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Bbq meatloaf slider with Hawaiian roll

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I love him. I love this. I love you. 

This is buta kare Udon, or a pork Japanese curry udon soup with typical Japanese curry veg. Carrot, onion, potato, and a handful of chopped king oyster shroom. 

This is what love tastes like. 

<div class="md"><p>I love him. I love this. I love you. </p>

<p>This is buta kare Udon, or a pork Japanese curry udon soup with typical Japanese curry veg. Carrot, onion, potato, and a handful of chopped king oyster shroom. </p>

<p>This is what love tastes like. </p>
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A customer bought me a personal hot pot

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Smoked sausage, split and stuffed with Kraut. 
Wrapped in bacon
Side of fries

<div class="md"><p>Smoked sausage, split and stuffed with Kraut. 
Wrapped in bacon
Side of fries</p>
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First post!

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It is pretty yummy. Thanks for the suggestions everyone!

<div class="md"><p>It is pretty yummy. Thanks for the suggestions everyone!</p>
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Bacon wrapped brat, grilled cheese burrito.

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<div class="md"><p>Feat. Mid soup snack. </p>
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My dear friend Paddy and I turned leftover roast chicken into soup. 

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Can't beat a grilled cheese

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Needed something easy for dinner so made all this in the oven/air fryer and microwave 

<div class="md"><p>Needed something easy for dinner so made all this in the oven/air fryer and microwave </p>
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Frozen dinner 

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Sourdough guy here. Tonight we got Costco rotisserie chicken, Swiss, sharp cheddar, some golden valley seasoning sauce, and some garlic chili crisp 

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I did actually flambé with cognac. Got home at 4 and around 8 after more than a few Manhattans, I got hungry. Two hours later, and here we are. Glass of beaujolais not pictured.

<div class="md"><p>I did actually flambé with cognac. Got home at 4 and around 8 after more than a few Manhattans, I got hungry. Two hours later, and here we are. Glass of beaujolais not pictured.</p>
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Poulet Frites with a tarragon and black pepper sauce

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I used the leftovers from my girlfriends work Christmas party. Alfredo pasta, meatballs, one strait habanero hot sauce and cheese and the other Japanese BBQ sauce with a dash of habanero hot sauce. Definitely trial and error with my creations.




<div class="md"><p>I used the leftovers from my girlfriends work Christmas party. Alfredo pasta, meatballs, one strait habanero hot sauce and cheese and the other Japanese BBQ sauce with a dash of habanero hot sauce. Definitely trial and error with my creations.</p>
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Burrito guy back at it again.

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Made my wife a sesame tuna platter for a Christmas party with her bougie tennis club friends (2nd pic), and day drank during the process.  Then I made myself a bougie frozen corn dog 

<div class="md"><p>Side of TITO </p>
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Homemade gnocchi broccoli Italian sausage and garlic 

Remember when people fought for chicken sandwiches at Popeye's? Pepperidge Farm remembers 🤣

Anyway, this isn't that sandwich 😂 but it was still tasty 😄

Prep the fries by cutting potatoes, rinse, then soak in the fridge overnight. Drain and coat with flour seasoned with salt, pepper, paprika, onion, and garlic. Thinly slice an onion and also coat with flour.

Scramble and season eggs the same as the flour then flour. Coat the chicken with flour then mix a little egg into the flour mix until it gets a little chunky, then egg and flour the chicken. Don't forget to save some plain chicken for dog treats 😆

Start cooking some bacon and heating oil. Fry the chicken, fries, and onions, then set on a rack to drain any excess oil.

Since my girl isn't eating meat right now she asked me to make her a veggie burger. While that was cooking I mixed some chipotles in adobo sauce with hidden valley ranch.

Some assembly required at this point but put it together in whatever order you prefer and squish it down to fit in your mouth 🤣 

<div class="md"><p>Remember when people fought for chicken sandwiches at Popeye&#39;s? Pepperidge Farm remembers 🤣</p>

<p>Anyway, this isn&#39;t that sandwich 😂 but it was still tasty 😄</p>

<p>Prep the fries by cutting potatoes, rinse, then soak in the fridge overnight. Drain and coat with flour seasoned with salt, pepper, paprika, onion, and garlic. Thinly slice an onion and also coat with flour.</p>

<p>Scramble and season eggs the same as the flour then flour. Coat the chicken with flour then mix a little egg into the flour mix until it gets a little chunky, then egg and flour the chicken. Don&#39;t forget to save some plain chicken for dog treats 😆</p>

