle to get up some very steep hills so I want something that'll help me get there.

Now I know that bikes with motors over 200w or that can reach speeds of over 25kmh are not legal, however I'd rather not be limited to what I can buy. I have absolutely no intention of going beyond 25kmph, or much higher in watt power than the 200, but there are some cool looking ebikes that only come in a higher wattage. It would be good to also have the option to use the bike on private property.

I plan to only ride locally around bike tracks for health benefits. Not on roads or being a public nuisance.

If I was to be pulled up by police, how would they know that the bike isn't just a 200w ebike? I'm aware of what the penalties are, I'm trying to assess if it's worth taking the risk for myself.

Any thoughts? Is there a way to cut power while you're out in public but put it back up when using it privately?

Can you turn up at Shed 16 on the night and pay at the door if you are a couple?

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Does anyone know a good place/website to hire strippers for a bucks party. Wanting to hire 2 strippers, one being a little person. Preferably being able to travel to the peninsula area (don’t know if there is a different page for that).

Hi visiting melbourne soon.

Wanted to know if theres any place that offers reallyyy good massage (pressure points, removing knots etc etc) and as well as yoni?

If anyone can suggest and share their experiences, thanks!

hi guys I am new in this group and Melbourne and my friend recommended Shed 16 I'm M22 and I'm going to visit Shed 16 tomorrow Thursday afternoon

1. What would you say to someone who argues that other venues in Melbourne could provide a better experience than Shed 16?

2. Have you considered that visiting during a busy time could impact the quality of your experience at Shed 16?

Hi. Has anyone been to secrets of Melbourne brothel on Swan street in Richmond?

Hey Guys, Has anyone been to the Club X Elizabeth Street theatre? Looking for advice on what to expect. Size of theatre, single men to couple ratio etc.

We (a couple) are looking to visit later in the month but not sure what to expect.

Any advice or pointers would be appreciated!

Wondering if it's worth the trip down?

I (46M) have been to some TPP private parties and had an amazing time so thought I'd try out the monthly players party.

The party itself is held in the inner northern suburbs in a former brothel, which has a downstairs dancefloor, bar, pool room and outdoor smoking area. You can BYO drinks and they will keep them behind the bar and serve them to you. There is also a cloak room for anything you bring or to dress down later in the night.

I arrived with the single guys at 8:30 and the place was a bit quiet with about 7 guys and 10 couples in attendance at that point. I put my drinks in the fridge, gave myself a little tour of upstairs and downstairs, before joining a group of couples and a few guys outside for a friendly chat.

Everyone was really relaxed, personable and the conversation flowed really well. I thought this is going to be a good night with a great group of people. There were a couple of girls I already liked the look of and I was hopefully things would keep improving as more people arrived during the night.

Eventually the mozzies started biting and so we went inside and most people were around the pool room or watching people play while getting to know each other. I eventually got a game of pool in against the M half of a very attractive couple and around that time everyone started dressing down and starting to head upstairs. After our game, I went upstairs to the men's and noticed w bit of commotion at one of the rooms down the end of the hall. I went to check it out and it was a couple getting into the action on the bed and a line of guys around the bed and out the door watching on. It wasn't my vibe and I hadn't dressed down and so went back downstairs.

I spoke to a few people before making my way back to the cute couple (couldn't help myself when there is a cute blonde involved) and after a while we all decided it was time to dress down and head upstairs. Pretty much everyone had now moved upstairs and was either playing or watching. Again the thing that wasn't my vibe was the amount of guys standing around the play areas wanking off in close proximity to the players.

Anyway after a bit of exploration and watching some hardcore scenes unfolding, I decided it wasn't for me and said my goodbyes to a couple of people and headed downstairs. I was trying to find the cloakroom when one of the guys still playing pool asked if I was leaving and then told me to stop being a pussy and get back upstairs. Who was I to argue 😂

Upstairs I went and bumped into a cute indian girl I'd been eyeing off. We smiled and got talking for a little bit and she said let's get closer and watch the action. We were leaning on the bedhead/stocks watching about 10 bodies mangled together and shared a very sensual kiss before her partner came over and wanted to introduce her to another couple.

