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DAE think Desharnais is hitler?

RULE 1. FUCK THERRIEN

RULE 2. WHY IS DESHARNAIS ON LINE 2???

RULE 27: WHY IS CHUCKY NOT CENTRE???

RULE 5AVO: I FRIGGEN LOVE IT

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To be fair

0 Comments
2019/04/10
19:53 UTC

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Ryan poehling

Payday

2 Comments
2019/04/07
03:16 UTC

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Blowjobs bad

Habs good

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2019/03/22
06:56 UTC

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domi

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2018/12/07
03:09 UTC

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DAILY REMEMBER THAT FROST ISN'T KILLING HIMSELF FOR A MEME

Dae /u/frost_biten made a post thing and he isn't willing to suffer thru hypothermia to prove a point to an internet forum

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2017/11/10
00:38 UTC

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GREAT NEWS!

The sky is still falling, as it is wont to do.

Behead Patches, or i dunno, i guess.

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2017/10/19
06:29 UTC

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Brian Wilde is literal hitler

dude isn't even a insider, how dare he take interviews and report what they say

1 Comment
2017/10/14
22:03 UTC

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Victor Mete

/u/axepig

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2017/09/25
05:39 UTC

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Duchene traded to Montreal

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1 Comment
2017/09/21
22:37 UTC

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Number one centre issue solved!

Hey guys, I've found the solution to our centre problem. Price for Chaput.

Reason 1: Chaput is French

Reason 2: Good young kid

Reason 3: Contract dump

Reason 4: ???

Reason 5: Profit

2 Comments
2017/07/15
21:21 UTC

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Is it Time to trade our entire lineup for the chicago blackHawks?? (Reasoning inside)

Hear me out before just blindly downvoting!!!

The Blackhawks had a bad playoffs, worse than us even, but they're still overall a good team. Trouble is, they're tight against the cap, so they're going to have to make some tough choices. Bergevin has a history of trading with Chicago, and we all know he likes their style of play, after having come up through their management system. Now, we have a few things to offer Chicago (Pacioretty, Galchenyuk, Price) that could be really good for them. Moreover, if they shipped some of their bigger contracts our way, they'd have room to pick up Weber, someone I think they'd be really into with all his grit, they'd have maybe been able to defend against the super mobile Predators a bit better, shut them down. Coming back our way, we'd be getting a definite 1C (Toews) an elite Winger (Kane), a 1D (Keith) and a bunch of other great parts Panarin Saad that could really come together as a true cup contender. We'd be missing out on an elite goaltender (CHI could finally get an upgrade) but we all know goalies don't win cups (hopefully they don't know that yet).

So, what if we swapped our entire lineup for their entire lineup?? Or, even better, what if we swapped out entire lineup for the Hawks 2014-15 lineup? I think we'd be far and ahead the top contender next year if we made all these changes. What do you think??? Am I crazy or what???!!

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2017/06/25
20:31 UTC

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WE WANT MORE OFFENSE, TRADE OUR 30+ GOAL SCORER WHO PRODUCED THAT MUCH 5 (OR 6) YEARS CONSECUTIVELY.

Don't touch the poorly developped (seriously stop changing his position so that he can learn one properly), young, scores about just as much that one time, jesus christ reincarnate to solve our problems, though. That would be a sacrilege. Remember Seguin?

0 Comments
2017/06/20
17:41 UTC

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DAE Subban, though?

Because Subban just carried the Preds to the Stanley cup final single-handedly. Also Habs sucks.

2 Comments
2017/05/23
05:33 UTC

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I know its unlikely, but what would it take to get wayne gretzky?

Since we need a #1 center, Im thinking we could exchange Plekanec, Emelin, Bealieu, Sergachev, Galchenyuk and Price to the Oilers in exchange for Gretzky. It might make us a bit weaker in other places, but we absolutely need a #1C.

1 Comment
2017/05/01
22:50 UTC

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THE SKY IS FALLING AND ITS PACIORETTYS FAULT FOR NOT SCORING A HATTRICK EVERY GAME

0 Comments
2017/04/21
21:49 UTC

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WE SHOULD TRADE MARKOV FOR BURNS FOR I MAKE BETTER DECISIONS THAN OUR GM

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2016/11/27
04:12 UTC

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Hi guys im /r/hockey

And i dont like anything to do with habs on my sub, what is this /r/habs hue hue hue, i didnt subscribe to montreal facts today. No, nothing to do with habs on this sub, if you post anything hab related i will downvote you instead of discussing it. I am a adult

Did i say i dont like stuff posted about habs on my sub? Because i dont

Weber is old is corgi is low that mean he bad

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2016/11/25
04:01 UTC

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First Time in Montreal

Hi, longtime hockey fan (go blurps, woo! fuck the haps1) and am hoping to go to the game against montrale. Where is mintreal? how do i get to it? should i fly or can i jsut canoe it? do they just let Me into the stadium, or how do i ensure My accces? is there a place to buy accesss? what type of food is available in ontreal? and where can i get it, do they just have it out in the strets for the talking or will i likely have to enter a building? what type of food is this, like mostly meat or a blend of meats and cheeses? where does cheese come from and do they mind that were eating them? is montreal oriented on a regular compass points, or is there some wierd frenchy skewed compass thats got more than four directions? (i herd its pretty frnch there) can i wear shoes? how many bags should i bring? i mean, like empty grocery bags. in case i need to carry things, or it rains and i can wear them on my feet instead of socks? do you recmmod i learn elementary chinese to visit chinatown? has the fire there stopped yet? does the subway go above or under the ground and if so how can i tell where i am? will my wearing a blurps hat to the game people will be mean to me or ar haps fans prettty chilled?

cant's wait to see you all therre!

woo, go blurps so!

0 Comments
2016/11/18
16:38 UTC

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I don't miss Maurice Richard

0 Comments
2016/10/31
03:02 UTC

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Places to watch the Habs in Montreal?

does anyone know if there is anywhere to go to watch the Habs in Montreal?

2 Comments
2016/08/17
23:34 UTC

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Places to watch the Habs in Montreal?

does anyone know if there is anywhere to go to watch the Habs in Montreal?

0 Comments
2016/08/17
23:34 UTC

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DAE Frost is racist?

No. Because it's only one fucking idiot who thinks that.

5 Comments
2016/07/03
20:41 UTC

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Reported

Hehehehheheheheheh hoooogogohogo Radulov is a bad character

0 Comments
2016/07/03
06:01 UTC

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Nashville severely overpaid for subban

Bergevin would have given them a first as well

0 Comments
2016/06/30
06:09 UTC

3

Taylor hall for Markov and Emelin

Let's do it bois. Edmonton needs the defense, we need the scoring... and apparently Hall is available.

1 Comment
2016/06/29
08:30 UTC

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