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MarkMyWords

Please preface your submission title with "MMW:"


Think an artist is going to get popular? Think a movie is going to flop?

/r/MarkMyWords - For when you've "called it" you'll have something to point to for proof.

Try and be specific - general and obvious predictions might be tagged as "Weak". Also, try to avoid posting long-term predictions (2+ years) though they aren't currently against the rules.

Did your "MMW" become true? Post it in /r/CalledIt!"

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MMW: Weddings are going to become one of those things only rich people do

Everything is so damn expensive, it's hard to justify the cost of a wedding. Much like a fabulous "sweet sixteen", a wedding is going to become just a rich person's party. Almost all marriages will happen at a courthouse.

1 Comment
2024/03/26
04:24 UTC

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MMWs, the stupid will never ever comprehend their own stupidity

Which explains Fox and Newsmax

3 Comments
2024/03/26
04:21 UTC

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MMW: Trump's strategy for Stormy

Trump's strategy for Stormy Daniels will be character assassination on the fact that she was a porn star. He'll go after "moral this and that".

And the jury will just buy it because of slut shaming.

4 Comments
2024/03/26
04:07 UTC

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MMW: Julius Randle will return on April 11 to help the Knicks defeat the Celtics

2 Comments
2024/03/26
02:27 UTC

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MMW Trump will dump All his shares of DJT$ as soon as his 6 month lockup is up crashing the stock .

11 Comments
2024/03/26
02:04 UTC

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MMW: Biden's gonna have health problems before the election and have to pull out and Trump will drop out because of legal problems.

9 Comments
2024/03/26
01:50 UTC

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MMW my side good, your side bad

My side will win. Your side will lose. When my side win, my side be graceful. When your side lose, your side be violent savage. My side will Winn by 800 election points and 1 billion votes. Your side will get 3 election points and 5 votes and 4 will be fraud. My side will win because my side good. My side good guy. My good guy will cure cancer and save all the puppies. There will be world peace and no more world hunger. Your side will lose because your side bad. Your side bad guy. Your bad guy is evil and will destroy the world. He will drown puppies and destroy all food. My side peaceful angels who couldn't hurt a fly. Your side violent savages that will kill kittens with bare hands and destroy whole army of good guys because mad. My side is strong and can destroy whole army of bad guys. Your side is harmless and couldn't hurt a fly.

This why my side good and your side bad.

9 Comments
2024/03/26
00:19 UTC

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MMW: Most of you or the people that you know will just lay down and accept their fate when nuclear war breaks out (probably before next year.) The society wide psychological trauma and quiet depression leading up to the war will be palpable.

Probably before our next precious election. When it gets real, really real, most of us will just begin to lose hope and stop living. I give it a month or two before the nukes start going off for the media to accurately start reporting the events leading up to the first exchange. Lawlessness and extreme violence will ensue directly before the first volley is launched as those with the will to fight will scramble to get supplies and shelter from the blasts.

There will only be those who laid down and took the wise path and those who chose to prolong their suffering. The prolongers will also begin to lay down and accept, just like the suffering animals around them. Dogs, cows, everything that isn't incinerated will begin to lay down and give up.

Anyways, not you though. You're a fighter, you'll rebuild.

1 Comment
2024/03/25
23:51 UTC

128

MMW: If Trump wins, most of the country will instantly change their mind on the economy

There will be no substantial change to the US economy on election night, but Republicans will immediately think positively of it while Democrats will immediately think negatively of it because the public’s economic assessment is primarily based on partisan-affiliation.

175 Comments
2024/03/25
22:01 UTC

63

MMW: If Trump wins a second term, China will attempt to retake Taiwan and Trump will publicly endorse it.

Trump will encourage an isolationist position from the US government and say things like "Taiwan actually belongs to China anyways." He will also praise Xi Jinping as not that bad of guy, and say that they are friends.

24 Comments
2024/03/25
21:54 UTC

131

MMW: Trump will be found guilty in his April hush money case but be sentenced to probation due to no criminal record...

...then, when his next criminal case finds him guilty, he will be sentenced to house arrest for a trivial amount of time. If he is convicted in a third criminal trial, with two prior convictions, he will be sentenced to a non-trivial amount of time for house arrest, but it will have so many exceptions (political rallies are his first amendment!) that it will be meaningless. Then he will die in the next four years of natural causes having never faced any serious consequences for his actions.

But the Teflon isn't genetic and his kids will suffer. Don Jr. and his girlfriend will not be able to hide their substance abuse problems, Lara will try to take the political reins but she won't have the cult of personality of Don. Eric will continue being a nobody, Ivanka will try to recover her image as a centrist, but nobody will buy it. The two youngest might have normal enough lives, never having hitched their ponies to the Trump dynasty.

