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I was told it would be administered the usual way and to send a freelancer bill over BRD Finanzagentur GmbH on the account of Antifa GmbH but they say there is a shekel shortage in Europe right now due to the current monetary policy in Israel. I had thought this would be quite the stuff the International Financial Elite would have no trouble figuring out and am frankly quite disappointed at this treatment in response to my dependable services.
I am a Gary Johnson shill and I am lucky if I get three shekels an hour. Most of my wages are taken by my local Shill Chapter. As such, I can barely afford to feed my family some ramen. I often go without food, every day, all while bringing THE TRUTH about Trump and Hillary.
How do I become rich like you? How do I get a golden mansion?
I'm literally thinking of buying a club right now.
All my pro Hillary revenue streams from the illuminati, correct the record, NSA are all set to end around election time.
Should I continue saying things like "I think trump is wrong Obama didn't create isis" and "I don't think he should encourage assassinations" ? Or should I hold out for a better contract?
If I don't get a better contract I might tell them the truth that feels are, in fact, reals.
CTR and Monsanto keep paying me in yachts for all that top-shelf shilling I do for them. But lately I've been having trouble finding places to keep them all. I've started stacking them in the back yard, but now I don't have anywhere to comfortably lounge when I'm not trying to convince individual people on the internet that nuclear energy is safe.
Any tips?
Not even sure who to contact cuz the guy that hired me (on the spot BTW) shapeshifted like 4 times during the interview to show off, not sure which one was the real HR guy.
Hi all, I took part in the new vaccine program and I have a few questions. First, they told me since I was getting a live vaccine, the entire town I was assigned to that came in contact with me would get sick. I was supposed to get a bonus for every sick person, but I got the shot 3 weeks ago and so far nobody I have come in contact with has gotten sick? Also I am not sick and they told me to submit any medical bills for reimbursement and hazard pay/overtime but I have not felt a thing? Pls help, power bill is past due. Thx
Edit: amyone have can't lose GMO turkey strategies for this year???