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Is there any a list anywhere of known shill accounts?

0 Comments
2018/10/05
03:57 UTC

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Pretending to get laid on off-brand hookup apps for those shweet shekelsssss...

1 Comment
2017/09/28
14:46 UTC

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I hope we all enjoy our shill privalege of air travel!

0 Comments
2017/03/25
00:02 UTC

10

Hello, I want to be part of the shills

How much is the pay?

4 Comments
2017/02/23
16:25 UTC

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This weekend I learned that my grandmother worked for Monsanto Chemicals. Is there some kind of shillheritance I can claim when she dies?

0 Comments
2017/02/13
12:42 UTC

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Anyone else not receiving their Soros money for participating in the women's march yet?

I was told it would be administered the usual way and to send a freelancer bill over BRD Finanzagentur GmbH on the account of Antifa GmbH but they say there is a shekel shortage in Europe right now due to the current monetary policy in Israel. I had thought this would be quite the stuff the International Financial Elite would have no trouble figuring out and am frankly quite disappointed at this treatment in response to my dependable services.

2 Comments
2017/01/23
22:40 UTC

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How are you all so rich?

I am a Gary Johnson shill and I am lucky if I get three shekels an hour. Most of my wages are taken by my local Shill Chapter. As such, I can barely afford to feed my family some ramen. I often go without food, every day, all while bringing THE TRUTH about Trump and Hillary.

How do I become rich like you? How do I get a golden mansion?

12 Comments
2016/09/12
16:45 UTC

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Is anybody else's monsanto and big pharma shillbucks running late this month or is it just me?

12 Comments
2016/09/12
02:54 UTC

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Do you think it's a good investment in this economy?

I'm literally thinking of buying a club right now.

5 Comments
2016/09/11
14:09 UTC

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Thinking about buying a second private jet, but not sure if this golden age of shilling will keep up post-election?

All my pro Hillary revenue streams from the illuminati, correct the record, NSA are all set to end around election time.

Should I continue saying things like "I think trump is wrong Obama didn't create isis" and "I don't think he should encourage assassinations" ? Or should I hold out for a better contract?

If I don't get a better contract I might tell them the truth that feels are, in fact, reals.

6 Comments
2016/08/11
08:40 UTC

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Issues with Yacht Storage

CTR and Monsanto keep paying me in yachts for all that top-shelf shilling I do for them. But lately I've been having trouble finding places to keep them all. I've started stacking them in the back yard, but now I don't have anywhere to comfortably lounge when I'm not trying to convince individual people on the internet that nuclear energy is safe.

Any tips?

5 Comments
2016/08/01
15:00 UTC

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Anyone elses February check late?

Not even sure who to contact cuz the guy that hired me (on the spot BTW) shapeshifted like 4 times during the interview to show off, not sure which one was the real HR guy.

5 Comments
2016/03/03
02:46 UTC

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Corporate Shills

0 Comments
2015/08/23
18:12 UTC

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New Vaccine Program questions

Hi all, I took part in the new vaccine program and I have a few questions. First, they told me since I was getting a live vaccine, the entire town I was assigned to that came in contact with me would get sick. I was supposed to get a bonus for every sick person, but I got the shot 3 weeks ago and so far nobody I have come in contact with has gotten sick? Also I am not sick and they told me to submit any medical bills for reimbursement and hazard pay/overtime but I have not felt a thing? Pls help, power bill is past due. Thx

Edit: amyone have can't lose GMO turkey strategies for this year???

0 Comments
2015/08/19
23:59 UTC

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