Not worth the trouble. After 1.3 billion years, they just ended up synthesizing an asteroid to hit them. Rip.

What am I supposed to do now? The remote isn't working because the receiver chip in the TV is "out of range" and too far from my continent.

What should I do‽

I was going to voidmart next tuesday to get some non-euclidean wrapping paper, had to go through like 15 different timelines to find a good spot. By the time I got out of the store 2 weeks earlier, I had completely forgotten which when I parked my car in.

Anyone else have a tendency to lose things across time? Just next year, for instance, I had to call up one of my 6D buddies to help me find my wallet I misplaced only for it to be in timeline γ72f at 7:23 a.m. june 22nd 1976 of all moments.

So apparently, the moon has been filing official noise complaints against me. Like, how is that even a thing? Every other Tuesday, it sends me these passive aggressive gravity grams saying I’m disturbing the “celestial peace.”

The problem? It’s not me. It’s my neighbor—well, not my actual neighbor, but my timeline neighbor. They’re over there in the adjacent dimension, throwing these insane 17-dimensional chess tournaments where the pieces scream in perfect harmony every time they’re moved.

I’ve tried to fix this: I put up anti-vibration panels between timelines (they just melted).

Ever since i patched my temporal rift with the Isometric Tesseract, things have been going smoothly. That was until i dropped it, which it shattered. Ever since, more and more rifts have been appearing. They have: Made flesh pillars rise through nearby sinkholes, turned their surroundings into salt, have chemically broken down their surroundings, have sent multiple ungodly creatures, ect. I cannot get near to close them, as if i get near i rapidly start learning things not meant for human comprehension and slowly turn into pure light energy. I have already lost a finger trying to patch one and am not taking any risks. Any ways to fix this?

I've been flowing backwards through time for a couple weeks now and let me tell you, it's quite the challenge. They always say reverse time is sooo good but I haven't been able to speak or type properly for weeks! How do you guys deal with it? Do you just not talk to people going forwards through time?

i don’t think my cat (PoL-0.971aris) is fitting in with my concept of time.. PoL-0.971aris keeps moving from present tense to 7 supereons on replay. should i be worried and what should i do?

Aleph {U+2607}

RIDE THE LIGHTNING

I can find crow muzzles, mole muzzles, buzzard muzzles, ant muzzles, and human muzzles. But it's none of those.

I to have modified my universe's BIOS, and I accidentally to set verb tense concept pointers to infinitive. Now to be without time? Please to help!

Hey, so I don't know how this happened, but I woke up one day and my physical hitbox and the visual of my body seemed to somehow become misaligned? I was sleeping on my side and woke up appearing to levitate in the air, but could look down and see the imprint my "invisible body" was still leaving on the bed.

It's been like this for a couple days now and it's really bothering me. Like when I drive down the highway at work I get weird looks from adjacent cars because I APPEAR to be levitating in mid-air just outside of my car, even though I'm actually in the seat. I can't even use public bathrooms because the guy in the stall next to the one I'm using will just end up seeing me in all my pantsless glory. I just don't know what to do, any help?

She says her name's "Daisy Baine" and she's from some village called 'Dunthistle'. I kept her locked in the bathroom because I'm afraid she could've brought the plague, but she insisted she didn't.

My open world hasn't had any other players in a while now.

any beings on the negative plane can agree that currently the negative plane is experiencing the worst transdimentional period at this current time 852e+87i. every day with the solar flares, and the listium, oh my god, causing me over 652e+79² doingle to fix the stupid transdimentional router every day. anyone got any hacks or tips on how to shield the router without the 8392i+9303³ rule of diverging inert polarity mechanics going in the way? thanks.

I have tried patching it up, but whatever i put in it gets converted to pillars of salt. I have not since ran out of salt, but it has started converting the surroundings into salt, which i am afraid soon my house will be fully converted to salt. Any ideas on how i could patch it?

People are getting killed every time it breathes fire.

I am a resident of dimension [1238796], and i was teleported here by a Xnopytling. any tips for existing here? also, yes, i am a stickman.