Scissor me timbers

I find myself creating inter-faith religon (religon where you can practive other religions) with its own clerics who have clergy–penitent privilege, based around exchanging gifts for gifts, and giving away trees. People can all ways get trees for a donation, or a sit down conversation. House the homeless, Rehab the sick, Make knowledge and information accesscible to all and provide resources to those in need.

I'm someone who likes to get really stoned and listen to full albums to try and hear the exact message an artist is telling throughout.

I think the first few that come to mind are:

Pink Floyd - The Wall/Division Bell Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly/Big Steppers Tool - 10,000 Days Prince - 1999

What are albums you would sit someone down to listen to the whole thing in one sitting? I'm seriously looking for recommendations, and they don't have to necessarily be anything like the above. I love everything from ABBA to Zapp. I'm youngish but like all music

I'm talking about the ones over a century old. More recently turned vampires might not be, but then again the older one that made them might be turned off by modern "wokeness" and choose a fledgling whose beliefs are more aligned with their own.

First instinct is something like "but they would be above such petty, human prejudice."

Maybe. But the mortal moral framework that they built upon after their transformation is from a time when racism was not only socially acceptable, it was enforced by law. I don't remember the exact timeframe, but real institutional racist philosophy really took off around the time that Europeans were starting to colonize the world. It provided justification for things like genocide and chattel slavery. We often hear the excuses for old people saying racist things. "They're just from another time and set in their ways." Imagine that, but with someone who was a wealthy landowner in the 16th century.

On the scale of evil qualities a vampire would have, it's relatively low, I suppose, but it's something that isn't often portrayed in the vampire fiction I've seen and read.

My friend made me smoke dried coriander.

Imagine a world where every action, from the mundane to the extraordinary, is meticulously logged in an ever-expanding personal database. This statistical ledger would reveal the number of times you’ve sneezed, the countless cups of coffee consumed, and the precise tally of skipped heartbeats during heartwarming moments. It would chronicle every kind word spoken and each thoughtless remark uttered, painting a comprehensive portrait of your life's journey. Such a record might provoke introspection, prompting you to celebrate your triumphs and confront your missteps. The numbers could serve as a catalyst for personal growth, encouraging you to embrace gratitude for life's small pleasures and strive for a more balanced future. In essence, these statistics would transform into a mirror, reflecting not only the sum of your experiences but also the intricate mosaic of who you are becoming.

Why don’t we count letters the way we count numbers? Like 22 is twenty-two but rr is just double r. It could be arty-r. Or bf becomes billy-f. Spice things up for the letters 👍

Go fuck your own rear end

Anything I should do and report back on???

We flirted, talked about her “slutty Halloween” outfit, then she gave me her phone number and told me to call her by her cosplay name when I called after her shift.

I’m a straight edge looking guy, and she’s big into emo with wildly creative makeup.

UPDATE: I went over and we had the kinkiest sex of my life. Afterwards we watched LOTR and I stayed the night. Thanks, everyone!

Like do you think we'll stay on the planet or actually inhabit the rings as well? cool thought haha

Bah, I drove to town without my wallet. I live rurally, so its a few minutes round trip to get.

Its a funny world now that i can still get gas, eat at resturants, and groceries, all through their apps.

I dont have apple tap to pay, or google pay set up with my phone to swipe a chip or something. Its just saved card data on their own apps.

What a strange and convenient system that has arrived. How easy it is to agree to pay for things.

As if i were some known tribal member, who is good for the resources i owe the chiefs for eating dinner. To fill my rucksack from their stores and return to my thorp with bounty. That it all comes out in the wash with the labor and the works.

Virtual seashells and cyber villages

In the whatchamacallit about Peter piper picking a peck of pickled peppers. People say it's nonsense and not possible because they're already processed, but a peck is 2 gallons. I believe he was simply grabbing a 2 gallon jar of pickled peppers off of a shelf.

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I was watching a science show, where the were talking about the speeds in the universe. How fast the Earth goes around the sun, how fast our solar system travels through the Milky Way, and how fast our galaxy moves through the universe.

So, that got me thinking, that if you somehow figured out time travel, you'd also have to figure out how to move through space as well.

Because, let say today at 11PM GMT, you decided to go back in time to 1 AD. Well, if you were successful, you'd just appear in the vacuum of space and die, because the Earth wasn't in that spot in 1 AD. It was billions of millions away!

Sharktale, however, is as old as Millie Bobbie Brown

This might be dumb as hell but I just started writing quick poems while baked. I’m not trying to be professional about it but I just like to jot my thoughts down.

This one is called “Hold”:

Everyone sees how slow she is Everyone knows how bad she shakes It takes an army to walk her to the door You can always see how frustrated it makes her She clings to my arm with such frantic strength Such a strong stoic woman The woman who tamed thunderstorms for me

What if instead of suppressing having firearms for personal use we suppress the amount of bullets purchased on a national/global database?? Like it goes into a database and you’re allowed one box a year unless you have proof from either a police report or from a shooting range that you used all your bullets. Realistically if people are using that many bullets for more than self defense or target practice they shouldn’t need that many bullets maybe like enough for 2 full clips. Obviously hunting would have to be monitored differently but I think this would help with the mass shooting epidemic. Also hunters don’t need semi automatics, rifle or shot gun only.

I'm still riding on the bounty of Thanksgiving food. I love classic American foods like pecan pie, roasted squash, cornbread, turkey, cranberry sauce. It's all good shit. The rest of our food is really good too. Even the midwest has places where it shines.

Why isn't this an idea amongst the witchy spirit type people (love them)? Why hasn't one of my mom's friends explained to me how I can offshoot the consequences of my munchies onto that bitch Gloria? Why can't I just transfer that energy into the aether?

i mean like jazz music with distorted guitars and loud drums

if it is, i wanna hear some bands!

EDIT: WAIT I THINK THAT'S JUST WHAT PROG ROCK/METAL IS

Which music videos should I watch while completely baked that will blow my mind in terms of audio and visual experience? I need to distract myself from the fuckery.