I talked to a necromancer. They said they'd try.

He's still dead, but no-one has seen him, there's a slim possibility he is alive.

He is Schrödinger's Gorbachev.

Sorry for the clickbait title he’s actually still dead

Still feels like yesterday

Sad

I haven't checked in the last few months

You see comrades, Gorbachev is of course still alive. They say he died, but all believers know that if we just warm up his pizza and give it to him through an IV tube, he will surely awaken. Him being asleep for this long, it's obviously an act from Putin himself to make sure the Cold War continues, so he prohibits anyone from warming up Gorby's pizza and giving it to him to awaken him.

I said my piece.

I'm waiting bro

not observed. He could be alive

So far.