/r/MalignantExistence

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The terrible things that no one sees.

Share your spite from day-to-day life.

/r/BenignExistence/ for the more benign moments.

/r/MalignantExistence

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420 BLAZE IT

It's 420 and we have 420 members.

go light some shit on fire, perhaps avoid lighting yourself on fire though, that didn't go well today.

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2024/04/20
07:54 UTC

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I had the worst pizza ever last night. I binned it.

2 Comments
2020/12/28
01:17 UTC

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I didn’t put my right hand over my heart for the pledge at school

2 Comments
2019/09/23
15:24 UTC

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TURN UP YOUR SCREEN BRIGHTNESS IT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE

I find the red color of this sub absolutely horrifying. Fuck all of you. Life's short, keep it painful.

0 Comments
2018/09/08
02:30 UTC

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I have nothing to do at work today but must sit here for 8 hours.

This sub is dead as fuck and I'll gladly just talk to myself to make any of this time pass.

2 Comments
2018/04/02
13:59 UTC

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The refrigerator in my kitchen makes a low hum sound that is grating on my nerves.

But I'd be a pretty stupid person to turn off the fucking fridge.

1 Comment
2017/09/24
12:00 UTC

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I deal with dozens of rude customers over the phone every day. When I talk to them I act cordial and polite, but I'm also rolling my eyes and making stupid faces mocking them.

0 Comments
2017/07/03
21:33 UTC

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Regret

I feel I have been over exerting myself with work and just have to put up a happy face for my parents and friends to see. But inwardly I regret every decision I have made before taking all this work onto myself for the summer instead of which I could have enjoyed a quiet vacation. And because of how things work out I just can't share this with anyone I love without feeling guilt. I feel like running away from college and living in some village alone. Been feeling a lot like that lately. Everything seems just too much. I want some time alone. Please .I just hate people who who know me for knowing me.

1 Comment
2017/06/30
16:37 UTC

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This sub is dead and I'm lonely

3 Comments
2017/06/30
06:11 UTC

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Got called into work on my day off

Got called into work on my day off because my manager is afraid of rain. All normal staff is here, but since its raining my manager believes everyone needs to be here just in case... Of what I don't know, but just in case.

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2016/06/02
16:49 UTC

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My sister just tried to confide in me and I gave her some very cold advice, causing her to close up on me.

That's the second time in a week. Pretty sure college is degrading my ability to communicate with my best friend and sibling.

1 Comment
2016/01/19
03:32 UTC

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I wike up one hour ago and smoked 5 cigarettes and I hated every single one.

I'm sweating, my heart rate is high and I want to puke.

2 Comments
2015/10/20
11:04 UTC

7

Stopped using my ex-girlfriends Starbucks account

No more free coffees for her to drink with her new guy.

0 Comments
2015/10/19
19:05 UTC

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I just sat down on a wet bus seat

1 Comment
2015/08/27
01:20 UTC

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I just got really passionate and wrote AN ESSAY about capitalism!!!

yeah!

1 Comment
2015/08/10
06:12 UTC

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I put ice cubes in my dog's water

It's way too fucking cold and he looks pretty freaked out.

1 Comment
2015/05/18
03:15 UTC

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I always add broth to my rice. My vegan aunt ate some. HA!

1 Comment
2015/03/25
00:26 UTC

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Just a little thing I do.

When it is raining really hard I like to drive on the freeway without turning on the wind shield wipers. I like to see how long I can go without wiping any water away. Sometimes I can only make out the water splotched break lights of the cars in front of me. It is best to do at night.

5 Comments
2014/11/13
22:31 UTC

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I threw a large bolt in an area of uncut grass

I knew it would get mowed eventually and someone would run it over with the lawn mower, causing chaos for anyone around.

1 Comment
2014/09/22
23:43 UTC

4

I left the room after I passed gas, and the next person to enter got upset at my dog for it.

The next time I saw my dog he gave me the most disappointed look ever.

1 Comment
2014/09/01
05:46 UTC

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I filled a false order for a competing company.

0 Comments
2014/04/23
22:51 UTC

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I dried my laundry three times and it was still damp.

I had to do laundry because I was I out of clothes. I put two loads into the dryer because the dryers in the laundry room are industrial size. I left to go back to my dorm to watch TV. I came back down and the clothes were still soaking wet. I restarted the dryer and left. Then I came back and it was soaking wet yet again. One of the maintenance men came in and told me that dryer was not working and someone had taken off the out of order sign. I put my clothes into a new dryer and when I came back for the final time, the clothes were not soaking wet. They were just damp.

1 Comment
2014/02/18
19:20 UTC

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Nothing truly awful or mind-blowingly frustrating happened today, so that's new

1 Comment
2014/02/02
05:37 UTC

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I have replaced the cutting I did as a teenager with lots of tattoos, obsessive dieting and going to the gym

It is more socially acceptable and arguably hurts more, but I feel like its less satisfying because it's not as bad for me.

1 Comment
2014/01/24
06:28 UTC

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I put a piece of uncooked meat in the recycling bin.

It's gonna start rotting soon.

1 Comment
2014/01/24
03:11 UTC

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I need to get drunk to forget about my problems, but I just woke up from doing just that.

Idk if I'm able to make myself pass out while only being awake a few minutes

2 Comments
2014/01/09
11:46 UTC

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I saw someone at the grocery store put back a tomato that they dropped.

I retrieved it, followed the person, crushed the tomato in my hand, and dripped the juice into their box of little debbie snack cakes.

1 Comment
2013/12/13
02:41 UTC

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I dropped a tomato at the grocery store.

I picked it up and put it back. Someone is going to be very disappointed.

0 Comments
2013/12/11
20:45 UTC

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I saw a phone number on a legal pad, I changed all the 3s to 8s.

I hope that was an important number.

0 Comments
2013/10/02
02:53 UTC

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