I don't know but it's never just as good as when they were on the show regularly, of course this is totally normal since they've probably changed so much in the time between them being regulars and then hosting but I always wish to see them get their groove back. I've noticed this with Kate and Kristen.

Narrator: And now, from Tokyo, it's "Quiz Kings"! Here's your host, Nakadai Toshiro-san!

Nakadai: Okay, hi! Hello, everyone. It certainly is hot outside, isn't it? Kotara-san, Kotara-san… You're looking as lovely as always.

Kotara: Toshiro-san… Oh, you. I swear!

Nakadai: All right. Well, let's move on to Takashi Akira-san. You've won [6 million yen] already. That's incredible.

Akira: [I've never seen anyone win so much!]

Nakadai: Okay, okay. Let's introduce the challengers.

Nakida Sanshira-san. Hello! (Blows her a kiss)

Sanshira: As always, [unintelligible].

Nakadai: And finally, from "Mil-wau-kee, Wis-con-sin"… Rarry Tenperuton-san. Greetings, yes!

Templeton: (Confused) I-I'm sorry. I don't speak Japanese.

Nakadai: Rarry-san, yes! A brief introduction, please.

Templeton: I-I don't understand. There's been a little mistake. Uh…

Nakadai: (Unintelligible, followed by laughter)

Templeton: (Laughing politely) You see, my wife Mary and I are here on vacation. It's a lovely country, everyone's been great. Anyhoo, the concierge at the hotel said, "Do you wanna go to a game show?" Well-

Nakadai: Wonderful, just wonderful! Okay, let's begin. Question No. 1…

Templeton: See, I thought she meant see a game show, not BE on a game show! Big mistake. BIG mistake!

Nakadai: Thank you.

Kotara: Not at all.

Nakadai: Thank you. Thank you! Thank you.

Kotara: Yes.

Nakadai: Question No. 1: How many keys does a piano have: 70 (nanajuu), 100 (hyaku), or 88 (hachijuuhachi)? Akira-san!

Akira: 70?

(Buzzer sounds)

Nakadai: Aah, no, that's wrong. That's wrong. Sanshira-san!

Sanshira: 100?

(Buzzer sounds)

Nakadai: Yeah, that's wrong again. Rarry-san?

Templeton: Me? I don't know. I-I'm sorry… Does anybody here speak English? Do you guys speak English? I…

Nakadai: Rarry-san: 70 (nanajuu), 100 (hyaku), or 88 (hachijuuhachi)?

Templeton: Can I pass? You know what, I pass! Uh…

Nakadai: Nanajuu, hyaku, or hachijuuhachi?

Templeton: Hachi… juuhachi? I…

(Larry wins Y50,000; Audience cheers)

Nakadai: Correct, correct! That's correct!

Nakadai: Correct. Rarry-san, [congratulations, that's right].

Templeton: (Pleased and surprised) Really?! All right, well… Kanuka! Kanuka! (Nonsense Japanese)

Nakadai: Thank you, thank you. Second question. [Oh, this time, you have to write.] Does Kagemusha give you the willies, or does Godzilla? Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.

Templeton: I-I'm sorry – "Cage Moosh"?

Nakadai: Does Kagemusha give you the willies, or does Godzilla?

Templeton: Oh! (Writes his answer)

(Timer goes off)

Nakadai: [That's time!] Akira-san!

Akira: Kagemusha?

Nakadai: Aah, that's no good. That's wrong. Kotara-san?

(His answer being wrong, Akira takes a knife and napkin provided by the co-host, and…)
Akira: Not at all. (Probably meant to mean "My apologies.")
(Akira slices his right pinky off)

Templeton: (Distraught) OH MY GOD! DO YOU SEE THAT?!

(Nakadai laughs, says something unintelligible)

Nakadai: Sanshira-san!

Sanshira: Kagemusha?

(Buzzer sounds)

Nakadai: No, no good. No good at all. Not good.

(Sanshira complies with game show rules and slices her pinky off as well)
Sanshira: Hya!
Templeton: GOOD LORD! What in the name of all that's sacred?!

Nakadai: Okay, okay! Rarry-san? (Reaches for written answer)

Templeton: (Pulls answer away, shaking) You know what? I shouldn't be here.

Nakadai: Rarry-san…

Rarry: Call the concierge!

Nakadai: Rarry-san… Rarry-san!

Templeton: Call the concierge!

