/r/DivorcedBirds
For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists. Please post pictures of birds who look like they are twice divorced (or more!) and an original caption about their backstory.
Pictures/Videos must be of actual birds (feathered fowl), not human women, not art or paintings or photoshopped. No dead birds.
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For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists. Please post pictures of birds who look like they are twice divorced (or more!)
Pictures submitted must be of actual birds (feathered fowl), not human women, not photoshopped.
/r/DivorcedBirds
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I'm not sure if I can love again, I have to protect my heart somehow....
20:08 UTC
George Looked back in disgust as his X Linda dropped trou and mooned him from the front yard, Little Timmy and Tanya looked on with sad eyes.
19:05 UTC
Amara was being featured on the cover of Vogue when she received a "tweet" that her husband Jess was divorcing her. He couldn't handle her fame, her glory... Yet she was a farm girl from a small town who happened to be stunning. Her heart was broken. The photog caught her stoic agony brilliantly.
18:29 UTC
Scarlett knew that she had to get back her power after her soon to be ex husband brought that floozy to the club. She put on her new red dress, matching hat, high heels and pearls to show everyone who had the upper hand.
03:38 UTC
Tina the Tundra Swan had slowly worked her way near the Steve and his buds so she could hear what they were saying about her. She was newly single and all the single guys were talking. (Continued below)
She couldn’t help but snort when Steve said, “Yeah, I’d hit that. All night long.” Tina thought to herself, sure you would minuteman Steve. Tina’s girlfriend told her Steve was good for about a minute then asleep in 30 seconds and the only thing Steve was doing all night long was snoring and farting. Hard pass.
22:36 UTC
In hindsight, Laurel had quietly endured his abuse for too long. Then again, she would never have imagined that one of his drunken rages would send her to the hospital with a brain injury. It was only her determination to see her ex-husband behind bars that had kept her alive.
20:38 UTC
When she was young, Jade's parents had pressured her to give up on her dreams of independence, and she had complied. Later her husband pressured her to give up her bike and hobbies, and she complied. But she refuses to bring her daughters into the same cruel patriarchal system. Time to hit the road!
20:15 UTC
Red was so done with Martha’s BS. “Talk to the claw”, he said.
18:02 UTC
Wilson may have walked out on her because the babies look way too much like her big-beaked blond boss, but Tina knows the whole truth: They definitely ARE Wilson's...Well, probably anyway. Close enough.
17:24 UTC
Loretta’s elegant night at the opera was way overdue. What would Johnny say if he could see her now?
04:49 UTC
Peggy the Pelican waited hours for Bob to come back with the big fish he promised.
When she finally went looking for him, she found him snuggled up with a couple of bimbos who were always hanging out at the marina mooching free fish. She hung in the air, glaring at him with murder in her eyes. Bob froze like a deer in the headlights but silently swore to himself, if he survived the day, he would put an ocean of space between himself and this angry woman.
01:36 UTC
Greg has completely forgotten to flirt, Patricia just isn’t feeling it…
22:31 UTC
“The goslings are safe with a sitter!” declared Mark as Mandy assaulted him for spending his parenting weekend on the links
20:42 UTC
Harley had a reputation around town as a kinky bird. Miranda indulged him sometimes but apparently not enough as he began to look outside his third marriage once again. Miranda came home one day from shopping to find Harley still strung up to the bed posts….
20:22 UTC
Bernard was an influential Wall Street stockbroker, which is why he was also now in his third f**king divorce. Three alimony checks, more debt than he could shake a feather at... As he looked around his penthouse in NYC, he realized. He had no choice. It was time for a Ponzi Scheme.
16:50 UTC
Peter had finally worked up the courage to go to the "singles mixer" in the church basement, but as he was about to go in, Midge, his two-timing ex, showed up. He did his best to not be seen by her, since he did not want to appear desperate.
16:16 UTC
It’s 6am, the camera chimes, your ex is at the door - Another day pretending you’re not home
Bro, get over it - ITS OVER
14:10 UTC
Kes knew it as over. He was gone. The divorce was final. But she still loved him. As she cried, and her mascara ran down her face, she noticed that sexy hunk of feathers moving in next door.
10:02 UTC
This sub has really been delivering lately. TY
04:55 UTC
It was too late to save his marriage, but Phil was ready to finally get in touch with his sexy side. A racy boudoir photoshoot would be the perfect way to introduce the new him. The effect was perhaps slightly undercut by his insistence on continuing to use the nickname "Floompy".
22:50 UTC
Two birds have to share the warm chimney smoke in the snowstorm. They look annoyed.
13:07 UTC
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