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jibberish, jiberush, gibrish, gibberish, nonsense, monty python

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/r/gibberish

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2 Comments
2024/06/26
19:21 UTC

1

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0 Comments
2024/06/26
08:04 UTC

2

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0 Comments
2024/06/25
15:59 UTC

6

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3 Comments
2024/06/24
14:31 UTC

4

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2 Comments
2024/06/24
14:30 UTC

3

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1 Comment
2024/06/23
14:41 UTC

3

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3 Comments
2024/06/20
10:43 UTC

6

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0 Comments
2024/06/20
05:59 UTC

3

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0 Comments
2024/06/20
05:45 UTC

1

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0 Comments
2024/06/20
02:17 UTC

1

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0 Comments
2024/06/20
00:33 UTC

2

Yodoydotd

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2 Comments
2024/06/19
04:25 UTC

6

Help cant crap

My salamander is peeing out of his butt hole and I’m crapping in the sink because my toilet ran away but then my baby grandma came home the other day and so I went to the adoption center to get my snake new ears but my snake had actually woke up the next morning dead, but then I went and played outside with them, but then Like the other day, the snow was walking. The grass was barking, and I was mopping the ocean with my dog my dad, she

1 Comment
2024/06/19
04:11 UTC

4

Adann we gabo pafart?

Amart wam tatamo gredmi Apple TV+ subcriboris dafino breksi?

2 Comments
2024/06/18
12:03 UTC

1

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7 Comments
2024/06/18
12:00 UTC

6

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13 Comments
2024/06/18
10:41 UTC

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Bringing the new toys to school

One thing I could never understand about my parents is why they never allowed me to bring toys to school, I remember seeing a lot of of my friends or simply other kids bringing their toys to school and play with them during lunch. Boys will bring their rc cars girls would bring their dolls, Barbie dolls to be exact, the middle class girls would have Barbies and the girls with less money would have off brand dolls named Brenda or some shit like dat i dont know, i was actually a fan of girl dolls, boys would tell me that was not masculine of me, but normally i just wanted them to add to my action figure plots in wich max steel ended up with barbie or brenda, or both havin a threesome, some freaky shit, whats more masculine than that huh? what?. i been keepin it masculine now that i think about it, i dont pay attention to what others call being a man i know what my definition of a man is a man brings home the food, that munch munch munch ya dig? thank god for the self check out at walmart, has made it so easy for me to double down my grocery acquisition, how? lemme break it down for yall. bacon is pricey so i grab a paper bag meant for vegetables and allow two packs of bacon at the bottom of it and throw enough cabbages on top so them lazy ass security guards know not to dig through it, at check out i get charged for 1 kg of cabagge but its really 500gr of cabbage and 500 grams of bacon, to put yall in game, 500gr of cabbage is 30 pesos and 2 packs of bacon be 150 pesos so im saving 120, that i would use to buy a bag of avocados, avocados are pricey but certainly not pricey-er than razors, however a pack of razors dont weight a thing, so u guessed, to the bottom of the avocado bag they go, avocado comes from aguacate which means testicles, they where called that by the cozoleros because they made trees seem like they had balls. theres no shame in my game, as if walmart is in need of the 500 pesos in products i take in my late might grocery shopping trips the other side of shopping trips is completely related to the topic of masculinity too, going shopping at the mall for clothes and pink things is somethin alot of people wouldnt see as masculine they are portrayed by the media not only as feminine activities but vapid ones, but that aint fair, blonde girls have feelings too, if they sad they cry if they get cut they bleed if they bleed they have to SHOP for cotex, you see it now?? damned if they do damned if they dont, if funny, cus if theres somethin femenine in this world that would be the show gilmore girls, i recently watched the episode where lorely senior asks lorely jr to a window shoppin date, but when i hear 'window shoppin' gilmore girls dont come to mind u kno what comes to mind?? 50 cent, now thats 2 different worlds, gilmore girls are the definition of femininity and 50 cent the definition of masculinity, and whats they middle ground?? SHOPPIN.

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2024/06/11
20:25 UTC

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Meësh moncq @ starbucks

Meësh moncq-nr mon starbucks whi 7am jox mhund-neq 🤦‍♂️

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2024/06/10
13:12 UTC

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Spunch boof plert buh grimpt.

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2024/06/09
21:47 UTC

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Fli mi pi

As isj jajaja asks eid fafaga maliko cza ahiraits pyditsotax pydoys48s beebee booboo baabaa Bamiddletweeps miggletweegs

Da sada? Ro, ba graetes?

Edit: satormo rain

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2024/06/08
16:31 UTC

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gro bandi

Taga da taga da wouala les Mardton -- Taga da taga da wouala les Mardton -- Avrall Jo Zilliam

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2024/06/08
02:54 UTC

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ARFF ARFF!!

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2024/06/07
20:34 UTC

3

what

WHAT THEFUJDEJ

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2024/06/07
19:10 UTC

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+100%

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2024/06/07
15:10 UTC

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PLEEGA PLOOGA PLUNGUS

Plungter hurngle oplesh kerschlen. Amos kynishcleaton ungtle pingur.

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2024/06/06
11:54 UTC

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snellbarp snoobleyee jojosu kazen.: fligglelittle in the langace lango? manebe eue ha labavash ebrhyeas asofne shabyaa incadent/ark yeast doctor in eadf amcaa mande a donga tuca donka. ia hackeri invanceble ? or ha islam carsed tchnece

tuca donka

2 Comments
2024/06/05
14:30 UTC

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