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Ok this one is perhaps a little unprofessional but meh
I was working as a team supervisor at a christmas maket and it was about 3am. Not all that warm as you would expect but still pretty mild with only a light coat of frost in the ground. Our job was just to keep an eye on things to stop drunks from breaking into the tents and making off with anything which depending on where we were posted was either eaiser or harder than you might think.
The following was a story from a site that was easy.
There were four of us and we walked in twos. Me and my partner for the evening are walking around the grounds and heard a noise up by the blue bogs (portable toilets) and high tail it up there thinking that we had a drunk or druggie making use of the facilities. Bare in mind that this area was closed off at night to stop people from getting in. We checked the place but found nothing. As we were leaving we heard something again and this time were able to make the sound out a little better. It was a voice. A male voice. A male voice that had just said "Yeah baby."
We looked at each other and we are trying to decide if we should laugh or radio the other team to ask them if they were enjoying themselves.
We did both.
After a bit of less than delicate questioning while we were walking back to our patrol route it turned out however it was not the other two and this was confirmed as they came around the corner ahead of us.
As a group we went back up to the toilets and after a moment could indeed here some moaning and some movement. We followed the sound and around the back of the toilets (technically outside our site) was a young couple going at it. Male and female, both with underware on the ground, the girls skirt was up under her breasts and enjoying the fact.
Without thinking I asked "Can I have a go next?"
This was the wrong thing to say as the male spun around, dropping the bare assed girl on the floor and charged at where the sound had come from. We all got a good look at the males bouncing manhood. (being cold I am sure you can imagine the implied "awww" that went through my mind before the danger became apparent)
Before long the four of us had him face down on the floor and had called the police. Both he and the girl were very drunk so he was not hard to deal with (no pun intended) and she was too pissed about the bruise she was forming on her ass (that she insisted we check to see if it was a bad one. We made a good study and agreed that she would have a nice one.)
Police arrive took the statments, laughed and took him off, leaving the girl here as she had done nothing wrong enough to be taken but got a warning about the public nudity.
The hero of the evening was my mate who ended up going home with the girls phone number.