/r/JustRedpillThings
A place to share all the special things that make being an alphabro so alpha
when that special plate makes you a sandwich
telling the world your mom's a whore
dem biotruths
doling out the 'gina tingles
swaggerin' up to make 'em moist
being the Jane Goodall of humans
dat feel when you're the biggest alpha in the room
tickling your main hamster until she cries
....you know, JustRedpillThings
/r/JustRedpillThings