<p>Start cooking some bacon and heating oil. Fry the chicken, fries, and onions, then set on a rack to drain any excess oil.</p>

<p>Since my girl isn&#39;t eating meat right now she asked me to make her a veggie burger. While that was cooking I mixed some chipotles in adobo sauce with hidden valley ranch.</p>

<p>Some assembly required at this point but put it together in whatever order you prefer and squish it down to fit in your mouth 🤣 </p>
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Chicken Sandwich w/ Fries

Thought this was butterscotch and put it on my ice cream. Surprisingly not bad

Drunken Breakfast 

Alabama white BBQ, goat cheese crumbles and truffle glaze on fries. Burnt onion rings cropped out of photo 😅💩

<div class="md"><p>Alabama white BBQ, goat cheese crumbles and truffle glaze on fries. Burnt onion rings cropped out of photo 😅💩</p>
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Tempura chicken sandwich, fries

Birthday brunch 

<div class="md"><p>Pouring a few out(in my mouth) for SG.</p>
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Last 2 night's noms, built for sourdoughguy.

Haters can suck my lil peepee. DM for the address. Taking all cummers.

<div class="md"><p>Haters can suck my lil peepee. DM for the address. Taking all cummers.</p>
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Sourdough guy here. Leftover Venison stew, to Wich I melted jack cheese into, dashed some Worcestershire, and dabbed with garlic chili crisp. Also a dollop of not daisy sourcream. Wonderful.

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME STEWED TOMATO OKRA LIME CHICKEN,,, PLANTAIN WOW COMMA

<div class="md"><p>DO NOT FUCK WITH ME STEWED TOMATO OKRA LIME CHICKEN,,, PLANTAIN WOW COMMA</p>
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Chicken and  rice and “burnt” plantain 

#1 Buffalo tender, tater tot, mac and cheese burrito with some more cheese and bacon, with a little bit of ranch and Japanese BBQ sauce.

#2 Burger I made that i also threw leftover ground sausage, pepper and onion from breakfast in with. This thing was fire.

#3 Thanksgiving burrito. My girlfriend makes killer food. Everything was home made from scratch, except the wrap. I ate these for like 4 days after Thanksgiving.

#4 I believe that was also a Thanksgiving wrap when we still also had garlic and herb roasted sweet potatoes kicking around.

#5 Man I don't even completely remember what the fuck i put in this thing, but it was delicious. It was one of those "all the leftovers go into a wrap" kind of nights for me. I do know there was leftover pot roast beef and onions that I cooked with eggs, some leftover smoked queso, i believe mashed potatoes that I sort of fried up, and I forgot the rest. This thing fuckin slapped.

#6 Smoked queso before I smoked it.

#7 Eggs with cheese, sausage, peppers, onions, and a hatch Chile cream sauce. Made some killer breakfast burritos with that. Not pictured was the bacon that also went into it.

#8 Another smoked queso before I smoked it. Im usually too drunk to remember to take the after picture.


If anyone has interest in more of my "wtf was he thinking" meals, I'll keep snapping photos and try to be a bit more detailed in remembering what I put in stuff. #5 will haunt me forever. I put so many weird things I don't remember into it, and it was so fucking good.

<div class="md"><h1>1 Buffalo tender, tater tot, mac and cheese burrito with some more cheese and bacon, with a little bit of ranch and Japanese BBQ sauce.</h1>

<h1>2 Burger I made that i also threw leftover ground sausage, pepper and onion from breakfast in with. This thing was fire.</h1>

<h1>3 Thanksgiving burrito. My girlfriend makes killer food. Everything was home made from scratch, except the wrap. I ate these for like 4 days after Thanksgiving.</h1>

<h1>4 I believe that was also a Thanksgiving wrap when we still also had garlic and herb roasted sweet potatoes kicking around.</h1>

<h1>5 Man I don&#39;t even completely remember what the fuck i put in this thing, but it was delicious. It was one of those &quot;all the leftovers go into a wrap&quot; kind of nights for me. I do know there was leftover pot roast beef and onions that I cooked with eggs, some leftover smoked queso, i believe mashed potatoes that I sort of fried up, and I forgot the rest. This thing fuckin slapped.</h1>

<h1>6 Smoked queso before I smoked it.</h1>

<h1>7 Eggs with cheese, sausage, peppers, onions, and a hatch Chile cream sauce. Made some killer breakfast burritos with that. Not pictured was the bacon that also went into it.</h1>

<h1>8 Another smoked queso before I smoked it. Im usually too drunk to remember to take the after picture.</h1>

<p>If anyone has interest in more of my &quot;wtf was he thinking&quot; meals, I&#39;ll keep snapping photos and try to be a bit more detailed in remembering what I put in stuff. #5 will haunt me forever. I put so many weird things I don&#39;t remember into it, and it was so fucking good.</p>
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Some of my recent drunk/high burritos and stuff.

