/r/Essex

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A subreddit for the county of Essex in the southeast of England.

No, it's not really like the television show.

Hello All!

This Subreddit is for all of those that live within the the county of Essex, UK.

Feel free to use this for up to date news in the area, local meets, or if you're new to the area finding out what you're letting yourself in for!


/r/Essex is a friendly environment, we encourage conversation about our county, but please try to keep it clean! And be awesome too each other!

For our rules please click here.


Recommended subredits

r/UnitedKingdom/

r/London/

r/AskUK/

r/britishproblems/

r/britpics/

r/ukpolitics/

r/uktrees/

r/BritishTV/


Helpful links.

Essex Police

Essex County Council

Essex University

Jobs in Essex

Echo Online

The Essex Enquirer Online

BBC Essex

Visit Essex

Essex Wiki page

History of Essex Wiki

Redditors of Essex Facebook page

If there are any other helpful Essex links please contact either /u/Lunarus or /u/Bethyi

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Xmas dinner, what’s on the table? What would you like to be on the table?

Awight?

You know, I can’t say I’ve ever really enjoyed a Xmas dinner, probably the best one I’ve had was once when I went to the Bottle Hall (sadly now closed) boozer and had Xmas dinner there, was 3 solid courses, proper meat and veg rather than aunt Bessie, and a fair few pints of lager to wash it all down.

That was back in the 90s, but what I’d rather have for Xmas dinner is either a big curry (say naga chilli chicken, mushroom rice, onion bhajis, Bombay aloo and Peshawari naan, or steak n chips n mushrooms n onion rings (a big 32 ounce sirloin with plenty of fat, can’t be doing with fancy fillet with no fat on)

So what will be on the table for me is bloody old turkey, roast taters, Yorkshire puds, pigs in blankets, stuffing, honey parsnips and a boat of gravy, it’s ok and not that I’m not grateful as there’s starving children in Africa but it’s not my cup of tea, sitting bloated all afternoon and tired, falling asleep during my favourite Midsomer Murders.

What about you lot? Are you having what you really want for dinner? Or going along with whatever and giving it a 6/10 afterwards?

11 Comments
2024/12/03
17:00 UTC

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Stereotype map for Essex

52 Comments
2024/11/30
12:57 UTC

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What do you think to signs and paint on houses and driveways? Burglary imminent or not?

Hi all.

I went to the communal bins earlier, at around 10am, when I'd slung my Tesco bag in general waste I came back outside to see Monica standing outside her flat, she was staring at the path outside in horror.

I went over and said "alright Mon how's it hanging?", she was as white as a sheet and said "morning Sid, look at this marking outside my flat"

I looked close and it was 2 small yellow painted arrows, pointing towards her front door.

She said "I've been looking on NextDoor Sid, a woman was saying she's had this sort of thing painted outside her place, and she's worried sick that she'll be burgled"

I said "I'm not sure about this Mon, why would they advertise it? Or why while they're there don't they just burgle you"?

She thought and nodded and said "you could be right Sid but I don't like it"

I nodded and said I'd ask on here what people think, and if they've had similar painted outside their house and if they've been burgled or terrorised.

Thoughts? Is Mon right to be worried? The woman on NextDoor is frightened out of her wits about her paintings outside her house, or is it all guff like I said and nothing to worry about?

12 Comments
2024/11/28
12:46 UTC

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wanting to climb a big big hill

does anyone know of any big hills in essex or close to essex where i could do so?

10 Comments
2024/11/28
01:16 UTC

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Open Mic

So strange one, I work for a restraunt/bar in thurrock and we are looking for someone to host an open mic.

If anyone is interested or could help let me know.

0 Comments
2024/11/26
23:04 UTC

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Cold weather walks for me and my furbaby

Hi all, with the weather turning slightly colder (it’s nice today mind, lovely and sunny and no need for a coat, I’m just in me grey joggers and grey hoody) I need some suggestions for walks for me and little dog.

He’s a dear little Poochon, 9 years old, and he loves a good 2 hour walk with his dad (me), I’m thinking mid to north Essex as we don’t mind driving a bit to find a decent walk.