88 Comments
2024/03/25
21:52 UTC

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MMW: the lefts obsession with holding power will result in a violent confrontation with the American people.

If I was a democrat I'd be getting real nervous about now.

10 Comments
2024/03/25
21:36 UTC

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MMW: people in this sub will go into depression when their side loses

11 Comments
2024/03/25
20:57 UTC

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MMW Biden Devotees will create more autonomous zones in 2025

Unable to comprehend that Donald Trump could fairly win the election and terrified of fascist conspiracy theories used to fear monger them for years, we will have cities in open rebellion. Civilians will attempt to overthrow the United States under Trump believing they are overthrowing a fascist regime and will create Communist autonomous zones in response.

12 Comments
2024/03/25
20:45 UTC

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MMW: Christianity comeback

The Candace Owens vs the Daily Wire saga is an example of Christians and Jews back to their old rivalry. This led to Christ Is King trending and some conservatives are already starting to warn that some people could use Christianity as a shield to hate jews as much as they want and a bunch of religious people will feel obligated to support you no matter what and shame your opponents, whereas if you hate on jews as an atheist you get called a nazi. I don't know if that refers to Owens specifically since I'm a fan of hers overall, but I can see how Christianity could be seen as "useful" in that way if we're heading down a road where anti-semitism is on the rise.

0 Comments
2024/03/25
20:40 UTC

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MMW: Elder Scrolls 6 will flop hard

I feel like I made this post a decade ago, but just reiterating because an update came out and gamers are Imbeciles. Before we begin, obviously it will sell well the question is whether it will sell comparatively well with respect to previous titles. Zero chance of this.

There is no chance ES:6 will live up to expectations. Zero. It might be “good” but a massive, non-insurmountable portion of the player base will never move on from Skyrim and the modding, investment, and culture which has developed around that game. It’s debatable whether Skyrim was among the best RPG open world games ever created. Surely its legacy influenced countless copycats and Bethesda has been milking that specific game hard for years.

The legacy was too good, and ES:6 will invariably be “Skyrim 2” to most people and the developers will suffer for this. It’s not their fault that the previous title was amazing, but such expectations will invariably lead to subsequent disappointment.

Even if I believed that Rockstars worked at Bethesda (gaming industry pun), I do not believe that executive management would be able to resist demanding unrealistic expectations. There is pressure to keep the game as similar to Skyrim as possible, while keeping it distinct, fresh, new, and massive. There will be pressure to make the game so beautiful and “next gen” that it will be unplayable on many machines, yet it will still have plenty of bugs to undermine the absurdly long development time. The gameplay and story will be compared to Skyrim and nostalgia will take its arbitrary toll on the reception of ES:6.

Ultimately, the long development time has doomed ES:6. It’s been too long since the last installment and the last installment has become a literal gaming institution. ES:6 will suffer under the tremendous shadow of Skyrim, and even if the devs had the talent, creativity, drive, and vision to truly create a better game, the AAA industry’s absurd development times, graphics standards, and monetization strategies will weigh the game down and cause it to flop HARD no matter what.

1 Comment
2024/03/25
20:32 UTC

0

MMW: All Republikkkans are racist.

18 Comments
2024/03/25
19:21 UTC

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MMW: Trump won't get elected because of neocons and war in Europe.

As WW3 looms the election will be suspended as it was in Ukraine. With what is happening in Russia the dominoes are beginning to fall. Liberals will be more than happy to cooperate with neocons to make this happen.

7 Comments
2024/03/25
18:49 UTC

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MMW: This year's election will be a tie.

The tie will be settled by having Donald Trump and Joe Biden fight on a Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 1v1 on Nuketown, and during that match, Obama will suddenly appear and will say "Yo Quiero Taco Bell", causing the audience to erupt into madness and excitement, meanwhile Donald Trump will get a severe case of testicular torsion, after which this sub will explode.

1 Comment
2024/03/25
18:47 UTC

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MMW: Joe Biden, Kamala Harris and Dr. Fauci will be written in history books as the people who saved humanity from covid

10 Comments
2024/03/25
18:31 UTC

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MMW This sub should be named r/MarkMyWordsAboutTrump

MMW you all have an extremely weird and very unhealthy parasocial obsession with the man. Post something about dogs or cars or the moon or anything ELSE. You all live and breathe trump more than any fan of his. Don’t let him occupy your mind. #rentfree

6 Comments
2024/03/25
17:46 UTC

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MMW: Trump will be a convicted felon by election day and 80 million delusional people will vote for him.

