/r/DivorcedBirds
For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists. Please post pictures of birds who look like they are twice divorced (or more!) and an original caption about their backstory.
Pictures/Videos must be of actual birds (feathered fowl), not human women, not art or paintings or photoshopped. No dead birds.
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For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists. Please post pictures of birds who look like they are twice divorced (or more!)
Pictures submitted must be of actual birds (feathered fowl), not human women, not photoshopped.
/r/DivorcedBirds
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Jerry struggled with the concept of personal space... which made dating - um, awkward.
1 Comment
2024/06/29
05:35 UTC
05:35 UTC
94
The nickname Karen didn't even begin to describe how ruthless she was when going through divorce proceedings...
5 Comments
2024/06/23
15:16 UTC
15:16 UTC
48
That wincing look when Maddie's spouse does that thing she just can't stand. He's on her last nerve, and every time he does it, she holds herself back from snapping, "THAT'S IT! I'M FILING FOR DIVORCE!!"
1 Comment
2024/06/22
17:17 UTC
17:17 UTC
108
Clarissa and Vanessa sat on the western most veranda of the estate and reminisced on their poor departed husbands. I mean, what were the odds of both of them crashing their jets on the same day? But life is funny that way they supposed.
3 Comments
2024/06/21
20:52 UTC
20:52 UTC
17
Tom knew if he was caught peeping again Sally would leave him. But he just couldn’t stay away.
0 Comments
2024/06/20
19:05 UTC
19:05 UTC
37
Paul had finally given in to his true love, ballet. He was sorry Cindy didn’t understand, but he knew he had to forsake all else if he was going to be the next Baryshnikov.
0 Comments
2024/06/20
19:02 UTC
19:02 UTC
56
Robin couldn’t believe it! All she wanted was a few hours with some friends, maybe grab a few worms together. Is that too much to ask? But no, Brad left the kids alone again! This was the last straw!
0 Comments
2024/06/20
18:59 UTC
18:59 UTC
28
As Steve walked away from his wife of 11 years, he stopped to ponder what it will be like to be free as a bird again.
0 Comments
2024/06/20
18:55 UTC
18:55 UTC
57
When Ozzie’s wife threatened to throw him out he didn’t think she meant it literally.
2 Comments
2024/06/20
08:56 UTC
08:56 UTC
50
Now single, Morris had no one to tell him his clothes were too loud. He often left social events cringing with embarrassment.
4 Comments
2024/06/19
18:52 UTC
18:52 UTC
109
She looked at Alan regretfully, wondering how to explain that she’d filed. No matter how many bees he caught, Alan would never be her honey again.
2 Comments
2024/06/16
12:40 UTC
12:40 UTC
101
Freed from the stifling moral confines of her marriage to Rocky, Henny could finally explore her kinks fully and shamelessly. Her Tender match thought it was an odd request, but he was just the GGG kind of guy Henny needed at this point in her life.
4 Comments
2024/06/15
16:49 UTC
16:49 UTC
65
Fiona left me because I wouldn’t explain why I’m sometimes out all night. I couldn’t tell her. I am the Batman.
3 Comments
2024/06/15
12:49 UTC
12:49 UTC
108
She lives in my old house by the pond. Make sure no one sees you. My murder and I will get you half the fish now and half after I do my sad widower act after the funeral.
2 Comments
2024/06/09
21:11 UTC
21:11 UTC
59
"If you don't do something in bed besides sleep, Bob, I'm leaving!"
1 Comment
2024/06/08
05:48 UTC
05:48 UTC
65
Charlene knew she was a total spouse magnet but could her lifestyle sustain all her ex's she wondered; while sunbathing in the Bahamas and eyeing potential spouse number 4.
1 Comment
2024/06/04
22:37 UTC
22:37 UTC
71
Years after his painful split with Noreen, Wilbur dipped a tentative claw in the dating pool. He thought his new haircut would help his chances with the ladies.
3 Comments
2024/06/04
01:09 UTC
01:09 UTC
74
Wilbert was done. He packed his bags and called a taxi to take him to the airport, and away from Araminta and her awful family. It was time to put himself first for a change.
2 Comments
2024/06/02
18:33 UTC
18:33 UTC
19
Mina couldn't get over how romantic Claude was...they were sharing a milkshake and she felt like may be he could be the one (again).
0 Comments
2024/06/02
17:45 UTC
17:45 UTC
106
Let's face it Karl, we've tried everything. Marriage counseling, date nights, couples massages, and we flew off to "romantic getaways" (that ended up not romantic). Hell, we even tried polyamory and drugs. Nothing left to try, I still can't stand to be in the same tree with your ass.
4 Comments
2024/06/01
16:49 UTC
16:49 UTC
60
"We're divorced, Evelyn. Stop following me!"
4 Comments
2024/05/28
06:03 UTC
06:03 UTC
46
Ben, the Sandwich Tern, was devastated when Mary told him they were finished and she knew about his little early morning rendezvous with the Common Tern over by the dunes. How had he let all this happen. He was so sad and ashamed he could barely fly away.
0 Comments
2024/05/27
15:39 UTC
15:39 UTC
123
As Ben was picking his kids up for his the weekend, he really wanted to turn around and beg Emma to take him back.
2 Comments
2024/05/26
06:27 UTC
06:27 UTC