The actual prompt is something along the lines of "you're being summoned to court as a witness against your snake friend after they stole 10 years salary's worth of heat from you"

The post I'm thinking of is a tumblr text post that had an image of a painting of a wolf and a sheep with it. The text was approximately of "imagine there's a friendship between a wolf and a sheep, but the wolf is agonizing over the fact that he's going to hurt the sheep while the sheep is not afraid and actively kicking the wolf" or something like that.

The post started with the summary, then had a 'monologue' for both the wolf and the sheep. I remember the wolf's speech being something along the lines of "One day I will eat you, and that day will be both the best and worst day of my life because I will no longer need to worry about hurting you but I'll also never have you by my side again" or something like that. And then the sheep's comment was something way shorter.

If it helps, I'm fairly sure I discovered this post on a voice actor's YouTube channel where they read the textpost aloud, but after a good while of looking back through YouTube logs I was unable to find it.

If anyone knows this post and could send it my way, that would be much appreciated!

It is a podcast with two girls and the first one is telling a story where she is in a relationship with her boyfriend. She says that initially in a relationship both the people are trying to be professional or don't want to show their sensitive side too early on as it might be embarrassing. Until she removes her shirt and the guy like a little boy presses his face on her breasts and calls them my pillows. And the other girl laughs hysterically and says I don't think I can come to your house anymore after hearing this.

Does anyone know which podcast is?

The girl misses the first swing then hits the second time and the mother is shocked. The girl name is winnie and the mother tells the girl you can't slap him like that and to give him a kiss. But the girl says no

All the reels on the account are of some person approaching random people and showing them albums with printed pictures/memes in them, without saying anything. The reactions are usually angry/weirded out by the situation.

Today I saw a video on Instagram reels of two orangutans holding a stretcher walking up to a ring. An orangutan laid flat in the boxing ring is picked up by two men and placed onto the stretcher but when the other two orangutans lift the blanket, the orangutan on the floor stays laid on the floor and then does a hilarious humping motion. I accidentally swiped out when I was going to like it and I lost the video, if someone finds the video please send me or comment the account name on here🙏

(spoiler for body and end of story i suppose): but when wedding starts, the guy interrupts officiant and proposes to his gf of 4 months?
End spoiler is that there's a huge awkward silence, the gf runs out and the guy leaves, then the wedding continues minutes later and all does well, considering.

Old Reddit post about needing money mystery

I forget the title of this post and can’t seem to find it, but it was this person saying they needed a large amount of money shortly to (I think) pay off a drug dealer. They then posted a picture of 2 people outside their house and then stopped posting.

Does anyone remember this

Recent post, within the past week, of a woman having a very large (long) piece of earwax removed by a technician/doctor who used some sort of vacuum device.

Edit: solved

And the AI just hilariously gets it wrong everytime and even apologizes for not being able to stop spitting out random words

I can’t find it and was describing it to friends. Individual tiles shaped like plants that fit together. Help!

Woman getting divorced. Husband iron clad prenuptial. She has unrealistic expectations of job search.

I searched in advice subreddit but couldn't find it.

I recollect that this post was written by a woman who is mom to a 16 year old girl.

Her husband was kicking her out of their home. I think the police or sheriff department were about to come evict her.

She had no job skills nor personal savings. She had dropped out of college to be a sahm while he kept advancing in his career.

She ended up having to stay at a women's shelter. OP thought that it was below her to work retail. Many replies had to tell her the harsh truth that she's not going to get this dream job of ...working part-time so that she can be there for her daughter after school. That it will be a remote job because she lacks transportation. And that it will pay decent money even though she has no skills!

This post was very popular and I think it was within 2024. I'm not sure the sub, but I do remember how she expressed so much frustration and angst about submitting so many resumes and not getting an interview or any correspondence back.

Her expectations of jobs and working and unemployment were ....so unrealistic.

Also she ended up having to stay at a women's shelter for a little while.

Then she mentioned that while staying at the women's shelter, she saw her former friends there. They were the group of socialites she used to belong to. People who volunteered at fundraisers for the women's shelter, but never volunteered AT the women's shelter. Too below for them.

She has not been in the workforce for 2 decades and is currently struggling to find a job. She is struggling financially because her ex-husband left her high and dry. Ex had iron clad prenuptial.

And she had really unrealistic expectations of what the job market is like because she wants flexible hours/Part-time job that pays a decent hourly wage, that she can easily walk to so that she can have afternoons free to be able to spend time with her teenage daughter. Many of the comments had to do with helping her rein in her expectations about what she can get.

