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The subreddit for sharing arguments that are complete nonsense.

/r/IllogicalArgument

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i don't need to remind you all that when China gets involved in our telepathic connection between our tree friends, altogether and forming relationships we need to stop this hate

if we have a body, and we have a mind, we use our thoughts and our minds to connect to our tree friends it is not uncommon to see those to try to stop us, we are not to be stopped there is no reason for appeal, you are not an artist of objection, you are not the bird who sees all, you do not climb to the hights of the pyramid and look down to see the reality we are mearly trying to obsorb what we already know testify i said.

spacetime and our treefriends

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2024/12/24
00:33 UTC

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argument about billie eilish’s sexuality

like why are they arguing with me about this. weird hill to die on

2 Comments
2024/11/29
03:32 UTC

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Titanic sank because of too many people lol

2 Comments
2024/08/06
00:17 UTC

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Why dont people have brains anymore (GTAO heist argument rant)

Long story short, it’s a gtao post I made complaining about the glitches in the cayo perico heist, and some dude was a smartass, then got rude bc I guess I had attitude?

The first screenshot is the entire post I made, showcasing my incredible misfortune in the Cayo Perico Heist, and I express my ingratitude towards the glitches in the post in very vivid detail. A fellow redditor who decided to be a smartass to me randomly commented on the fact that i was playing the game wrong and that i should in fact wait so i dont get the sinsimito tequila (the worst primary target to get which is random). Now, under normal circumstances I would have accepted that as fact, and moved on. But that wasn't the main point of my post so i pointed it out, (as shown in the second screenshot) and thats when he went off on me for literally no reason other than to argue over nothing. After that i retaliate (3rd screenshot) with a very calm and collected response, only a few minutes before the moderators thought that my post was "repetitive and didnt ask a subjective question to an audience" even though i was (inadvertently; I could have worded it better, I will admit) raising a point about the annoying, game-breaking, and downright evil bugs that Rockstar Games fails to even acknowledge.

I'm imagining htat he's sipping a short glass of red wine while thinking "lol, he deleted his post because i won the argument." Gosh i wish you could post things without moderators going crazy.

P.S. the screenshots are in the first comment in the google docs bc i couldnt add them in after making a draft. Whoops.

4 Comments
2024/07/29
09:36 UTC

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..I can’t help it

You know how there are just some people you just have a reasonable/unreasonable, yet justified/unjustified hate towards? Ever since they were ____ & ____ I have had a sincere, but ridiculous dislike of them -I know they are just doing their job of portraying a character. They’re probably a great person, but I Hate Them. I don’t care if what ever happened is whoever’s fault I am just happy that they are not happy at the moment.

Maybe that makes me the a$$hole.. I can’t help it, but it comes from a place of true honesty, but I have no reason to actually hate you.

3 Comments
2023/09/06
21:49 UTC

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Citation Needed?

3 Comments
2023/04/28
06:55 UTC

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Being 180 degrees off from being correct and still using 🤓

1 Comment
2023/01/12
14:36 UTC

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TIFU by letting myself get into a stupid argument with my brother

1 Comment
2023/01/07
14:21 UTC

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Uhhh, you sure about that?

6 Comments
2023/01/06
13:02 UTC

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Welcome to r/IllogicalArgument!

This subreddit is all about weird/bad/illogical arguments. Make sure to look at the sidebar for some nice information on the subreddit. Have fun!

  • What is a illogical argument?

It's what you think was a funny/unnecessary/stupid argument.

It can also just be someone saying dumb stuff, for example, someone saying "I have not been to space, so the moon might not even exist," is also a illogical ...against the moon's existence.

Any other questions can be answered in the comments :)

3 Comments
2023/01/05
09:00 UTC

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Bats are wha?

15 Comments
2023/01/04
18:32 UTC

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Uhm, wha?

2 Comments
2023/01/01
00:48 UTC

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An argument against cancelling student debt

7 Comments
2023/01/01
00:45 UTC

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