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The gaming realm ascended, creating their own sect. The anime realm dominated, ruling through their own land. One day, a normal meme artist gained an enlightment and created Martial Memes. A sect was born where the strong eat the weak, ponder through the heavenly dao and create your own Wuxia/Xianxia/Xuanhuan meme or any novel memes. Break through the shackles of normemity and ascend to the realm of meme overlords. The true peak of Martial Arts is not eternal life, but eternal laughter.

A community for Wuxia and novel readers and meme overlords. Other book memes are also allowed.

/r/MartialMemes

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Help me, Seniors!

0 Comments
2025/02/02
13:57 UTC

182

Today I F'ed Up.. I, Bai Ge, (623M) slapped an ant (?M) while trying to court Xu Yi, (239F).

[Sequel here. (When available.)]

Greetings, fellow daoists. I am Bai Ge, of Bai clan. I am the direct heir of my clan. While we are not one of the top clans of our world, our standing is high to the point no clan, sect or alliance dare poke or provoke us.

So, first, some backstory:

In truth, I have fancied Xu Yi for several decades. She is the Direct Disciple of the Sacred Soul Sect, one of the top 6 Sects of the world, known for its Soul Arts. While she is said to be inferior to the Seven Fragnances, I disagree, and feel that her appearence, elegance and poise is unmatched throught the world.

However, be it due to clan struggles or my cultivation, I found myself unable to pursue her.

Yet, after a recent breakthrough and consolodating my cultivation, I found that I was able to obtain much more free time.

Now, forgive this one for bragging, but I posess some alchemy attainment, and I am only two major alchemy realms below the top alchemist of our clan, who happens to be my alchemy master!

So, fellow daoists, as a sign of my goodwill and pure intentions, I had decided to concoct a pill for her.

So, I went into seclusion again, and carefully crafted a pill for her for one whole month.

I had decided that I'd give her a pill that would let her breakthrough a minor realm.

The only reason I was able to create such a pill, is due to her being one major realm lower than me. Yet, for her age, her realm is a sign of her brilliance. One whose innate talent is equal, or perhaps slightly better than mine.

The process was not easy, and I spat blood and almost caused my extremely expensive cauldron to explode multiple times. In the end, I needed to use extremely precious True Yin Fire Blossom to eventually stabilize the pill.

After successfully concocting the pill, I have passed out for 3 days, a testament to the effort I have poured out.

And so, my gift was ready. Then, I waited for the Chinese New Years Celebration to come by. Xu Yi and I are from the same city, so I knew we could meet, and I could present my gift to her.

So, here is what happened:

I found Xu Yi sitting alone on a table, presumably waiting for an order of food. I knew it was the perfect opportunity, so I walked towards her.

"Greetings, Lady Xu Yi. It is truly rare to see you. Here I have a Blossoming Yin Flame Pill concoction of Inscribed grade. (I take out the pill, and show it.) I hope this will signify my good intentions, and I sincerely hope we may-"

Now, this was when that arrogant trash confidently came up and said!:

"Hahaha! Another stupid noble tries to court Xu Yi with another dogsh*t? At least you should ha-"

As this arrogant trash started to mock my efforts, and the pill that I poured so much of my effort on, I saw red.

I had given too much effort, just for it to be trash talked by this ant, mocking me in front of my intended!

So, I checked him and his cultivation. He seemed to be a nobody of middle age for his realm, posessing an almost flawless stability. Yet, he was a 3 whole realms below me, and yet daring to mock the heir of X!

"You f*cking ant! You dare mock the ART I have poured my blood, sweat and Qi upon!"

I slapped the everliving life out of him. He fell to the ground from the force of my impact. But, I of course controlled my strength and Qi, even if I was seeing red. He did not die, or faint. I must say, I am extremely merciful!

However, I quickly came back to myself from my outburst. The whole restaurant had gone eerily silent. Good!

But my intended, was looking at me with recoil of shock, disgust, disdain, contempt.

Words can not express what myriad of emotions I have felt in that moment. The utter confidence I posessed instantly crumbled, and I stammered trying to come up with words in front of that gaze. I must have visibly winced at that point.