<div class="md"><p>With Tajin sprinkled on of course </p>
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Butter fried tortillas

My greatest travesty, bacon bits coated chicken cutlet

Homemade vegetable broth with top ramen noodles , eggs, Bella mushrooms, Thai chilies, sliced carrots and cabbage.    Spices are a secret 🤫 

<div class="md"><p>Homemade vegetable broth with top ramen noodles , eggs, Bella mushrooms, Thai chilies, sliced carrots and cabbage.    Spices are a secret 🤫 </p>
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Bullshit ramen

Corned Beef Hash and Eggs and onions and feta

Witness my abomination- scrambled eggs with Flamin Hot mac n cheese mix

Pile of fried chicken cutlets extra garlic 

Didn’t get the money shot, sorry, was inebriated 

<div class="md"><p>Didn’t get the money shot, sorry, was inebriated </p>
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Bone In Ribeye

Randomly decided to make some rice Krispy treats. I had these different chocolate and peanut butter chips left over from something else too. 

<div class="md"><p>A wholesome simple something. </p>
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Beans an Rice

**Welcome to DC, where success is measured in not burning down your kitchen!**

From a can of beans over a trash can fire, to a fancy dinner, if copious amounts of booze were involved, it belongs here.

Have a hilarious story involving you waking up to a smoke filled kitchen while passed out on your dinner table?  

Ever get shit-faced and cooked the best god damned Crème fraiche ever?  

Have a recipe for Jägermeister Pancakes or Whiskey Chili?  

Check out **[the rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/drunkencookery/about/rules/)** and then share your creations here.


Born out of /r/ribporn.

Other places that are good:

[drunkencookery GONE WILD!](http://www.reddit.com/r/drunkencookerygw)

[Barroomheroes](http://www.reddit.com/r/barroomheroes)

[DrunkenGamery](http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkenGamery)

For none drunken cookery, please visit [/r/food](https://reddit.com/r/food)

You should also check out /r/tastyfood for a super friendly food community!

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We are working on a cookbook.  Drunken masterpieces go in [this thread!](http://www.reddit.com/r/drunkencookery/comments/zqkne/introducing_the_drunkenomicon_project/)

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Header done by durchii.  Obviously.

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***Proud haters of the Huffington Post since 2014.***

<div class="md"><p><strong>Welcome to DC, where success is measured in not burning down your kitchen!</strong></p>

<p>From a can of beans over a trash can fire, to a fancy dinner, if copious amounts of booze were involved, it belongs here.</p>

<p>Have a hilarious story involving you waking up to a smoke filled kitchen while passed out on your dinner table?  </p>

<p>Ever get shit-faced and cooked the best god damned Crème fraiche ever?  </p>

<p>Have a recipe for Jägermeister Pancakes or Whiskey Chili?  </p>

<p>Check out <strong><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunkencookery/about/rules/">the rules</a></strong> and then share your creations here.</p>

<p>Born out of <a href="/r/ribporn">/r/ribporn</a>.</p>

<p>Other places that are good:</p>

<p><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/drunkencookerygw">drunkencookery GONE WILD!</a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/barroomheroes">Barroomheroes</a></p>

<p><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkenGamery">DrunkenGamery</a></p>

<p>For none drunken cookery, please visit <a href="https://reddit.com/r/food">/r/food</a></p>

<p>You should also check out <a href="/r/tastyfood">/r/tastyfood</a> for a super friendly food community!</p>

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<p>We are working on a cookbook.  Drunken masterpieces go in <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/drunkencookery/comments/zqkne/introducing_the_drunkenomicon_project/">this thread!</a></p>

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<p>Header done by durchii.  Obviously.</p>

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<p><strong><em>Proud haters of the Huffington Post since 2014.</em></strong></p>
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<div class="md"><p>DrunkenCoookery: Just like yo&#39; mama used to beat it.</p>
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