We’ve been doing the same routes since lockdown now, and I can tell by his little face that he’s getting a bit fed up with them.

Any ideas?

14 Comments
2024/11/26
12:15 UTC

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Looking at properties in Chelmsford

Hi all,

I'm looking at property to buy with my partner in Chelmsford, we had a viewing and really liked the house. When we were doing further research about the area and where it was in relation to everything, it looks as though it's on the southern part of the Westlands estate. We went through the subreddit a few times and most posts basically said avoid at all costs.

I play golf pretty locally to it but don't know an awful lot about it outside of that. Just wanted to know if anyone had any extra information about the surrounding area, the road it's on is Writtle Road. We were hoping that it would be far enough outside of the estate that we wouldn't have any issues with it.

5 Comments
2024/11/25
23:50 UTC

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Wednesday night

16 Comments
2024/11/25
22:13 UTC

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Firewood for wood-burner

Morning. Just wondering which suppliers you guys use for firewood in the South of the county (or county-wide) and are reasonably priced?

8 Comments
2024/11/23
09:31 UTC

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Stolen Bike - please help!

My bike was stolen from Essex University. It was my dad's who recently passed away. I would be extremely grateful for any information to help me retrieve the bike. Thank you in advance.

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Zack

6 Comments
2024/11/21
18:14 UTC

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Khao Soi in Essex

Hello - can anyone recommend a Thai restaurant in Essex that does kaho soi? Ideally a sit-in restaurant as it's my partner's birthday and we're looking to reminisce from our time in Chiang Mai. TIA

3 Comments
2024/11/21
12:00 UTC

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Has your workplace been “audited”, or anywhere you know? And what do you think to “auditors”?

I used to think they were a right bunch of knobs, until one auditor went to a place I used to work at.

It was hilarious seeing an ex boss made to look a blithering idiot, the auditor rang rings around him and made him look a proper pompous clown.

27 Comments
2024/11/21
10:22 UTC

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Drones above Basildon

Hi guys,

First of all before I get “it’s planes” I’ve been checking FlightRadar and this is happening when there is nothing above me in Basildon.

For about the last four weeks every night between 6pm and 7pm I get these craft fly above the area of my house for a good few hours. They look a lot like drones but there can be up to 10/11 and it’s every night.

Please tell me someone knows what they are and why they are out every night as it’s driving me mad??

74 Comments
2024/11/20
19:51 UTC

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Is this window quote reasonable

I have been quoted £2000 for one new aluminium window 1450mmx 920mm . Is this really how much aluminium windows costs to supply and fit ?

5 Comments
2024/11/20
16:55 UTC

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Theatres in Essex

Hi all.

Teenage daughter wants to see a play. She's quite into crime thrillers but any drama will suffice. I've looked into some theatres but they all seem to be 90% tribute bands.

Can anyone recommended anywhere? Even am-dram. I know I could pop into London but that isn't always practical.

Thanks in advance.

34 Comments
2024/11/20
10:25 UTC

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potentially moving to Grays for work, please advise

i've never been to Grays, but ever since i got the job offer i've been googling about it... there's barely any info, and what little there is, is pretty daunting. is it really that bad?! what are some good neighborhoods to live in? or do you recommend renting somewhere near instead? are there any other means of transportation into london besides the c2c? (besides car/bolt etc)

78 Comments
2024/11/20
08:11 UTC

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Let’s here your current weather reports.

Awight?

So I hear it’s been snowing up north in the land of the flat caps and whippets, a fair bit in some places by all accounts.

So where are you and what’s the weather doing?

Chelmsford and slashing down at the mo, mostly sleet.

Just saw a low speed car accident on the Broomfield rd, a car hit the arse of another one going about 1mph, no damage but they’re blocking the road and being annoying.

It’s days like these when I wish I had an old school outside brazier, sitting outside warming my paws, and doing toast over flames like it should be done.

19 Comments
2024/11/19
08:27 UTC

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Restaurant gift voucher suggestions please?

Hey all,

I usually get my parents a £100 gift voucher towards a restaurant that’s a bit more pricey / considered a treat than their usual casual places as their Christmas gift.

