The McRib is back

But.. does anyone know how long its staying for? 1 day? 1 week? No one has said.

I tried a McRib for the first time today! It was good, but I also feel like it could be even better with some other added toppings. Does anyone have go-to add ons for their McRib?

Yahoo has always been terrible with their headlines but honestly WTF you go into the article to read it and it just a Dr telling you yah if you eat to many they won't be good for you but there is not big reveal like the patty is made with rat meat or the sauce is not legally allowed to be called food by Health Canada, none of that just a BS click bait title. Remember there is "No Harm" in trying one (like WTF)

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It’s a Wednesday night, roughly 9pm. I’m starving, absolutely perishing and ready for my next meal. I pull up in the McDonald’s drive through, ready to order one of my go-to’s - double cheeseburger, Vanilla Coke, fries, maybe some cheeky nugs with the Big Mac sauce. It’s safe, tastes the same every time, hits the spot impeccably. But what do I spot on the menu, only the devil himself in the form of a sandwich. My mind is immediately tail spinning away from my intended dinner. The McRib tumbles from my mouth at the speaker, and there’s no going back now, the devil has tempted me.

Once I’m home, I’m ready to FEAST. Those first bites….delicious, messy, sauce all over my face, fingers and slathering my insides. Then I get half way through, something isn’t right…. Nothings wrong yet but it definitely ain’t right either. I take two more bites and I feel it. The devil has laid its spawn inside me. Whatever I ate, wasn’t as edible as advertised. My stomach starts gurgling in a way I’ve NEVER experienced, my legs are losing strength! I black out and come back to it and I’m rocking in the fetal position on my side. Nothings helping, my stomach is expanding and my asshole is pulsing, there’s no return. I make my way to the bathroom and mentally prepare to give birth to Satan himself. The second I sit down, I let out a roar that vibrates the porcelain and let me tell you, it did NOT come from my vocal cords. My brain starts blanking and next thing - the birthing scenes in all the chick flicks I’ve watched start flashing through my brain and I’m mimicking their breathing patterns to survive. My whole torso is constricting and I’m starting to crown, what would have been 15 seconds felt like hours, as I birth a Goliath sized head. Once the heads out, the winds of the deepest darkest forests push past all my vital organs and rattle my bones as I scream through the pain. With this slight pressure released, i take a breath. The worst seems to be over…. God was I wrong. The aftermath of the McRib using my body as a water slide, was a night of replacing the air in my room with potent McRib scented ass gas’s.

Final McRib rating 10/10 will probably forget this whole painful experience and purchase again the next time they drag this menu item from the depths of hell.

Its BACK BABY!! Heres a link to the 5 locations. Only till December 12!!

https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2023/11/mcdonalds-mcrib-toronto-canada/

Seriously. Wtf!?!? I say boycott mcdonalds until they make McRIb a permanent menu item. Screw this bullshit

So the mc rib has just returned to Australia for the summer season and I was wondering if anyone makes any changes to their Mc Rib to further enjoy the delicious burger that it already is. Please comment the best adds you've tried

Mcdonalds is satan.

I hunger.