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Going to replace Mbuemo with one of these to accommodate Jackson for Raul (have a bit in the bank already)

Which would you go for? Of course Johnson has had the better season so far but Mitoma has 19 points over the last 2 GWs and a great run of fixtures coming up

Thanks!

Is it finally time to move on from Rico Lewis? He’s a rotation risk and not delivering points consistently. Who would be the best replacement, going for a nailed defender or taking a punt on an attacking fullback?

Three goals in his last two matches. Looks like a return to form. United look better under the new manager. Is it time to pick him up while he’s affordable?

Or wait until GW17? He has Arsenal, Forest, and City to deal with first.

Thoughts?

Definitely looking to bring in Wan Bissaka but I’m struggling to find which West Ham midfielder will most likely give a return on my investment. The obvious choice is Bowen but I cannot afford him without sacrificing other key players…

We're gonna have the first midweek gameweek this season and the first match is on Tuesday. If you plan to make any transfers don't forget about it.

Guys I know a lot of people are contemplating bringing in Jackson at this point especially with Southampton coming midweek and I’m here to say I don’t think you should. Jackson has played every prem game but with a game mid week and on Sunday I have a strong feeling maresca will rest Jackson against Southampton and play nkunku. Thoughts ?

Two games and no minutes? He's been solid so far and scoring goals... Seems very odd to suddenly not be playing?

That “thousand yard stare” image is exactly how I look seeing the 6 gameweek run about to happen over December.

• Elephant in the room, or rather the elephant playing fucking left back: Joao Pedro. Then again you should have all known better than to listen to FPL “experts” on twitter.

• 4th gameweek in a row where the most transferred in player blanks.

• Mbuemo blanks in a 4-1 win after his assist gets disintegrated by FPL Towers for the following reason: “fuck you.”

• Mazraoui and De Ligt miss a clean sheet by 4 minutes. Bring back Ten Hag.

• King Mo captained himself and then started trying to kick home runs, and yet he still hauled whilst the Robot over there was busy making a resume to be £4.5m next season.

• Tottenham.

• And a 94th minute clean sheet wipe for Newcastle. Not that anyone actually owns a Newcastle defender. ….right?

Everyone get ready to triple captain Chris Wood in a couple days. Midweek Edition will be out late Thursday. See you then.

Whatever is going on with City, I’m staying clear of all their assets until they regain their form. Even Haaland is barely beating Cunha on total points

I’ve had konate since gameweek 2, he’s been super reliable and great option into the Liverpool defense. Since he’s out for 5-6 weeks, I need a replacement. Obviously I think Gomez is the best play, under 5 million and should be locked in, but I could see some possible rotation with Quansah, liverpool fans what do we think? I also like Colwill as Chelsea’s fixture run is fantastic. Same with kerkez who is attacking and solid overall. Or has anyone else considered someone else?

###Most Net Transfers In

###Most Net Transfers Out

Subject 1: Joao Pedro Junktrash de Jesus Fucking Christ, also known as JP. Conveniently plays the team in 20th place. Expected outcome: 2 goal involvements. Actual outcome: 2 points.

Subject 2: Brazilian striker that plays for a mid-table PL club and got over 10 points in the previous gameweek... Wait, that sounds familiar.... Mr. Cunha, did you copy Mr. Junktrash's assignment? Well, at least you got more points, right?

Meanwhile the best Norwegian attacker in the Prem gets 2 goals. Also if you own Ait-Nouri it's honestly just your problem.

"Oh look Bumo assist!" "Who?" "Bumo, the African attacker that plays for Brentford." "Oh, you mean Wissa?" No I mean... nvm they took it away."

I'm sorry for Isak owners, if they kept Haaland they would've gotten double more points. Statistically, at least one of you reading this post own both him and Dominic Solblanke.

Gabriel casually dropping a goal and assist while also dropping at half time. That's also more goal involvements than Phil Foden has this whole fuckin season.

They should really lower the amount of points an assist gives, but only for Saka. But for real now, you shouldn't get an assist for winning a penalty. It should be 2 points regardless of whether the penalty is converted or Harry Kane'd vs France in the 2022 World Cup quarters.

Oh yeah and also obligatory "Fuck you" to Amorim after subbing out Mazraoui after 55 minutes. No, I did not want to have a clean sheet this week, thank you.

Imagine still having Haaland and no Salah. Stockholm Syndrome is being proven thanks to you. Except Erling is Norwegian. Genuinely what are you doing still owning him? He's got the same amount of goals in the last 7 games as Marcus Rashford, just for double the price. Great Anti-FPL asset.

Only three things are certain in life: Death, Taxes and Salah being the king. Can't wait for when he finally blanks and y'all start calling him washed.

When they were fighting? Could anyone get what he was saying? One of the few moments he didn’t cover his mouth while speaking and I think he got very angry he had to be subbed out

(Sorry I meant Bernardo Silva not Rodri)

Following a tremendous 5-2 loss, do you think Areola will jump in? Or is Fabiański still solid as the GK? Next WHU games are looking solid for me to get one of those GKs instead of Henderson, but the question is - who? Any advices from WHU fans or FPL experts overall?

Would he be an option at 6.9M and with Newcastle away as an entry point ? Or better wait until Fulham at home ? Or even Everton away... As shit as Newcastle can be, I feel like they're gonna cage the game like they did against Arsenal (Hall pocketed Saka on that day). Thoughts ?

Can't help but notice that they've failed to score a single goal for the past 4 games, and generally scored very little throughout the season, despite a good fixture run. What's happened to their attack? Not just asking from a fpl perspective (anyone who hasn't sold DCL shld be questioning their sanity tbh), but from a football tactical perspective, how has McNeil and the rest not register a single goal? Haven't had time to watch their games, so curious if anyone could enlighten me, thanks!