/r/HOGforNoobs

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When you purchase a new Harley you're sure to have many questions. When can I rack my pipes? When can I grab a fellow HOG member's ass at a rally? How long does it take an air cooled bike to warm up when it's 120 degrees outside? What if it's -50 degrees? Find all these answers and more right here!

When you purchase a new Harley you're sure to have many questions. When can I rack my pipes? When can I grab a fellow HOG member's ass at a rally? How long does it take an air cooled bike to warm up when it's 120 degrees outside? What if it's -50 degrees? Find all these answers and more right here!

Warning Bros: If you're reading this, welcome to the HOG world Bro! But Bro, just so you know, this shit is satirical Bro. Don't fucking take our advice Bro! Unless it's the one about calling everyone Bro....Bro.

/r/HOGforNoobs

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What if I have no lights?

I really want to get a Dyna, and they say they will give me a 5 year loan at only 19%. If my budget runs thin, and I loose the lights in my garage, would my chrome go bad? Should I pony up for the blackout package, so I don't loose resale value instead?

3 Comments
2024/06/07
23:12 UTC

7

Need help with index paint

Brothers I need your help.

I took my 2010 FXDWG in for it's annual service at the local 'Ship. All fluids replaced and the Harley-Davidson Service Writer suggested I get my wheel bearings replaced since they haven't been spun in 13 years at the factory in York (I keep my bike on insulated wheel dollies).

My FXDWG was FUCKING wrecked. When I got it back the index marks on the axle nuts were GONE. I brought it up to the Service Writer right away and he had the Service Technician just trow NAIL POLISH on it.

I blew a fucking gasket. I told them it needs to go to the body shop, clear coat stripped, replaced, then index marks reapplied by the Harley Davidson Paint Tech with genuine Harley Davidson MoCo paint or else my resale is GONE and I'd be suing. Did I make the right move?

9 Comments
2023/09/19
12:19 UTC

25

Be careful watching this bros...

Greetings my fellow Brotisserie Chickens, I just came upon this very disturbing video. Needless to say, the resale value on these hogs is nonexistent, and I can't imagine why someone would want to ride a bike this much and subject it to the elements, especially in a climate like LA which is so hard on hogs.

https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/11f2h90/jumping_harleys_in_east_la/

4 Comments
2023/03/01
16:04 UTC

14

Best haircut style for daily riders?

5 Comments
2023/02/22
01:37 UTC

12

A good shoe protector?

0 Comments
2023/02/20
14:44 UTC

9

I got a rinehart 3” slip-on muffles for my iron 883. How can i reduce the sound of it without taking it off the bike?? A baffles? It’s VERY loud!!

3 Comments
2023/02/08
18:23 UTC

10

Exhaust type smell…

3 Comments
2023/01/13
04:13 UTC

22

Proper Disposal for a Wet Harley

I just rode my bike home from the dealer--and it rained! When an American flag is at the end of its life, it's burned. Would something similar be required for a wet Harley? I just want to do right by the brand. I haven't even got my HOG patches yet. Does that make a difference?

7 Comments
2022/12/27
21:32 UTC

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OMG OMG RED ALERT RED ALERT BROS DEAL OF A LIFETIME

Brobi-Wan Kenobis check this out ---> https://www.harley-davidson.com/us/en/shop/bike-wash-bucket/p/93600133

I just ordered a bakers dozen of these things to put in my storage unit. If they're selling these now for a Ulysses S Grant NOW just think how much they'll be worth in, say, 3 or 4 years! I spoke with Cindy, my insider who works at HQ over in MKE, and she said that she thinks they're going to discontinue this item in 2023!!! BETTER FUCKIN MOVE LIKE LIGHTNING BEFORE THESE SELL OUT!!!!

Park Safe. Stay Stock. Trailer Smart.

13 Comments
2022/12/14
23:09 UTC

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