integra: chanel no.5 and cigars. seras: soap and vanilla lotion. pip: cigarettes and black coffee. walter: laundry detergent and old folks candies. alucard: blood and leather. anderson: incense and old books. enrico maxwell: rotten eggs and ass on a hot summer night. jan valentine: jizz and alcohol. zorin blitz: fish and cheap perfume. rip van winkle: strawberries or candy.

they would definitely be besties although the crimson fcker is probably related to both of them

he always says that it takes a human to defeat a monster but 1. why does he specifically want a human to kill him? and 2. why does he wish to die? my guess is that since abraham van helsing defeated him and he was a human i guess he wants to repeat that moment? but how does he expect a human to be able to defeat him now that hes basically undefeatable and not only that but he also has seras now to save him i just dont think it would be possible

Like I try so hard to help my grandparents with smartphones and I wonder if alucard as old as he is is technology challenged.

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In the Hellsing series, we're given limited information about how Luke and Jan came to be. I know Luke says he was modeled after Alucard and I always took that to mean that the Doctor fully created them, which is why they regard themselves as brothers because they were developed around the same time or with the same source material. I feel like this is supported with the Doctor's reaction towards the end of the OVA when he sees Alucard bring Luke back. He's turned a lot of people into vampires and likely doesn't recall all of them by name, but I don't think he'd forget entire ones he created from scratch. Even then, is Luke based on Alucard as Millennium knew him during the war or Alucard now (meaning sometime before the Valentine invasion)?

The wiki seems to hint that the Valentine Brothers could be normal people who joined Millennium, but the judgement is made solely on that one line of Jan talking about wealth disparity. I feel like Jan mouthing off isn't a solid basis for... anything. Also, they must have been on Earth for awhile as vampires if they were able to establish themselves at the club. It leaves the question of when exactly were they created or turned as humans.

It's questionable if the Doctor could even have the technology and supplies needed to create whole artificial vampires, but I wouldn't put it past him as something he's working towards since Millennium isn't exactly recruiting. Jan doesn't fit the typical Millennium mold in terms of a lot of things and I could see the pair as two guys in South America, perhaps related in some way, who found Millennium on accident when the organization was bunkered there or they actually sought them to become artificial vampires. I'm convinced this wouldn't be a recent event (late 1990s to mid 2000s) because of the time needed to get into harnessing their abilities and the fact that they seem to have well-established themselves at the club.

Does anyone have any info or insight on this? Would love to hear personal head canons as well!

I’m not really keeping a eye on what’s upcoming and not but I’m inching to spend money on something hellsing related

i know the obivious answer is that vampires reproduce by biting people but thats not what i mean. what i mean is can hellsing vampires make children? in most vampire lore female vampires cant get pregnant but the male vampires can still procreate with human women so i guess this logic also applies to hellsing. in hellsing the male vampires have been shown as being capable of getting erections so im assuming they can still procreate with human women and make a dhampir but i'd like to hear other opinions as well.

how would alucard react if someone was consistently kind and compassionate to him? part of me thinks he would be indifferent but i also heard that showing kindness to a monster could also cause them to never leave you alone

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Would Alucard be considered evil, because he's done a lot of terrible things and seems to not only have no regrets doing them. But seems to actually enjoy doing them. I know he's fighting monsters a lot of the time. And therefore has to be just as brutal and viscous as they are. However he also causes a lot of Collateral damage in his wake. When he could just fulfill his mission without causing such destruction. his actions often times killing more humans then saving them. With only Integra spared of his wrath because she is his master. Everyone else is a fair game as he concerned. It's seems that he actively chooses to do things things in a way such resulting in the most blood shed and unnecessary mayhem. Of course that instance's were it isn't his fault. But there are plenty of examples of where it is.

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I'm in a tricky situation. My girlfriend and I want to rewatch Hellsing but she is insisting to rewatch it only if we do it with German dub because she loves alucards voice soooo much better in German. While I respect her opinion and have another we can't stream it in German anywhere. My next thought was to just buy the DVDs or Blu-ray but either they don't have the German dub voices on them or it is very unclear if they have. Is there a special place where I'm able to find it?

tbh i just assumed that he was orthodox since he is romanian and thats the dominant religion there and the historical vlad the impaler was also orthodox originally but it made me wonder did he become anglican after serving integra and the church of england or does he just not believe in anything anymore now

So, I’m a Hellsing fan, obviously, I’ve already watch Abridged, and I’m planning on watching the original first, mostly because I like Seras’ original design better. I’ve always wanted to read the manga, here’s the thing, I don’t have my own credit card, and I’ll most definitely have to ask my parents to get it for me. I don’t know how to explain it though, because they’re most definitely gonna ask what Hellsing is about. And I already know that’s gonna be pretty hard. It’s not because I’m super young, I’m a teen, I’m old enough to see cartoon blood n stuff, plus it’s in black and white…sooooo.. My parents are pretty strict with the media I consume, and as you all know, Hellsing contains a lot of blood, gore, and other stuff that my parents might not like. Do I just wait until I get my own credit card to get it, or do I swallow my fears and ask them? This as been a problem for me for a bit, and I’m kinda torn. Any ideas?

TLDR: I want the Hellsing Manga, but can’t explain the premise to my parents.