It’s crazy to think we are all here on this planet on the same time and we’re all going to die soon and our matter is going to get recycled into something else. I think about dying a lot when I’m drunk. I wonder if that’s common. Sometimes I look at the stars and think about how their light is from thousands of years ago. I wish I could be a warrior. I like being a mom and I love my son but I also wish I was a viking. I think I was born in the wrong time. Anyway this is all a simulation probably.

Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap?

Do it ya bastards

Side note: Does wine make anyone else feel… a certain kind of way?

Got the new harder piña colada flavour will update tonight on if it was worth it

I'm talking like the drink you'll order when you're out for dinner; casual drinking, not drinking to get drunk.

I'm pretty much a red wine only drinker, but I do love a good negroni when I'm out. Looking for more drinks to enjoy that aren't wine!

I only like drinking shots with a sip for chaser, I dislike drinking other boozes because they make me need to pee so much and I don't like spending the whole night on the loo or thinking "do I need to pee?" And everything is too fizzy, hurts my stomach and fills me up making me feel like vomiting.

1-2 shots, that beginner buzz has me set and dopamine filled for 40mins-2 hours another shot to hold up that buzz, 1-2 more after 1.5 hours and I'm at my peak.

Then there's a little come down after my peak, 1 more and then youtube docs and passing out.

Sometimes I even use water as a chaser so my stomach doesn't get upset.

How about you? What's your favorite way to drink?

Have had a few shots, now I'm laying in bed and having a good night, staying up a bit later than I want to (work tomorrow) but I'll still have 7 hours sleep if I fall asleep in a few hours hehe.

Getting drunk at night while it's quiet, you're warm and watching your favourite things is so peak.

Anybody else?

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Gimme your best funny music!

LLookim a guy, and i love bar. Alchol

I was having a bowl of weed with my little bro tonight after I had drank a bit. We were smoking my known good weed. About halfway through our first bowl he had asked if I could grab him a bottle of water. I ofc did and brought him the cup of ice as he asked. Whenever I gave it to him he LITERALLY collapsed out of nice bench we were smoking on. I thought he may have been seizing and so I automatically did all the immediate first aid shit I could do. Once I was able to make sure he was coucious I ran down to wake my parents. My mother tried to berate me for smoking weed and I was like I'm a disabled veteran who is a registered medical recipient. My dad had to shut it down saying look 13SpiderMonkeys made sure [our son] was safe before he came to us. My dad made sure to tell me good job [13SpiderMonkeys] you did good. Shit is just now hitting me how much shit my little bro could have been in.

I've done it before, I'll do it again.

If you want to pander, here's my last.fm.

The slower, the better. Oh oh also anything gazy. Or perhaps just post whatever, it's gotta be pretty bad for me to mulligan it straight up. But I do reserve the right.

I’m drunk and reminded how alone I am. I was hoping to try on my new pup hood and maybe find some people to hang with, but instead I can tell I’m just the gross fat guy no one would even consider. My license is expired by a day, so I can’t get into most safe places. Im all alone, in a frozen car, getting nothing from anyone. I’m always gonna be all alone. I just wish someone understood