Nakadai Rarry! Rarry-san! (Grabs answer and pulls it from Larry)

Templeton: "Docky-docky" something!
(Nakadai reads the answer, looking as if he's going to break into laughter)
Nakadai: "Godzilla"?

Templeton: I-I didn't…

Nakadai: Godzilla? Godzilla. You think it's Godzilla… You're correct!
(Buzzer sounds; Templeton is correct and has just won Y200,000)
Nakadai: You're correct! That's correct. Rarry-san, you've certainly won a lot. That's 20,000 yen!

Templeton: Really? Well, that was great. Thank you very much, I guess!

Nakadai: Let's move on to [unintelligible]!

(Audience repeats)
Templeton: Two thousand d… yen?! How much is that in dollars?

(Cheering as Larry is led to the Bonus Round, which consists of him being bound in chains and an electrical device attached via jumper cables to his crotch)

Templeton: Hey, excuse me, I won. What the heck are you doing here? Hey, just a second… Just a second here!

(Nakadai laughs as he pulls out a new set of question cards)

Nakadai: [Unintelligible] You know?

Templeton: MOTHER OF MERCY, I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!

Nakadai: Now for the next question.

Templeton: MARY, CALL THE AMERICAN EMBASSY!

Nakadai: When it comes to children's nursery songs, who is always sure to be sitting?

(PS: Answer = The child, on the parent's lap)

Templeton: I DON'T KNOW!

(Nakadai prepares to pull electrical switch)

Templeton: NO, WAIT! Wait, wait, wait! I… I know it, I know it. Um… uh, Kwa… ki… sur-… pi… ni… ku?

Nakadai: What? "Kwakisurpiniku"?

Templeton: (Confident)Yes! Kwakisurpiniku!

Emcee: Judges! What do you say?

(Surly-looking judges shake heads no)

Templeton: (Desperate) Kwakisurpiniku! Kwakisurpiniku!

(Gong sounds)

Nakadai: No, that's wrong. Too bad. No good. The answer was, "Kwa-ki-sur-pi-PI-ku."

(Nonsensical)

(Nakadai pulls the switch, shocking Larry)

Templeton: No! AAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Nakadai: Well, that's all we have time for.

(Rest of dialogue is drowned out as Nakadai, Kotara, and the other two contestants dance the show out)

​

It was before my time, but Dana Carvey did a good impersonation of both Bush and Perot at different points. Hartman as Clinton(at the McDonalds) was funny. Yes, people back then knew about his affairs.

A classic gem of a commercial!

Fred Armisen, Beck Bennett, Mikey Day, Bobby Moynihan and Kyle Mooney. Five.

I know it's mostly garbage, but there is some coherency here.

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It crunched it all together in a Reddit table, so here it also is:

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ただいま状況岡田withキングでございます。ゴー

ストは中台としおさあ

はい、皆さんこんばんは外は菅谷通たな。琴菜さ

ん。片原さんあり、破綻で受け取る荒沢美の書棚

代さんとんでもないやつもう

高橋晃弘さんはましょう。ぴあ郡亜美香定食屋名1

回ものをする

つまみたことないよよしよし、

著者は浜省牧野選手の3冠馬のいや宮脇S感染がキ

ャラうらりちゃんProtein3冠馬のは、はい。

iPhoneスピーチアップ2

を使って歩里さん、

はい、超党派な賞はい、

ありがとうございました矢野FPのホームステイ

大航空課長本野かおるやろちょっと外業

母あれ

Yes MY名は言えない京成キャンプやバーンズ勉強

兄夫婦キャッシュの方教えてって言われておるわ

けですよ。うん。

素晴らしい素晴らしい道ガード陣のましょう。質

問一番

違うチーム、Cゲームような日ねんすよ。BEMSべ

メッセどうも。はい、

どうもどうも。はい、どうぞ。一番2万基あるの。

70早くか、8、18秋谷さん。70千秋くんな、椎谷

くんの幸代さん。綾子駄目や道沿いや魚屋さん名

店にバリオスPK方式が試験をし、AMIさん

ライフ70、早くかあ81888、はい。

さあ良い最後まで館の利用4作業者どうもどうも。

2番カーキーコピーや儲けさせないかは、客もおっ

しゃる。ドキドキとかガーゼないてきたてきた

他、刑事無視ギャグ者はドキドキが赤字だ。弱酸

です。秋山さんが武者米を読むよちょうどあの3

大出

もございます。吉田

所持人の心空書はな千種ゲームな

ん

だめよ、頼むよはい。成功やばいAMIさん昨日荒

木さんっていうピカールはい、溢水。家事なんか

一括でないんだと思うが正しい美味しさにすごい

方なんで超マニアやお料理屋を次回大規模ただサ

ンバーす秀和へ計7名趣旨は、

はい。

うん町さんお忙しかったホット122やさっき希少

な今の所黒川ないと、

ただ真砂の質問はい下段がC小原ビクターによると

だベガーナ画像スポーティーやろはい顔なんやは

いていうかはいどうぞ大きい種運命何を開き出品

ニックやす子晃次君パンジーどっちか桑木関根空

港来ちゃって駄目山系駄目

空室OPP

いやあでは小さなへえ

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The situation is now Okada with King. Go

Sto is a middle ground and come on

Yes, everyone, good evening outside is Sugaya Tana. Koto-nana

Yeah. There is Katahara, and Arazawa Mi's bookshelf to receive in bankruptcy

No-one-manish people anymore

Let's talk about Mr. Akihiro Takahashi. PIA-gun Amika restaurant name #1

Do something round

I've never been boring, okay、

The author is a 3-year-old Makino Hama and Miyawaki S infection

Yara Ura-chan is the 3rd champion of Protein, yes.

iPhone Speech Up 2

Use it, walker、

Yes, a bipartisan award yes、

Thank you very much, Yano FP homestay

General Manager of the Airline Division Kaoru Hono A little bit of outside work

Mother, that is

Yes MY name can not say Keisei camp and Burns study

I'm told that my brother and wife Cash taught me

It's disgusting. Yeah.

Awesome, wonderful road guard. Quality

Question number one

Different teams, a day like a C game. BEMSbe

Thanks for the message. Yes, sir、

Thank you very much. Yes, please. There are 20,000.

70 Early, 8, 18 Akitani-san. 70 Chiaki-kun, Shiitani

Mr. Yukiyo of Kun. Ayako-dama, along the road and fish shop name

Barrios PK method is tested in the shop, AMI

7.8 Billion to 81888, yes.

Come on, use of the building until the end of the good 4 workers thank you very much.

No. 2 khaki copy or make no money, customers also top it

Pun. There was no throb or gauze

The criminal ignoring gag has a throb in the red. Weak acid

Is. Akiyama reads samurai rice, just that 3

Oude

There are also. Yoshida

The empty mind of the owner is a thousand games

Yeah

No, please yes. Success and bad AMI yesterday

Piccard called tree is flooded. Housework

I think that it is not a lump, but it is amazing with the right taste

Because it is super mania and a large-scale restaurant next time

A total of 7 people's purpose to the bar Hidekazu、

Yes.

Yeah town-san was busy hot 122 a bit rare

Now we have to go to the black river、

But the question of Masasago is yes the lower stage is according to Victor Cohara

Yes, Vegana imagesSporty and yes, it's a face

Say yes, please open up what a big kind of fate

Nick Yasuko Koji-kun, Pansy, either way, Sekineku Kuwagi

The port can't come, the mountain

Vacancy OPP

Well, small one

In my opinion, the host and musical guest picks from seasons 37 and 42 were the best picks in recent years.

For season 37, you had hosts like Charlie Day, Jason Segal, Daniel Radcliffe, Katy Perry, and MICK JAGGER AS HOST AND MUSICAL GUEST CLOSING OUT THE SEASON?!? Then musical guests like Radiohead, Jack White, Usher, Bon Iver, and The Black Keys.

For season 42, you had Tom Hanks, Octavia Spencer, Lin Manuel Miranda, and Margot Robbie and musical guests like Lady Gaga, Father John Misty, Twenty One Pilots, and legendary rap group A TRIBE CALLED QUEST!!!

other seasons like 43 and 47 also had good picks but 37 and 42 were the most noticeable ones.

I personally think not since he is being charged for involuntary man slaughter. I also haven't seen him on SNL in a while.

I know that they do the run through rehearsal right before the live show, but my question is: Do they keep the same audience from dress rehearsal for the live show? To me, if I know exactly what each joke is I’m not going to find it as funny the second time around. Seems like this would kill audience reaction for the actual product they’re putting out.

As I'm sure most of you know, Scorcese's making a Sinatra biopic with Leo DiCaprio. If the applicable incident makes it in, what would you think of Kyle playing Woody Allen?

Not one that was an actual catch phrase, but one that was said in a sketch as an example of how ridiculous catch phrases are.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly!

Edit: some of y’all really didn’t understand the assignment.