/r/DivorcedBirds
For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists. Please post pictures of birds who look like they are twice divorced (or more!) and an original caption about their backstory.
Pictures/Videos must be of actual birds (feathered fowl), not human women, not art or paintings or photoshopped. No dead birds.
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Be nice or leave.
For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists. Please post pictures of birds who look like they are twice divorced (or more!)
Pictures submitted must be of actual birds (feathered fowl), not human women, not photoshopped.
/r/DivorcedBirds
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"Go over there, ask her out, dude. You've been divorced long enough, time to move on to the next bird". With his wingmen all rooting for him, Todd walked toward her but froze - He's older, his feathers are thin, and his bachelor nest sucks because he's poor now. What cute chick would want him now?
2 Comments
2024/11/29
21:16 UTC
21:16 UTC
586
Right after the divorce was final, Sandra nursed her resentment and the nose job that Joe didn't want her to get. But the resentment would go and the nose job would stay as part of her fabulous new life.
2 Comments
2024/11/29
18:01 UTC
18:01 UTC
530
Bob tried to find Katie’s furry costume fun and sexy, but in the end they couldn’t make it work.
7 Comments
2024/11/28
18:10 UTC
18:10 UTC
1,040
“I got bangs!” Liz’s friends just stared. “I know you girls said to wait until I was less emotional, but I just REALLY needed the change, you know? What do you think??” Their silence was deafening.
12 Comments
2024/11/28
05:10 UTC
05:10 UTC
327
Kathy’s gal pals grinned and gave her thumbs up. She was trying line dancing at their insistence that she “get back in the dating saddle.” But getting through this night without melting into a puddle of embarrassment was going to require several more glasses of liquid courage.
1 Comment
2024/11/27
21:04 UTC
21:04 UTC
256
Ximena refused to pay any attention to the man who catfished her. She ignored him and saved the lesson in her mind. (Source: https://petapixel.com/2024/11/26/the-final-25-images-of-the-wildlife-photographer-of-the-year-peoples-choice-awards-2024-natural-history-museum/)
0 Comments
2024/11/27
16:50 UTC
16:50 UTC
1,117
Dressed up in his formal suit, a quick armpit check, and Doug was ready to go out, be single, and drink doubles.
7 Comments
2024/11/26
17:08 UTC
17:08 UTC
411
Susie's big secret is that she hasn't bathed since she and Stone split. Susie could still smell him on her feathers, and she's just not ready to let go.
5 Comments
2024/11/25
11:03 UTC
11:03 UTC
400
Deanie was desperately awaiting the TV repairman, mostly because she was counting on a steady stream of Hallmark romance movies to get her through her first Christmas without Carl.
3 Comments
2024/11/24
18:13 UTC
18:13 UTC
1,185
Mark left Bruce literally waiting in the cold for the last time. This was the last time that he would put up with it. He might be cute and round, but that didn't mean he couldn't get mad.
7 Comments
2024/11/23
18:28 UTC
18:28 UTC
1,809
Charlie went all out this Valentine's day. He was literally wearing his heart(s) on his sleeve. He walked into the singles mixer full of optimism and hope.
12 Comments
2024/11/22
21:29 UTC
21:29 UTC
115
Their kids' teacher was going to give Brenda and Bob one minute to fight it out -- the last thing Billy needed was for them to get kicked out before the talent show.
0 Comments
2024/11/22
20:59 UTC
20:59 UTC
374
Lonely, agitated, and looking to re-live his youthful years before Beryl, Theo found that building a little blanket fort in the living room wasn't nearly as fun as his childhood memories made it seem.
3 Comments
2024/11/22
16:36 UTC
16:36 UTC
255
"Okay, self, it's not cool to stare at girls nowadays. Don't stare at her... don't stare..."
0 Comments
2024/11/22
00:42 UTC
00:42 UTC
1,069
Her kids have trust funds
Here is a better photo since the last we posted was a little fuzzy. @natespidgeonportraits @mayne.stream.media
2 Comments
2024/11/19
02:00 UTC
02:00 UTC
83
Todd could feel his mother's disapproving glare. He had tried to explain his need to express his anguish over Stacie dumping him, but she insisted it was "just a phase" and he would "molt out of it". She would never understand his pain, the darkness of his soul.
1 Comment
2024/11/18
05:50 UTC
05:50 UTC
665
Took him for everything
@natespidgeonsportraits @mayne.stream.media
1 Comment
2024/11/18
03:39 UTC
03:39 UTC
109
Six months after she moved out, Ashley regained the confidence to hit the bar with lower back tattoo on full display.
3 Comments
2024/11/18
01:40 UTC
01:40 UTC
587
Colette’s fourth divorce had only been finalized a week ago, but she was ready to flaunt her boldest crimson lipstick and new couture feathered cape for a night out at the speakeasy. She hoped to catch the eye of some suave young dandy. Society gossips be damned!
Photo taken by my good friend and Australian wildlife hobbyist, Andrew Cameron (Instagram handle @this_is_ac)
6 Comments
2024/11/17
19:36 UTC
19:36 UTC
154
We don't talk anymore ( Asian Green Bee-eater)
0 Comments
2024/11/17
16:43 UTC
16:43 UTC
155
Nick had had ENOUGH. He told Loretta he was headed to the corner store for cigarettes and slammed the door behind him. He wasn’t ready to be a father. No, instead he would finally hitchhike across Route 66 like he’d always wanted to as a teen. He was gone, and he was never looking back.
0 Comments
2024/11/17
03:56 UTC
03:56 UTC
475
Fran tiptoed to the front door and quietly put one eye to the peep hole. Marty hadn’t taken the breakup well. For the third day in a row, he was camped on her stoop hoping for a chance to beg her to take him back. She’d resorted to sneaking out the garage and just hoped Marty wouldn’t catch on.
1 Comment
2024/11/16
07:20 UTC
07:20 UTC
51
Mika just couldn’t deal with the smoke, so she kicked Bruce out for good. Now they could both appreciate the fresh air!
0 Comments
2024/11/15
21:02 UTC
21:02 UTC