https://old.reddit.com/r/drunk/comments/1gxp6tw/i_got_way_too_drunk_on_4_beers_yesterday_and_i/

So here we are, 1 full week after I was told I'd get results. This process has been ridiculously difficult. The computer system wouldn't accept any reason outside of employment as a reason for the drug test so they ran it as a random. I'm coming to the conclusion that the lack of an employer in this process has made it more difficult. There's A LOT more to this story but this isn't a rant.

A week of phone calls and dead end automated systems later and I finally get my results. THEY DIDN'T TEST FOR BENZOS. This process has been so absurd it feels like a really shitty prank show. Something somehow went wrong at literally every opportunity.

So the answer to the "did I get roofied" question remains unanswered. I was advised to call the collection site to see if they still have the sample but that'll have to wait until tomorrow, I'm getting drunk for now.

Bottle two of red wine 🍷

Go to a bar, act like you put something in someone’s drink, then “get caught” and say I’ll drink the entire thing to prove I didn’t. You’re welcome.

There's one person that brought out violence in me twice so far. Nothing extreme. But they're just an awful person that doesn't know how to keep their mouth shut.

cannot walk, or Tyler;!! Okay sorry

And I’m definitely going to need some company if I am going to finish it tonight, because it’s for sure been a Monday!

Name any professional wrestler ever and I'll drink.