/r/drunkencookery
DrunkenCoookery: Just like yo' mama used to beat it.
Welcome to DC, where success is measured in not burning down your kitchen!
From a can of beans over a trash can fire, to a fancy dinner, if copious amounts of booze were involved, it belongs here.
Have a hilarious story involving you waking up to a smoke filled kitchen while passed out on your dinner table?
Ever get shit-faced and cooked the best god damned Crème fraiche ever?
Have a recipe for Jägermeister Pancakes or Whiskey Chili?
Check out the rules and then share your creations here.
Born out of /r/ribporn.
Other places that are good:
For none drunken cookery, please visit /r/food
You should also check out /r/tastyfood for a super friendly food community!
We are working on a cookbook. Drunken masterpieces go in this thread!
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Homeade Drunken Bliss
Toasted brioche bun, asian red pepper flakes on th mayo, fresh jalepeńos, two slices of aged smoked cheddar. Burger cooked w/ "slap yo' mama" cajun seasoning and topped with griddled roast beef and hot capicola slices. Messy and 🤤😋
23:01 UTC
Several wing
Just got some bob Evan's Mac and taters and spruced them up a bit on the side
18:30 UTC
Cleaned kitchen, found the early morning tequila
Went to Costco night before, got some pepperoni. Got the coisants made breakfast. Slam or pass?
07:09 UTC
I Said I’d Make Chicken Fried Steak
… but I got drunk and lost track of time. Got indecisive on breakfast or dinner platter and ended up in between lazy mash and eggs.
03:34 UTC
Y'all ever pan-fry some Uncrustables?
02:55 UTC
It's not cheasy being esey
Chuck steak witha mac and cheese and backed potato with more cheese and i did put sour cream on that potato and ling ling helped.
01:32 UTC
Bacon cheese burgers and tots
Was originally meant to be a double bacon but drunk me decided to make two burgers!
01:25 UTC
hot honey garlic chicken , broccoli, and rice
with some crown royal apple mixed with apple juice
00:50 UTC
Made steak with cowboy butter and some fries after 3 beers
22:37 UTC
Borrowed the idea from a fellow redditor in the "stonerfoods" sub.
2 baked potatoes split in half, and box of mac&cheese, a can of chili and some sour creamm
18:16 UTC
Flat Pizza, first time making it😔
15:48 UTC
I'm usually drunk when I make dinner. Here some Pork Bulgogi
12:42 UTC
1/2 a bottle of wine for the short ribs and the other 1/2 for me.
Plus a few beers.
11:55 UTC
So basic but so comforting
04:36 UTC
Cardiac arrest incoming
3 round eye steaks, 1.5lb of bacon, 1 onion, 1 jalapeño, and 1 whole bushel of cilantro.
03:48 UTC
Nachos and cocktails…a sustainable daily diet as far as I’m concerned.
01:15 UTC
French Bread Pizza, Trying to take photos so I remember what I ate the night before.
01:03 UTC