Found this handy link today to all the Christmas related activities going on in Johannesburg this year: https://www.inyourpocket.com/johannesburg/christmas-markets-lights-fairs-and-festive-fun-in_78865f#google_vignette

Hey everyone!

I’m not a huge partygoer. My SO and I do want to get out of the house but are looking for something a little more laid back where we could possibly see fireworks, something calm not super loud where you can still hear yourself think. I looked online and saw that the Walter Sisulu Gardens used to have events on NYE but I’m not sure if they still do that. So that’s the sort of vibe I’m going for, any suggestion helps!

Thanks :)

This is for removal and installation of the wall tiles

Hi I am considering opening a shop for some cannibus cosmetics and stuff. Anything I should consider and which location is best around Jozi for a good market, considering accessibility to mostly middle class employed people who are into wellness and organic stuff.

In terms of property management companies which ones would you recommend and why?

Thank you.

I'm thinking of taking the shosholoza meyl to Cape Town from Johannesburg. I also want to use the car transport service. I've read some Google reviews, but it's inconclusive on whether the service is reliable or not.

It will be myself and my 5y.o kid and I would like to know if the train service is worthwhile. If I was travelling alone, I would wing it but having a kid who could get bored (if the train gets stuck for a few hours) is a game changer.

I would like to know if anyone has used the service recently (last 6 months) and if it is recommended or not.

My alternate plan is just to drive to CT and have a night stop over about 6 hours on the way.

Hi everyone, Hope everyone is doing well this weekend. I just want to find out from any lawyers out there. Is it legal for a landlord when you move in to put you on geyser rations and stipulate that you can only shower in the evenings from 6pm and refuse to put it on any other time of the day? She has the switch for the geyser on her side, it’s not in my little cottage. Is it also legal for her to make me pay for the plumber to install the washing machine when she said that she would pay when I came to look at the place but nothing was put into writing? Is it also okay for her to shout at me, belittle me and call me rude because I don’t want people to come into my home when I’m not there? I moved in yesterday and am in desperate need of some help.

Hello guys, what are you usually doing in the evening/night? Almost all the recommendations that I can find on internet sites, for Johannesburg, are day time activities.

I was at a Jazz Event that was cool. Apparently there is a light show on the evening in the zoo that I want to check out.

But what else besides dining and clubbing? I thought about going to the theatre but the showings are (surprise !!🤣) at daytime.

It almost feels like the only advice is "barricade yourself at home and wait for the sun to come out" 🤣🤣🤣

Hi everyone, I'm a researcher currently working on a project about Professor Raymond Dart. I've learned that the University of the Witwatersrand (Wits) holds digital archives that include original photographs of him, but I've been unable to access these materials. Does anyone have experience with Wits' digital repositories or know which department or individual I should contact to request access? Any guidance or advice would be greatly appreciated! Thank you! Matteus

Hi everyone, I’m moving to Johannesburg soon and need to regularly purchase distilled water. Can anyone recommend stores or specific places where I can easily find it? Are there particular brands or shops to look out for? Any advice would be greatly appreciated! Thanks in advance!

Hi all, I'm looking to mod my cheap electric guitar with a new neck and pickups.

Any ideas where I can buy these locally?

TIA

[UPDATE] He never pitched. Also failed to respond on my request that he send a photo of the supposed disconnection report. I logged a complaint on e-joburg for what it's worth.

I just received a whatsapp message that said my electricity is going to be disconnected in two hours due to arrears on my municipal account. I know this is impossible because my account is paid up in advance. I've gone through tough times in the past and suffered disconnections as a result. That is why, now that I am able to, I always ensure the account is always in credit.
I phoned City Power and they confirmed the scam. I reported the number and requested an investigation. Don't know if anything will come of it but at least they've been made aware of the scam.

Be safe and vigilant.

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Shoe city doesn't have anything over 12 dose anyone know a place that will reliably stock size 13 and over? Thank you

Friends, where can I get clam chowder. Im in Sandton but I can travel for it.

Hi everyone, I’m recently started rollerskating again and have been looking for places to skate outside of the usual rinks. I tried to skate at an estate near where I stay and promptly ate dirt after encountering a hill. Anyone know somewhere that has smooth roads and is semi-quiet?

Hey guys, does anyone know where I can find 2 sitting tickets to tyla?

yall I just want to get a body massage (shoulders) happy with thai or Swedish. Reputable place no need for a whole dang spa day

Sad to say that there is a distinct lack of butchery/meat related Black Friday specials this year. Anybody have a local butcher running a biltong special? (No food lovers doesn’t count)

Hey hey! This is a bit of a hail Mary on my part, but I'm looking for a single ticket in Front Zone Standing for the Joburg leg of the Green Day & The Offspring Calabash show; and was hoping someone here would have any leads.

I was in a bit of a financial fix when tickets originally went on sale, and this is a bucket list concert for me so I'm really trying to find a way there!

Preferably in person classes as I learn better in that sort of environment

Hi everyone,

I’m looking for advice on where to live in Johannesburg for a short-term stay of around three months. My partner and I currently live in Berlin, but I’m originally from Rusty Dusty, South Africa. We usually visit Cape Town when we're back, but this time we’re looking at Joburg since it’s closer to family.

We’re hoping to find a neighborhood that fits the following criteria:

• Budget: Ideally under R23k/month.
• Lifestyle: Walkable area with access to good restaurants, art galleries, and coffee shops.
• Family-friendly: We have a 2-year-old, so it would be great to have a nearby playground or safe green space to enjoy with her.

From what I’ve read so far, areas like Bryanston, Melville, Linden, and Parkhurst keep coming up. Here's my understanding of each, but I’d love more input:

• Bryanston: Seems great for families but feels more car-dependent.
• Melville: Love the artsy vibe and walkable cafes, but I’m a bit unsure about safety.
• Linden: Quiet and community-oriented, with good food options.
• Parkhurst: Trendy and walkable, with a good mix of dining and kid-friendly spots.

We briefly stayed in Rosebank before, and while I liked the convenience, it felt a bit too mall-centric for us, and I wasn’t sure how much more there was to explore in the immediate area.

Any insights, suggestions, or even leads on monthly rental options would be super helpful. Thank you in advance!

My parents will be spending Christmas alone this year as my husband and I will be visiting family in another part of the country. I want to book a really nice Christmas lunch / brunch for them. Voucher, Buffet or set menu, doesn't really matter. Please recommend somewhere that will be open on Christmas day and will have good food. Thanks in advance!

Is anyone else having trouble buying electricity using the banking apps?

Does anyone have a guy (preferably of Pakistani descent) who can fix an iPhone 13 mini that’s had the screen come off and the board damaged?

Post your business, skills or whatever else you want to sell or promote here.

Yes har har "I'm an amazing person". Your mom thinks you're very funny, original and witty. The rest of us do not. This is the only thread for self-promotion for the week, so let's keep it on topic

My daughter's boyfriend's mother (65,working and very active) from Johannesburg is coming to the US to visit. I have met her twice. She could be my sister. Could you give me some meaningful gift suggestions?

Hi fellow Joburgers,

Can anyone please help me with the metro bus route from Rosebank to Maboneng or surrounding areas (Gandhi Square)? What's the estimated fare? Also, what's the return route from Maboneng/Gandhi Square to Rosebank?

Are there other options as well (gaubus, taxis etc) and how are they in comparison to the metrobus?

Thanks in advance!

I would like to know why the road surface of the N1 North is a different colour (orange?) going through Centurion.