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President-Elect Joe Biden Full Victory Speech

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2020/11/08
02:23 UTC

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CNN's Van Jones brought to tears as Joe Biden wins US election

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2020/11/07
19:40 UTC

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It's a sad day when you realize that Typhoid Donny fits all 3 psychological criterion for the dark triad

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2020/10/09
00:27 UTC

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Here are the lyrics and recording to "Never Vote For Trump," to the tune of the Kat McSnatch song "You Are a (Kun+)." Let's make this go viral somehow, just in time for the election.

"Never Vote For Trump," a parody / contrafactum of Kat McSnatch's "You Are A ---t"

I would like to record this new parody, but I can't find a 100% instrumental version of "You Are A ---t." This is the so-called "Karaoke Version" but words are still sung/spoken here and there, especially in the chorus. I don't like to sing my new parody over those words, because two songs being sung at the same time doesn't make for a good recording. So can somebody please make a totally-instrumental version of that song so that I can record my singing over it?

RECORDING: https://soundcloud.com/thesonofway/never-vote-for-trump (Acappella because there is no 100% instrumental version of Kat McSnatch's song available.)

LYRICS:

There is a message that I must now relay,

Brought t'you by The Son Of W.A.Y.

You know that braggart and New Yorker who's pres'dent 45?

For whose polls and ratings, I am waiting, to take a deep nosedive.


Chorus

Don't vote for Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,

Just never vote for Trump,

Remember that whatever you do,

Don't vote for Donald Trump.

Don't vote for Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,

Donald (Johnny / plucking / trucking) Trump,

Orange man won't do good for you,

Just don't choose Donald Trump.


He's known to lie a lot, yep, that's right, lie a lot,

Dodged the draft sev'ral times, to avoid Vietnam,

He tweets a lot of messages that are just awkward reads,

And he takes a bunch of credit for other people's deeds!

(Spoken) Why won't this orange dude resign already?


Chorus

Don't vote for Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,

Just never vote for Trump,

Remember that whatever you do,

Don't vote for Donald Trump.

Don't vote for Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,

Donald (Johnny / plucking / trucking) Trump,

Orange man won't do good for you,

Just don't choose Donald Trump.


Remember that he interrupted during the debates way, way too many times.

He's known to lie a lot, 'bout his acc'lades, and what-not,

And he tried to just strip bare, public Obamacare.

He puts the interests of the top 1% first, you see

He won't care much about the poor and common, much like you and me.


Chorus

Don't vote for Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,

Just never vote for Trump,

Remember that whatever you do,

Don't vote for Donald Trump.

Don't vote for Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump,

Donald (Johnny / plucking / trucking) Trump,

Orange man won't do good for you,

Just don't choose Donald Trump.


Now, how can we make this go viral just in time for the election?

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2020/10/06
07:07 UTC

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"Look at this"

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2020/08/07
22:57 UTC

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Science should not try to save our lives.

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2020/07/17
05:48 UTC

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Trump Logic

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2020/07/17
03:46 UTC

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Australian fast food chain commercial (chicken treat). I'm surprised he hasn't declared war on us yet.

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2019/05/17
10:48 UTC

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Tucker Carlson lies about actions of protestors at his house. Turns out there were legal observers present, and police, and there is a police report. This is my surprised face :\

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2018/11/12
23:06 UTC

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