For the last 3 years, I’ve given them one for Alec’s, Smiths of Ongar and Taz. So I’m looking for suggestions for something along that level.

I was thinking Dog and Pickle for this year but I’m not overly familiar with them and the menu isn’t really selling it to me. They like most food but was probably thinking along the lines of seafood, British, Italian or Turkish, but happy for all recommendations!

We are based Chelmsford/ Loughton but happy to travel around. They are late 40’s if that’s any relevance and not overly put off anything that’s on the trendier side!

Thank you! ☺️

16 Comments
2024/11/18
16:47 UTC

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Early morning workouts in Basildon

Are there any folks who meet up to work out early mornings, 6:30am in Basildon area? I’m down for a month from December and don’t want to loose a great routine I’ve gotten into.

Happy to sign up to a local gym for a month.

Or are there any people who are willing to join in. Happy to do CV, Circuits, Hyrox etc or callisthenics based workouts. Not really into lifting weights.

7 Comments
2024/11/17
11:54 UTC

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is there anything to do in essex, chelmsford, colchester etc.

hi.

i live in essex. im looking for things to do in a couple weeks time, on the weekend. as far as i can tell there is basically nothing to do in this entire county except for colchester zoo.

for reference, im a student and my friend is coming over of a similar age. we have met up a few times in london and gone to concerts, watched movies etc however i'm not sure there's much of anything happening in essex.

looking online makes me want to cave in my own skull (one list of 'things to do in chelmsford before you die!!' had 1. drive over a roundabout flyover' so these lists are no use).

if anyone has ideas that are affordable for a student and also fun for someone of my age (please, no museums on obscure stuff) that please do let me know.

13 Comments
2024/11/14
23:24 UTC

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Cheapest travel

Hi everyone I’m in need of some advice I travel on train from London to Colchester for uni pretty regularly, this can get quite expensive especially in the mornings. I buy my ticket from the station in London which probably doesn’t help, what’s the cheapest alternative? Maybe a monthly ticket?

Edit: I should have added I already have a 16-25 rail card

Edit 2: Thanks to everyone who replied I found a solution!

14 Comments
2024/11/13
09:09 UTC

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Looking for tennis buddies/partners

Hiya, I'm looking for someone I can regularly play/practice tennis with as I'd like to progress rapidly and make a few more friends who play tennis. Would be happy to meet for drinks or something first. Send a dm if interested!

2 Comments
2024/11/13
06:20 UTC

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Generosity in Essex- do you give out a Christmas box to posties, dustmen etc? (Box as in gift)

Awight?

Growing up in a working class household meant tipping other tradesmen, my old chap and mother would tip the hairdresser, waiter or waitress and give out a Christmas box to the postie, dustmen, and window cleaner.

Now I do the same, I always give the hairdresser a tenner for my £8 haircut, I’ll give the dog groomer £40 for my little angels £35 haircut, if I ever eat out which is very rare nowadays with the cost then I’ll give the waiter or waitress a £2 coin.

At Christmas I give the dustmen a crate of beer, they always appreciate a nice case of Guinness, I don’t have a window cleaner as I do it myself, and I certainly ain’t tipping the postie as he’s a bundle of misery, I’ve corrected him a few times when it came to mislaying a gadget he used to have, he’d leave a £1000 gadget on top of his trolley and he didn’t like me telling him to keep it with him at all times.

Anyway, do you lot hand out a Christmas box? And I’ve always called it a Christmas box as I grew up in the Norfolk fens and we call a gift a box.

33 Comments
2024/11/12
15:25 UTC

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Saffron Walden - how loud are the Stansted planes?

Hello! My husband and I are thinking of moving to Saffron Walden.

Looking on the map it seems to be quite close to Stansted. Looking further it seems to be under one of the arrival paths (following flight radar tonight I’ve seen lots of plane fly directly over). Does anyone know how loud the planes are? Can you hear them in the town? Are these disruptive?

I used to live in Hammersmith and Battersea and did find the Heathrow flight path a bit disruptive in the summer as I couldn’t sleep with the windows open/you would have to stop conversations when outside and a large plane was passing.

Any thoughts would be appreciated!

6 Comments
2024/11/11
23:42 UTC

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