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Satire, etc, about the Mandela Effect. Lightly moderated.

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The liver is the biggest organ? What?

I always thought it was the penis. At least, I know it is in my case.

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2021/12/12
04:45 UTC

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Spider-Man's webbed armpits - Maybe It's a Mandela Effect ?

1 Comment
2021/11/21
01:13 UTC

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Jif or Jiffy? Mandela Effect (Peanut Butter)

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2021/11/13
21:25 UTC

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IT Pennywise Mandela effect balloon missing 2017 version

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2021/11/08
16:03 UTC

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Secret Agency PROVES Forrest Gump is a multiverse conspiracy.

This website is known to constantly leak secret govt documents, and this one FINALLY proves what we've been saying has a lot more to it!! https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5346

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2021/07/27
14:27 UTC

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I’m not enough of a dick to post this on regular Mandela but I bet a bunch of them would freak if you were like

There’s something different about Kermit the Frogs eyes.........

2 Comments
2021/05/25
01:48 UTC

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Mandela President Mandela

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2021/04/09
11:18 UTC

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Anyone else remember the restaurant Applebee's being called Appletrees?

I do, and it makes a lot more sense. WTF is an "applebee"?

6 Comments
2021/04/03
17:15 UTC

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Remember when reddit landed on the moon

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2021/02/21
12:00 UTC

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How come the ME has slowed down? Are we coming to a full circle perhaps?

All the ME threads are 2 or more years old and locked. Do you think we are finally slowing down or do you think there are so many that nobody can keep up or perhaps the delete police are out en force deleting anything 'conspiracy' related as Google multiple times have promised?

Another wild thought is Google deleted the threads from showing up in search results so nobody on phones can see them who don't do much research so therefore conspiracy subs die then paid CCP trolls take over.

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2021/01/18
14:27 UTC

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After my traumatic brain injury, suddenly Mandela effects started happening

So I had a massive traumatic brain injury in 2007 severely damaging the memory centres of my brain, then suddenly the entire world changed around me and all these things I didn’t remember were real. Surely a massive shift in both the world and universe is to blame and it’s nothing to do with my awful memory.

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2021/01/12
15:23 UTC

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"Niger" now spelled with only one "g"?? There's NO WAY this can be right. I very clearly remember it being spelled with two "g's". I also noticed that people get extremely angry for no reason whenever I bring this up, especially if they're from Africa!! What is going on?!?!

2 Comments
2021/01/05
17:03 UTC

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anyone remember a "t"?

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2020/12/06
19:22 UTC

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Mandela effect - The girl the universe forgot

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2020/10/01
14:09 UTC

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2012

Sometime in late 2012 early 2013 I noticed the Berenstain Bares ME. I never mentioned this to anybody I just thought it was me miss remembering. Does anyone remember starting to notice ME happening around this time? I feel like somthing strange happened in 2012, perhaps having to do with the December 21st 2012 Any thoughts?

4 Comments
2020/09/16
00:52 UTC

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Could've swore that in the Daft Punks song Get lucky it was We'll rub a mexican monkey and not We're up all night to get lucky.

2 Comments
2020/08/21
09:31 UTC

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Obama was the first ten year old president...?

A few years before he was elected, I swear a law was passed that allowed anyone over the age of three could be elected, and then in 2012 America got its first child president. He looked a bit like this kid,,, I was confused when i looked Obama up the other day and it showed some random black guy... Is this proof of alternate universes........???????????????????

https://preview.redd.it/eam24362rjc51.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=18b1b231d5767b3412a9b8a130b742bba57ea3d3

1 Comment
2020/07/23
05:59 UTC

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My theory about Mandela Effect

It happens because of some arbitrary reason that I came up with now that nobody cares about that I will write one full page essay on it here. It can happen because of anything after all and nobody actually knows why it happens but everyone likes to talk about. Because not many MEs are happening nowadays and I have to keep active in the sub by coming up with some random theories.

2 Comments
2020/07/04
22:36 UTC

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So i recall disneys peter pan differently?

So this is my mandella affect... so as a kid i loved Disney movies (i still do now), i remember the ending to peter pan differently, i remember all the lost boys going home as well as smee. I remember smee seeing his home, flying in the window and his parents full of glee saying his name, all from the view of the house, it doesnt show the inside. I have watched peter pan and peter pan 2 and its not in either. I definitely remember it been the disney cartoon but have checked with other peter pan movies such as hook and pan... nothing comes up.

I also recall that in sleeping beauty prince phillip climing over brambles/ thorns to get to sleeping beauty, who is in a tower/high window. These was made by maleficent and they grew and they were large. This isnt in any movie version that i have seen, i also recall this as been the Disney cartoon version.