I went back to the main open area and found the cute couple laying down and went and chatted to them. They were keen to play but we're feeling a bit overwhelmed by the guys standing literally right against the bed and asked if there was anywhere more private. I went and found the room with the bedhead/stocks now empty and so we jumped in there. Unfortunately as soon as the couple sat on the bed they realised why it was empty, the sheets were saturated through with the remnants of the group session earlier.

Not wanting to miss an opportunity to get to know this couple, I went to the linen cupboard, changed the mattress protector and sheets and got a couple of fresher pillows. We lay down and were chatting and sensually touching each other and sharing some kisses with the cute blonde and it wasn't long before we had a bit of a crowd again. The issue was the room doesn't have a fan and with about 20 bodies it soon became like a sauna. As I made out with her and played with her amazing tits, her partner went down on her and she came so hard she bucked him off like a Bronco, it was very hot. She then wanted him to fuck her but with now about 20 cocks all around the bed and in close proximity to his and my head, we were having a bit of stage fright. She eventually got him hard and got on all fours. As he fucked her doggy style, she kissed me in between moans while I teased and flicked her nipples. After about 5 minutes of fucking and about half a dozen guys asking if they could touch her, she decided to pull the pin. I must admit it was feeling a bit claustrophobic and the heat will all those people after a hot day and no fan or aircon was too much to take. We made ourselves decent and headed downstairs to cool off.

At this point I decided I'd had enough but gave him my number in case they wanted to continue our fun another time, before heading home.

A couple of things I noted:

• No toilets at all downstairs and only 2 upstairs. With people also using those rooms to shower, the wait was often long
• There was really only 3 play rooms and a big open area. For those wanting some privacy or a bit less of a crowd, there isn't really any options
• The guys there were pretty respectful in asking to join in or touch but with a large amount of guys, it felt a bit of a sausage fest at times and intimidating. The couple I met said the same thing.
• One of the rooms was out of action until I took it upon myself to clean up and change the sheets. I would have expected the hosts to be on top of this

All in all a reasonably good night (especially when the cute couple contacted me this morning 😜) but a few things which prevented it from being a really spectacular night.

I'll go to WOW or BFWB next time and see what the crowd there and balance of couples, F and M is, so I can hopefully find the balance I enjoy.

Hey all anyone know what club x is like in hoppers xing on a Fridays arvo? Couple going, any ideas what we can expect.? How big cinema is ect Thx!

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Hey Can anyone please recommend the best strip clubs in Melbourne? Which clubs are topless only / fully nude? And do they do fully nude stage sets or private dances? Is touching allowed? Thank you!

Seen this men’s massage place—has anyone been there? How was it, and which masseur did you book?

Hi all, I only recently found out about the existence of Locanto & signed up. How trustworthy are these ads?

I’m looking under personal services for escorts & massages in and around the Malvern, Malvern East, Oakleigh & Chaddy areas.

Can any anyone recommend me legit providers? I can’t seem to tell which ones are fake (apart from some of the obvious Chinese fake/AI generated images), which ones are real & which ones I might get mugged when I enter the room.

TIA.

Any suggestions on where to get a TRT prescription when my tests come back as the low end of normal range.

I’m often in Melbourne during the week for work. CBD based.

I’m in my late 20s, tall, athletic build, and I often have my own hotel and a meal allowance to burn. for various reasons, I couldn’t be bothered with dating apps. I’d much rather meet people in person and sus the vibe and take it from there. Would appreciate your suggestions.

Hi there! I'm a 27 year old guy who's a virgin.

I'm looking for a professional who is experienced with first-time clients and enjoys sharing knowledge and guidance. I'm new to all of this and want to approach it in a way that's respectful and informed.

I had a previous experience where communication was a bit of a challenge (she wanted someone more experienced than me and didn't want to have to explain what she wanted, haha, fair enough), so I'm hoping to find someone who's patient and open to working with someone from square one. I'd love to learn the basics - kissing, fingering, giving oral (I've heard about dental dams, but am not sure how they work!), dirty talk? and of course, sex itself.

I'd obviously pay for this service, but I understand it's probably a bit different from a typical session, which is why I didn't just go to a brothel. Like that scene in the movie Poor Things haha.

If you could point me to a provider, or if this sounds like something you'd enjoy or specialize in, I'd love to connect - thanks!

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