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SCRAW! THE GREAT LEADER OF THE ENLIGHTENED!!! SCRAW!!!!!

O̴P̴E̷N̶ ̶Y̸O̷U̵R̴ ̷T̴H̵I̷R̷D̴ ̵ ̶B̷ ̸E̸ ̶A̴ ̴K̷

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Heed this wisdom

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fuck your feathered flight path

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SKREEE! KAKAAAWWW!!! JACK NICKLAUS REVEALED AS FILTHY MUDMAN ASSASSIN!!! SQUAWK SQUAWK KAKAKAKAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!

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Literally every time my dad goes to work, there is this one pheasant that relentlessly follows him around and tries to ‘attack’ him. Why on earth would this be happening? He literally has to carry around a broom to push it away it’s got so extreme.

<div class="md"><p>Literally every time my dad goes to work, there is this one pheasant that relentlessly follows him around and tries to ‘attack’ him. Why on earth would this be happening? He literally has to carry around a broom to push it away it’s got so extreme.</p>
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Why is this pheasant following my dad?

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NEVER GIVE UP CAW CAW

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Scraaw, our comrade is finally free !

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<div class="md"><p>I am birdman!!! Hear me roar!!!!!!</p>
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SCRAAAAWWWWW

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RAAAWWWRR CAAAAWWW Attack MUDMEN's HUTS AND MOVING MACHINES!

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How to be an Apex Predator 

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How to be an Apex Predator

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Würde heute Nachmittag in Karlsruhe verteilt

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CAWWWOPAGANDA CAAW FILTHY MUDMEN WORDS

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SCRAWWWWWWWWWWW!!! WE TAKE THE EYES OF THE MUDMEN AS A TROPHY CAW CAW!!!!!!

SCRAAAAAAAAAW FELLOW MUDMEN HAS BEEN TOO HORNY CAW CAW

Whe succeeded in taking mudman lunch

<div class="md"><p>ON OUR SCREECHING SUB FFS</p>
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How dare they

Scraaawwww!

SCRAWWWWWWWWWW!!! WE WILL PREFORM A JUMPSCARE CAW CAW!!!!!

SCRAWWW COVERT SUPPLY RUN BLOWN BY MUDMEN'S BEAST

SO THE WORD ENLIGHTENED BIRDMEN CAW CAW

KALE IS GOOD FOR YOU CAW CAW

SKREEEE CHECKMATE FOOLIsH MUDMEN

Let this Mudman live to deliver a message to his kind. A message.. of death!! SCRAWWW!!!

SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW TRUE BIRDMEN PLAY NBA BALLERS ON THE PS2 CAW CAW !!!!!!!

SCRAWWWWWWWWWW!!! Even in obscure ps2 games we beat the mudmen caw caw!!!!!

CAAAW!! CA-CAAW!! FILTHY MUDMEN FINGERING OUR BRETHEREN!!! SCRAAW!! SKREE!!

SCRAAW SCRAAW, THE MUDMEN ARE FRYING OUR FLIGHTLESS BRETHREN!! SCRAWW!

ITS TIME FOR A MORE DIRECT ASSAULT! CAW! CAW!

SKREEE DISABLE THE MUDMEN'S VEHICLES THEY ARE HELPLESS WITHOUT THEM!!!!!

LAZY MUDMAN WISHES HE WAS INVITED TO THE MORNING SCRAW

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LAWS OF THE ETERNAL BROTHERHOOD:......
-Dont Break the Rules..............................
-Respect the Creator AKA ALL-FATHER.......
-Brothers are Brothers.............................
-Sisters are Sisters..........................................
-Defend the Hilltops at all costs.........................
-ALL Birdmen are ENLIGHTENED.......................
-We are the chosen ones...........................
-Destroy all disobedient HUMANS................
-Talons are forever, chocolate is not................

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<p>LAWS OF THE ETERNAL BROTHERHOOD:......
-Dont Break the Rules..............................
-Respect the Creator AKA ALL-FATHER.......
-Brothers are Brothers.............................
-Sisters are Sisters..........................................
-Defend the Hilltops at all costs.........................
-ALL Birdmen are ENLIGHTENED.......................
-We are the chosen ones...........................
-Destroy all disobedient HUMANS................
-Talons are forever, chocolate is not................</p>

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<p>READ <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/enlightenedbirdmen/comments/19lflx/mod_post_upvote_for_visibility/">THIS</a> BEFORE POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

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<div class="md"><p>SCCCRRAAAAWWWWWW WERE COMIN FOR YA MUDMEN WE KNOW YOU&#39;RE OUT THERE</p>
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