In the end, I only managed to say "I...I.. I!". I then bowed to her while putting the pill on her table, cast a ranged healing spell worth more than that damn ant on his swollen cheek, take out my sword from my ring and fly the hell out of there.

It has been several hours since these events transpired, fellow daoists. I am now sitting in my cave abode, trying to meditate to attain a clear mind, yet I find my once thought to be firm and steady Dao Heart shaken.

Murder, pillaging, stepping on others is common in the world of cultivation, and I have done plenty of all.

Yet, as I sit here, I feel nothing but a sense of unease, hear nothing but that eery silence, and see nothing but her eyes.

I fear that unless I resolve this situation, my Dao Heart will suffer an irreperable crack. Fellow daoists or seniors, please advise and guide me.

39 Comments
2025/02/02
11:50 UTC

97

Why not both?

7 Comments
2025/02/02
11:17 UTC

2

please recommend novels like My longevity simulation.

Novels with time loop concept and zero romance also please don't recommend A Regressor's Tale of Cultivation I didn't like it due to romance.

4 Comments
2025/02/02
09:25 UTC

379

Straight evil sect leader starter pack.

17 Comments
2025/02/02
08:55 UTC

1

Is Beyond the Time getting Donghua Adaptation?

1 Comment
2025/02/02
07:47 UTC

6

Seniors, what are your thoughts on r/taoism

5 Comments
2025/02/02
06:10 UTC

1

Nine star hegemon body art

Does the number 9 mean something big is this series? so far I seen three things that has 9, ofc Mc main technique, split the heavens technique that needs 9 meridians, princess Chu Yao dantian been locked with 9 different energies, 9 must be the author's favorite if it don't mean much in this series

10 Comments
2025/02/02
05:45 UTC

1

Junior brother seeking guidance

Do my elders know of any particularly brain melting ideas to add to a humble history?

I have set out to chronicle the journey of a (frankly) bumbling senior and seek guidance. If I do not portray senior brother’s journey in a positive light, he may try to throw me off the mountain. Are there any deeds that I may credit to my senior brother to save this humble junior’s hide?

2 Comments
2025/02/02
04:16 UTC

180

Types of comments you see in an demonic scriptures.

5 Comments
2025/02/02
03:01 UTC

2

Which of these two translations is better? Also, how would you rate each one out of 10? And is it enjoyable to read, or would you close the book immediately if you saw this kind of translation?

  1. Autumn winds were blowing.

Wang Chong grew tense as he approached the large hall. Perhaps one truly understood someone’s true worth only after losing them.

The young man had spent his previous life in a reckless manner, living without caring about anything. It was indeed strange for such a man to become tense merely because of a meal.

"Returning home is such a feeling..."

Wang Chong murmured. When he looked up, he saw a massive door adorned with two lion heads; one on the left and the other on the right. The family dining hall was right in front.

The Wang Family was not a great noble clan or anything of the sort; therefore, the family members were not overly restricted by traditions. However, as a family that produced generals, they still had to adhere to certain established rules. The family did not go overboard in restricting its members, yet it did not neglect to provide them with the necessary ethical education to behave in a manner befitting a great clan.

The Wang Clan was numerous. However, it was mandatory for all clan members in the capital to gather for a meal once a week. They would all sit around one large table and enjoy a pleasant meal together.

Today was the last day of the punishment that Wang Chong had received. Moreover, it was time for this week’s family meal. But Wang Chong was not worried about this.

If everything went as in his old life, his father must have returned home. His father, who set out early in the morning for his official duties, could only come back at night. Even though he was his son, even Wang Chong could not see him often.

*******************************************************************************

  1. The autumn winds were blowing.

Wang Chong tensed as he approached the great hall. Perhaps it is only when you lose someone that you realize their true worth.

The young man had spent his previous life adrift, living without a care in the world. It was really strange for such a man to get nervous just because of a meal.

“So this is what it feels like to come home...”

Wang Chong muttered. He looked up to see a huge door decorated with two lion heads, one on the left and one on the right. His family's dining hall was just in front.

