/r/KidsAreFuckingFunny
/r/KidsAreFuckingFunny
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My daughter is obsessed with this random video I got of her, and it kills me every time
She calls it “Cookie Jar”
Transcript:
“That’s the baby and the mama-yyy. Ahh that’s the cookie jar”
“What’s that?”
“Who’s that?”
“That looks like a peanut. Is that you?”
“Is that a baby? Is that your baby? Is tha-“
19:29 UTC
just organizing
09:21 UTC
I didn't poop, I peed! - The original MattyG viral sensation
13:09 UTC
When you make off during a nappy change but are cornered and you know the game is up. [OC]
12:05 UTC
Blown away ... 💨
21:22 UTC
"I wish Ed could lay puppies." -My little sister
17:20 UTC
So I made a video on 2012. (for no reason)
11:27 UTC
My grandson's fav game at the moment is pulling my pillow away in the dark. (Sound on obvs or it's just a black sceen) [OC]
17:36 UTC
My little brother is so real
My little brother makes his opinions known at all times
If hes annoyed with someone , everyone will know it
His favorite show is Lab Rats . In Lab Rats , the character Adam has heat vision . My little brother likes to copy the characters on tv , and therefore pretends to have bionics
So now that led to this thing where , when hes annoyed with somebody , he tries to shoot his heat vision at them
Imagine that . Imagine a kid decides you fail the vibe check , and he tries to shoot lasers at you from his eyes
Thats honestly so funny
01:43 UTC
Baby jams
03:25 UTC
A "Cool" Father's Day joke
01:57 UTC
My sister was counting how many “pennies” she had and words cannot explain how funny this is
20:10 UTC
Sleeping with Grandma
Had the youngest grandson (6) over for a few nights while the big kids were out of town.
Husband had to stay overnight in the hospital for a test so Grandson wanted to sleep in the big bed with me. (Split King) No problem!
The next day Grandson was talking with his mom and told her: "Grandpa isn't here because I slept with Grandma!"
Yeah..
20:02 UTC
My neurodivergent son's take on life
I don't know if this is what people want to see here so feel free to shit on my post if it's not. Anyway, I have a 5 yro neurodivergent son who is fucking hilarious and a sassy as hell 3 yr old so here are some gems from things they've said in the last month....I'm always writing stuff down. Hope they make you laugh!
- Me: drives son home from kindy. Son: I HATE this house
- Why does grandma have a cat?
- Whenever something weird happens he says "What the toast?!"
- Why are there no horses here?
- Does someone else have a ding? (He thinks a ding is a car with a scratch)
- Don't sit there mum. I don't like your head.
- Why are there so many sunsets in the morning?
- Dad why is there hair on your chin?
- What does anymore mean?
Meanwhile my 3 yr old daughter this week...
- I'm clapping for the regionals!
- That's sexist
- Me: sorry Izzy I have to fart - it's gonna smell. Izzy: Yeh, don't worry about it.
XD
04:19 UTC
When you eat ice...
01:29 UTC
See her reaction when she hear's ice-cream!
21:23 UTC
Me - drawn by a 6 year old
No, I'm not a beer drinking elf. But would I like to be? YES 🤣🍺
22:50 UTC
Babies Funny Video
10:24 UTC
Found this note in a brand new planner at goodwill
01:43 UTC
How did you put boobies on your sweatshirt?
10:27 UTC
My kid, this is from a few years back but when it resurfaces I love it
She said hey picture guy in a gruff way and followed with this wild sound
02:50 UTC
Babies will never stop being funny 🤣😂
02:08 UTC
kids did it again
03:02 UTC
Wind simulator at the local bounce house place 😂😂
14:51 UTC
My two year old. Doesn't want me to slow him down.
19:04 UTC
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