/r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCCCRRAAAAWWWWWW WERE COMIN FOR YA MUDMEN WE KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE
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LAWS OF THE ETERNAL BROTHERHOOD:...... -Dont Break the Rules.............................. -Respect the Creator AKA ALL-FATHER....... -Brothers are Brothers............................. -Sisters are Sisters.......................................... -Defend the Hilltops at all costs......................... -ALL Birdmen are ENLIGHTENED....................... -We are the chosen ones........................... -Destroy all disobedient HUMANS................ -Talons are forever, chocolate is not................
Attack our enemies over at /r/madmudmen !!! MAKE THEM FLEE THEIR LANDS!!!!!!!
READ THIS BEFORE POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE HAVE MADE ALLIES WITH /r/1000thworldproblems REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ATTENTION BIRDMEN! SCRAWWW!!!
r/foundtexanfox1836 AND r/thebrotherhoodcult HAVE GONE TO WAR. I AM WRITING THIS MESSAGE TO ASK YOU TO JOIN THE SIDE OF TEXAS. AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE ENEMIES OF THE DUSGUSTING MUDMEN, BUT THE INHABITANTS OF THE BROTHERHOOD CULT ARE AN EVEN WORSE SPECIES OF MUDMEN... GEN ALPHA. JOIN US IN BERIDDING THIS WORLD OF THE BROTHERHOOD THREAT!
19:09 UTC
Screeeeeee
06:05 UTC
Hoot Hoot
I’m a barn owl. I am very much a bird and want mice.
13:25 UTC
SCRAWWW, WHY DO THE MUDWOMEN HATCH THEIR EGGS IN THEIR BELLIES
SUCH A SYSTEM IS SO BARBARIC AND CRUEL UNLIKE, SQUUAK, OUR ENLIGHTENED EGG-HATCHING SYSTEM.
13:40 UTC
SCREEEE, WHY DO WE CALL OURSELVES ENLIGHTENED?
SCRAWWW, ARE WE CALLING OUR OTHER BRETHEREN UNENLIGHTENED? OR THAT WE ARE OURSELVES UNIQUE AND ARE NOT NATURALLY BETTER THAN THE FILTHY MUD MEN??? SCREEEEEE
19:47 UTC
Do enlightened people get married and have physical relationship?
10:48 UTC
THIS SIN MUST BE AVENGED CAW CAW
14:12 UTC
Heed this wisdom
00:20 UTC
NEVER GIVE UP CAW CAW
01:45 UTC
SCRAAAAWWWWW
I am birdman!!! Hear me roar!!!!!!
03:44 UTC