So, I found this on the YT account "reddit" while scrolling on shorts and basically when OP (Chad I think he's called) was 10 he wanted ice cream for his birthday so his parents drove him and his sister to the ice cream shop, but on the way there an accident happen that killed both his parents, and his sister hated him afterwards. OPs sister sort of replaced him with their cousin and was nothing but cruel to him, wishing he got cancer and died. At one point, on his sister birthday he gets a caner diagnosis and goes to give it to her as a gift, as that what she always wanted, she didn't even bother reading the envelope and just kicked him out in the rain, his doctor later said he didn't have much time left so she should spend it with his family or however OP should, in a sick daze later at home OP calls his sister but instead his cousin picks up and tells him how he took their parents from his sister and to not contact her, as he falls back on the couch.

I need to find the original, if there even IS one, because it's genuinely bothering me how that one YouTube account uses the wrong titles.

Hello! I recently saw a video on what I recall was a popular subreddit that I’d love to find. It was from the perspective of a person driving out of a tunnel to see a coastal town with a mountain backdrop. It was either in the early morning or during sunset, the mountains had quite a bit of green on them and there were seagulls in the air. I’m trying to find it again but can’t for the life of me. I saw it within the last week. Can anyone help me find this post?

I believe a comment mentioned how the video was zoomed in quite a bit, but it was beautiful nonetheless :) thank you!

I remember so vividly, the OP is a woman and her husband’s family has like 7 brothers, most of them well off but one of the younger ones, I think the youngest is kind of messed up. Eventually it leads to finding video of the BIL peeing on their cat and finding he had destroyed pictures of OP and also one of his younger nieces. Thank you for helping!!

Hello,

I saw a carton last week i think, that was a funny adaption of the one night stand meme. It showed a situation where the guy and the girl entered a pace ship when the guy saw an x-ray showing that the girl was infested with a xenomorph of the Alien franchise. Unfortunately I cannot find it in my history.

Update: I could find it now

It is kinda old (probably older than 1y) and it was filled with details about how the pharmacy even was in on the trick etc.

It’s was probably either in Alternate History subreddit or imaginary maps. Title is basically all I remember.

Does anyone else remember a post about a guy that found out his wife was sleeping with his business partner at the same time he found out he didnt have long to live? Can't remember it all exactly but I think he was quite rich, few kids maybe. He planned on blowing sh$t up in a spectacular way I beleive. If the post was real, my guess is he's gone by now but I'd love to find it again.

watched an Instagram reel of a guy playing a game, but can’t remember his user or what the name of the game was 😔 all I can remember is the game was two scenes in the game of a little elf lookin guy runnin around smacking everything, one with a lady hunched over hugging and kissing a head of cabbage in the ground and a guy burying himself in the soil next to her so she would kiss him too, only to later see the top of his head in a wheelbarrow with the rest of the cabbages… and then the other scene being said little elf guy runnin around smacking a bunch of fish in a bowl /bucket with a guy hovering over him and when he smacked a particular fish that looked a lil different from the other ones… the guy reacted suggestively like he was in pain from little elf man smackin the fish. He smacked the fish a couple more times and the guy moaned and came and a little steam achievement popped up 😭

Its definitely a long shot to find the guy that was streaming himself playing this game, but I’m hoping at least someone knows what game this is ! interacts by slapping/smacking objects/people

Used to be posted every other week other spaces but now can't find it.

It's a tweet mocking rainbow capitalism by sarcastically asking 3 questions. I can't remember the first question but the last 2 are:

is blank an ally? does blank love me?

Except I can't remember which corporations the original uses (where the blanks are) so i can't find it searching online because terms like "is an ally" or "does x love me" are too generic

It was a black kid in a classroom with the text

Math teacher: can you tell me what 6/10 simplified is

And he raises his hand, and the teacher immediately says correct

It was funny but I accidentally refreshed the page before I could save it

I think the photos were posted in Cozy Places or a similar sub. The OP mentioned that the cabin had been in their family for 100 years. It had a completely wood interior, no mod-cons, lots of clutter. One of the photos showed a wall of draw shave knives (I think that's the proper name, at any rate they looked like wood working tools). Another photo showed a bunch of beds with quaint quilts. There was a bookshelf of Agatha Christie hardcovers, some old board games and comics. I think the cabin was located somewhere in Northern Ontario. TIA!

Edit: SOLVED!

https://youtube.com/shorts/GE1l90dmAUM

The main instagram post was how a girl managed to find a sweat that had Mr toad and frog on the middle of it

I’ve been searching for hours and nothing it’s a edit of Liver king on his horse at a shopping mall titled “Me invading the nearest liberal Town/community” (I’m not sure) with some dubstep in the background

Need help finding a post

I am looking for a post that offers ways to make money online that was in a post of helping a person trying to leave the husband but has no money and the person posting the advice in a comment.

I remember this year (or end of last year) there was at least one post abot a famous and I guess influential chef/cook who was active in the late 20th century. He had some really cool and interesting quotes. I think they were somehow about him not caring about the chef lifestyle or food critics or something similar.

Do you have any idea who I might be talking about?