528 Comments
2024/03/25
17:37 UTC

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MMW Donald Trump's Devotees will have another anti-semitic tiki torch parade in Charlottesville

It will be one big circle jerk.

78 Comments
2024/03/25
17:27 UTC

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MMW: Trump will lose Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, New Mexico, Nevada, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin because of his attempt to disregard their votes after he lost the last time.

In the weeks leading up to Jan 6th Trump and his cohorts set up 84 fake electors across 7 states Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, New Mexico, Nevada, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.

They then sent their fraudulent electors votes, often without the Fake Electors knowledge, to Congress to be used by certain elected officials and the Vice President, or Grassley if Pence for some reason couldnt do it, something Grassley strangely stated on Jan 5th raising eyebrows of many, to get the vote sent back to state legislators and cause a constitutional crisis.

These Fake Electors were selected and set up after the election was over. They secretly did their votes when the actual, official, duly appointed electors signed off on by the Governor did there's to try and pass off themsleves as real as possible. They, at times without the knowledge of the Fake electors themsleves, then sent their fraudulent votes to Congress.

Their setting up and plotting of all of this is well documented.

“We would just be sending in ‘fake’ electoral votes to Pence so that ‘someone’ in Congress can make an objection when they start counting votes, and start arguing that the ‘fake’ votes should be counted,” Jack Wilenchik, a Phoenix-based lawyer who helped organize the pro-Trump electors in Arizona, wrote in a Dec. 8, 2020, email to Boris Epshteyn, a strategic adviser for the Trump campaign.

“His idea is basically that all of us (GA, WI, AZ, PA, etc.) have our electors send in their votes (even though the votes aren’t legal under federal law — because they’re not signed by the Governor); so that members of Congress can fight about whether they should be counted on January 6th,” Mr. Wilenchik wrote in the email on Dec. 8, 2020, one week before the official duly appointed electors met to cast their votes, to Mr. Epshteyn and half a dozen other people.

477 Comments
2024/03/25
17:22 UTC

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MMW: Trump is going to compare himself to Jesus and his crucification during Easter weekend

Jesus was a good man and his own people crucified him, much like some very bad people are trying to do to the great President trump. And then he will go on more about witch hunts and such.

Btw congrats on the golf championship Donald. Who woulda thought a trump golf course would hand out a trophy to Donald Trump. What a coincidence. He’s so good

74 Comments
2024/03/25
15:58 UTC

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MMW: 2024 will be a landslide victory to almost Regan proportions.

Trump is up in every swing state except Pennsylvania by multiple points. Up in Nevada by 8 points (a state republicans haven’t won since 2008. He’s up in Michigan by 3, up in Georgia by 5, up in Arizona by 4, up in Wisconsin by 3… it’s going to be rough.

94 Comments
2024/03/25
15:43 UTC

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MMW: trump social stock will go up and stay high until Donnie can sell his shares.

This is the easiest, simplest most untraceable way to bribe ever! Remember the meme stocks? People propped up gamestop just for the LOLs and screwed the shorts? The saudis or russians can do just that all day long. As donnie sells, they buy. practically untraceable. As soon as donnie is out, the shares will drop to pennies. The media will just say it's dumb MAGAts buying the stock and that will be true as well. MAGAts will be left holding the bag, Russia or saudis will take a 2 billion "loss" but will really have indirectly transferred that cash to donnie. Much easier than renting blocks of hotel rooms.

8 Comments
2024/03/25
15:25 UTC

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MMW: Edward Snowden never went to Russia, and is a CIA plant

I saw him in October 2023 in the Emergency Room on Cape Cod. The day before, I was screaming at cars in front of my house that my neighbors where Russian spies. I guess that will spook Law Enforcement enough to move him, and they use emergency rooms to move high value assets.

Does it make sense Russia would harbor him, and not parade him around like a trophy. Even Schumer in a intel report said he wasn't likely a whistleblower. https://intelligence.house.gov/uploadedfiles/snowden_report_highlights.pdf

0 Comments
2024/03/25
15:12 UTC

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MMW: a large number of Israeli hostages will be found in Egypt sparking outrage.

0 Comments
2024/03/25
14:53 UTC

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MMW: Joe Biden will die of a heart attack in the next 7 days.

You might not like this prediction but it's 100% what's going to happen. Then kamala becomes president, fails at everything and orange man gets elected with 69% of the votes in November. This is the peak timeline.

4 Comments
2024/03/25
14:40 UTC

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