It was a wonderfully gloomy, slightly foggy Halloween night. Perfect to properly honor the flying spaghetti monster. And how do I do that? With a steaming Asian box full of delicious ramen! After all, you should pay homage to noodles wherever you can. I stood in the kitchen, watching my ramen dance in the microwave, and thought: *"Life is good. ”* 🕺

But no sooner had I taken my first joyful gulp of air than a *ding-dong* pierced the peaceful atmosphere. Oh, yes, I knew exactly what that meant. *“Trick or treat!” It's Halloween, so I was prepared. Armed with a bowl of sweets, I opened the door.

There they were: a zombie with a crooked smile, a little Superman, and - honestly, I have no idea what the third kid wanted to be, but he had a lot of duct tape involved. “Trick or treat!” they shouted in chorus, as if it were the call of happiness. I laughed merrily. “Ahoy, you little pirates! Here, some sweet treasures for your loot!” They laughed, I laughed, it was great fun. But in the back of my mind, the ramen kept dancing, and I was determined to enjoy it.😋

Back in the kitchen, I grabbed the chopsticks. But no sooner had they touched the lid of the Asian box than it sounded again: *ding-dong!
*“Take it easy, you're a pastafarian, you're relaxed.” I took a deep breath and marched to the door again.

This time it was a bunch of princesses and a little vampire.“Trick or treat!” they shouted, as if they had just started the evening. I laughed, gave sweets generously and did a princess curtsy - which impressed them quite a bit, if I do say so myself.

Back to the kitchen. My Asian box was waiting patiently for me, the aroma of ramen now almost tangible.“In a minute, just one more step...”
*Ding-Dong!*🔔

“Oookay, last course!”, I said loudly, with a dramatic bow to my unseen audience. This time I opened the door and there stood the most absurd costume I've ever seen.

In front of me stood a child who was a mixture of all kinds of fantastic ideas. Perched on his head was a giant pizza with strings of cheese hanging out of it like hair, and I could only marvel at the creativity. His eyes sparkled behind a shiny Batman logo draped over a pink spacesuit jacket, which in turn was decorated with flashing Halloween lights. But that wasn't all: in its hand it held a huge plastic harp, from which the melody of “The Final Countdown” played softly. It was a masterpiece of imagination, a real feast for the eyes.🍕

“Trick or treat!” it shouted proudly, with the joy that only a real work of art can spread. I smiled broadly and said in awe: “This is by far the most creative costume of the evening!” With deep admiration, I filled his bag with plenty of sweets. It beamed all over its face and shouted a cheerful “Thank you!” into the night as it skipped away, a little hero of its own adventure.

I stood in the doorway for a moment and thought: *That was just great.

Finally, back in the kitchen.
No more disturbances. Ding-dong ... NOTHING! Yes! The box. The microwave. The ramen.
I opened the Asian box. Slowly, almost reverently. And there... was...
RICE?
RICE!!!
No.NO.“WHHHAAAATTTTT?!!!” I screamed to the heavens, as if the flying spaghetti monster himself was mocking me. The delicious, ramen bliss was replaced by boring, bland, dry... RICE? A meal in honor of the FSM, turned into pure disappointment. How could the universe do this to me?
My faith was put to the test. But I knew one thing: the Flying Spaghetti Monster is merciful. It will bless me with ramen one day. But until then... I guess I had to eat rice.🙄
RAmen

Ahoy, you drunken landlubbers, you big-slurping pixel pirates and digital brush wizards!

I, am looking for the one ... or the other... or the something that can draw digitally with nimble fingers and a crude mind! Someone who blows the colors out of the water, digitizes the chaos and doesn't ask me why I always have a pasta fork stuck in my hat.

Why, you ask? Well, because I've been blessed with unimaginable fame - and a YouTube channel! And not just any old one, no! I have the dizzyingly honorable task of carrying the **Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Austria** into the digital world. *Arrrrrrrr!* And before you ask: Yes, it's absolutely as insane as it sounds, and that's fantastic!

But here's the catch! I have a thousand and one crazy ideas about how we can overrun the world with noodles and absurd humor - but I can't draw a single sensible line. You know how it is when a parrot tries to paint a portrait....

So, *you*, brave pixel hero, take the plunge into the unknown, grab your mouse and embark on this adventure with me! Send me a message via chat. We can conquer the world together! (Or at least make some really cool videos.)

What are you waiting for? The digital sea is calling! Arrrrrrr!

If I start Evangelizing for Their Holy Noodleness in Texas, what are the chances I will be shot?

It can't be coincidence that the arms on top look exactly like eyes and that they are bent just right. Clearly a sign of his divine. R'Amen

I'm planning to make a YouTube video, and brace yourselves: it's going to be a fictional pirate news program! 🏴‍☠️ Yes, that's right! I'm doing all the content stuff, but I need someone to conjure up the animation magic for me. Who wants to join me on the most absurd pirate news adventure ever? 😅🎥

I want with my friend for fun glory of our God go to town centre, stand there and tell people about Fsm when they come to us. Like, nothing very special, but I am wondering is it breaking first "I would rather you not"

He appeared to me. I believe!!

Do you know Haegr?

Here in Germany, there was always a small, humorous comic strip in the newspaper that didn't tell a coherent story, but simply offered light entertainment. I'm planning something similar with the FSM. Unfortunately, I can't draw at all. Perhaps you can help me with this?

What is the correct noodle-soup-ratio in noodle soup?

80% noodle - 20% soup

20% noodle - 80% soup

Please take a look at the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTe88uwNgx0

What can I do better?

I found this new updated Pastafarian Holy Book. It is interestingly funny and informative. Not only does it have the "8 I'd really rather you didn'ts" but additional "24 I'd really rather you dids". Hahaha

https://youtu.be/GBov30CzixU?si=T33xvc6fnIk_Uchc