The Wang Family was not a big noble clan or anything like that, so family members were not constrained by tradition. But still, as a family of generals, they had to follow certain rules. The family did not go to extremes to restrict its members, but it did not neglect to train them in the ethics necessary to act in a manner befitting a great clan.

The Wang Clan was large. But all clan members in the capital city were required to gather once a week for a meal. They would crowd around a big table and enjoy a pleasant meal together.

Today was the last day of Wang Chong's punishment. It was also time for this week's family meal. But Wang Chong was not worried about that.

If things were going on as they had in his old life, his father should have come home. Because of his official duties, he left early in the morning and only returned at night. Even Wang Chong could not see him often, even though he was his son.

0 Comments
2025/02/02
01:56 UTC

0

Nine star hegemon body art

I'm on chapter 4 and I'm already getting tired of long chen split personality, everytime he can't have what he wants he talks from the pov of his pill God memories, he wanted to refine pills but he has small spiritual energy which means he has weak flames that is too weak and keeps calling himself trash from the pov of this other memory

11 Comments
2025/02/02
01:16 UTC

50

The spear is the BEST WEAPON!

I WILL NOT EXPLAIN, THE HEAVENS KNOW ITS TRUE.

ALL THOSE WHO DENY AND SPEW NONSENSE PROPAGANDA ABOUT THE SWORD WILL TASTE MY HEAVENLY SPEAR!

SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEARRRR!

https://preview.redd.it/6duz3kkyfmge1.jpg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b9f18e010709f9115929647acd67806b392877

26 Comments
2025/02/02
00:37 UTC

12

Look at this demonic clan

5 Comments
2025/02/01
23:36 UTC

2

Discord?

This junior couldn't find a discord link for our sect's internal communications. If any senior could guide me on the right path, I shall one day repay this good deed tenfold!!

3 Comments
2025/02/01
23:26 UTC

142

I don’t know if I’m coming off as annoying, but it feels weird seeing the main character raising his future wife

Source: Renegade immortal

50 Comments
2025/02/01
23:25 UTC

5

Fate Gu Distribution

1 Comment
2025/02/01
20:05 UTC

12

New translation spirit tool from the WTR-lab sect!?

The WTR-lab Sect is adding a newly developed spirit tool that helps Daoist from other realms like myself easier to read Dragon realms scriptures. While I have trained myself to understand the machine translated scriptures, these new tools will make it easier for Daoist with poor spiritual roots to read more scriptures. Fellows Daoist can use the below talisman to teleport to the spiritual tool.

https://wtr-lab.com/en/serie-9026/you-a-druid-go-to-practice-taoism

3 Comments
2025/02/01
19:47 UTC

73

What do you think? Is YM truly a monster or just misunderstood?

12 Comments
2025/02/01
19:32 UTC

20

I have just returned from a secret realm with a forbidden technique! Behold, the unfathomable "Vodka Infused Eagle Claw Snake Neck Mantis Style Nipple Twist Dancing Technique"!!!

7 Comments
2025/02/01
19:02 UTC

106

If the main character's daughter asks you to give up your lover to marry her, what will you do next?

41 Comments
2025/02/01
18:19 UTC

164

I'm not longer pure enough to be a young master 😢 😔

Fellow young masters, is this the Mt. Tai everyone rambles about? For it to appear before me, am I no longer fit to be a young master??

20 Comments
2025/02/01
17:10 UTC

9

Is there a series that have an actual competent young master that actually challenge mc that has system cheat ?

Like seriously, why is mc kicking their ass like nothing ? Young master is suppose to be a formidable opponent with unlimited resources, not a useless side character.

11 Comments
2025/02/01
15:15 UTC

95

Whoever can crack this formation will be accepted as my sect janitor.

28 Comments
2025/02/01
14:37 UTC

167

After comprehending lifetime of scriptures, I've come to conclusion and made this. Journey's End

15 Comments
2025/02/01
14:28 UTC

135

You are reincarnated stupid MC and this is ur golden finger, would you write your name before death and what will happen after you do it?

41 Comments
2025/02/01
14:18 UTC

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