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DrunkenCoookery: Just like yo' mama used to beat it.

Welcome to DC, where success is measured in not burning down your kitchen!

From a can of beans over a trash can fire, to a fancy dinner, if copious amounts of booze were involved, it belongs here.

Have a hilarious story involving you waking up to a smoke filled kitchen while passed out on your dinner table?

Ever get shit-faced and cooked the best god damned Crème fraiche ever?

Have a recipe for Jägermeister Pancakes or Whiskey Chili?

Check out the rules and then share your creations here.

Born out of /r/ribporn.

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DrunkenGamery

For none drunken cookery, please visit /r/food

You should also check out /r/tastyfood for a super friendly food community!


We are working on a cookbook. Drunken masterpieces go in this thread!


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No kids tonite = drunken grilled dinner 💃🕺

Aviation gin was my accomplice tonite… everything but the beef was grown or foraged by us. Hope y’all had a fantastic and sloshy Saturday night as well. Cheers!

1 Comment
2024/09/08
15:10 UTC

47

Join us.. 4 white ppl taco nite

Enter if u dare but once u check in u can never leave

12 Comments
2024/09/08
13:08 UTC

20

Airfryer Ravioli with a dip I made

0 Comments
2024/09/08
11:26 UTC

37

Took me 4 hours somehow

Vegan "tuna" & pasta salad at the behest of my non-vegan, non-drinking spouse. He goes to bed early AF so I like to get the kitchen tidy and prep cook what I can for the next day. Rocked 3 cans of wine and kept getting side-tracked finding new shit to clean. Tastes fuckin great rn, hope tomorrow's tastebuds like it

Shells, cashew-lemon dressing, collard greens, capers, seaweed, onions and garlic. The "tuna" is soy curls hydrated with a seaweed/sondobou (sp?) Broth.

5 Comments
2024/09/08
09:59 UTC

26

Sourdough guy here. Still eating dinner out the pantry. Mac like grandma used to make. Kraft with a lil bit of ketchup.

0 Comments
2024/09/08
05:42 UTC

30

homemade funnel cake and margaritas <3

7 Comments
2024/09/08
03:19 UTC

16

Drunk chicken strip amd casserole

Hotdog bun, tyson chicken tendie from air fryer, . And wife's cassrole we made too druunkn for words a few night's ago

2 Comments
2024/09/07
22:25 UTC

152

It’s a cheeseburger

30 Comments
2024/09/07
22:00 UTC

2,311

Tater Tots (I’m a professional chef)

359 Comments
2024/09/07
13:28 UTC

308

microwaved cheese with hot sauce and sour cream

i wanted nachos but we had no chips so….yea

88 Comments
2024/09/06
19:25 UTC

39

A super sloppy attempt at chow mein

5 Comments
2024/09/05
17:36 UTC

378

Update to my mystery sandwich...pizza rolls and bacon 🤣🤣

63 Comments
2024/09/05
16:11 UTC

98

I may have had a few too many last night and I do not remember what I made for lunch 🤣 any guesses before noon? It's definitely some sort of 🥪

33 Comments
2024/09/05
12:15 UTC

62

Had leftover pulled pork, box of Velveeta, and frozen veggies…not a bad combo

5 Comments
2024/09/05
06:09 UTC

30

I forgot the corn

Turkey chili would be a lot better with the corn 😭 still turned out pretty decent

5 Comments
2024/09/05
04:48 UTC

40

So we cheated

Last night dinner fresh out of our oven. Let's all take it in stride. Such as life...

2 Comments
2024/09/05
01:42 UTC

174

Boxed mac and cheese, elevated.

Private Selection Porcini Mushroom Truffle and Aged Cheddar. I added butter, fake bacon bits (daughter is vegetarian), green onion, paprika, and shredded Parm. 🤌🏻

19 Comments
2024/09/04
21:14 UTC

65

Meatball sub

Meatball are homemade. Sub is toasted with olive oil, garlic powder and onion salt.

14 Comments
2024/09/04
02:58 UTC

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