I 100% remember this, anyone else?

1 Comment
2020/06/28
19:28 UTC

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Anyone else remember "exclamation marks" being "explanation marks"

I do, I think it the old way makes more sense. I mean, it EXPLAINS how you're supposed to say the word. What "exclamation" supposed to mean.

4 Comments
2020/04/22
05:43 UTC

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I remember Nelson Mandela being a brutal domestic terrorist responsible for dozens of civilian deaths and having close ties to Communist world leaders.

Everything I find online describes him as being a pacifistic statesman and superior human being. Is this the Mandela Effect?

3 Comments
2020/03/21
00:08 UTC

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The Truth About Mandela Effect (The Real Story)

Dear readers, the following story is the true evidence to the mystery of the Mandela Effect. There is a possibility this post will be scrubbed and I may even be 'suicided,' by the higher powers out there; so please, if you read this, be sure to make copies, to save it so that you will always remember the truth.

Everyone knows how Tom Hanks always appears in a lot of Mandela references, right? Well, there is a reason for this. You see, Tom Hanks always had a dream, but his rival stopped him from achieving it. There as a movie he yearned to star in, but the role was stolen from him by none other than Mel Gibson; his arch nemesis. This movie was known as Castaway. Of course, now it is spaced out as Cast Away due to alternative worlds, but lets begin how this happened.

Castaway originally starred Mel Gibson, this left Tom Hanks furious. So what were his options? They were limited, naturally, but he was a man of ambition, of principal and so he finally begun to invest a lot in CERN. It got to the point where he was allowed to attend their cultist meetings. You see, CERN had their objectives as well, worshiping Shiva who destroys worlds. Blowing up one universe or another is just a common thing for them when Shiva bestowed upon them the knowledge of the God Particle. But how does Tom Hanks play into this?

Tom Hanks realized there are many worlds, many realities and he believed there was a chance, a small one, that maybe there was a reality where he was the star of the movie Castaway. He encouraged many experiments, and inevitably when his dream was achieved, he sabotage CERN so that they could no longer destroy any further realities. He found his reality as the star of his movie, no longer was Mel Gibson as the lead of Castaway but now it was Cast Away with Tom Hanks.

Spread this info as much as possible, the world needs to know the truth.

1 Comment
2020/03/13
23:53 UTC

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what happened to the other 9 world wars

So, I hear people talk about World War 1 and World War 11 all the time, but no one talks about the other 9 world wars or why they happened. Why is this?

2 Comments
2020/03/07
19:55 UTC

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Game stopped working. Mandela?

I had this game that, despite being old, still worked fine on my computer back in 2012. Now it crashes all the time when trying to play it with the same sourceport. I know I've been through multiple new computers since 2012 and have a different operating system but I'm pretty sure it's a lot more likely I went to another universe where the game just doesn't work.

7 Comments
2020/02/27
04:47 UTC

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Anyone else remember there being a lot of giant people as a little kid?

When I was a kid I remember that while some people were about my size, there were a good percentage that were like twice as tall as me. Now that I am an adult all these 12 foot tall people seem to have disappeared, and I can't find any evidence they existed. Does anyone else remember them?

1 Comment
2020/02/17
04:01 UTC

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WWE wrestler seems to have completely disappeared from history?

So I’ve been a fan of wrestling ever since the WWF Attitude Era in the mid 90s. I swear I remember a Canadian wrestler- a stout guy with blue pants who went by the nickname the Rabid Wolverine? His finisher was a cross-face submission hold and he had a move where he leapt from the top rope for a diving headbutt.

I swear I’m remembering this correctly, as he was on many pay-per-views and won several titles, yet when I visited the WWE archive I can’t find ANY mention of him whatsoever... Am I misremembering this or does anyone else recall this guy?

3 Comments
2020/02/04
15:25 UTC

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Does anybody remember the Movie "Tele-chnology"?

I remember about a movie called "Tele-chnolgy" that released like in 2013,it freatured Pink guy as the guy that appeared in a Commercial of Fruit Loops,This movie was sponsored by a lot of companies,but one interesting is about PONOS sponsored the movie,who doesn't know about PONOS,its a japanese company that make games,but the most important one was "The Battle Cats" and it was released in 2014,but the game appeared in that movie,i think it was a demo that we never seen,i don't know,but i tryed to search for that movie but it didn't appear,i guess i have investigate a lot more.
Update 1:Just found that Rick Astley participed in the movie,in a interview that appeared someday he sayed that he appeared on a movie called "Tele-chnology" i think that it was Discovery Channel but i don't know.

0 Comments
2020/01/19
03:01 UTC

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