/r/DivorcedBirds
For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists. Please post pictures of birds who look like they are twice divorced (or more!) and an original caption about their backstory.
Pictures/Videos must be of actual birds (feathered fowl), not human women, not art or paintings or photoshopped. No dead birds.
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Be nice or leave.
For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists. Please post pictures of birds who look like they are twice divorced (or more!)
Pictures submitted must be of actual birds (feathered fowl), not human women, not photoshopped.
/r/DivorcedBirds
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Lonely, agitated, and looking to re-live his youthful years before Beryl, Theo found that building a little blanket fort in the living room wasn't nearly as fun as his childhood memories made it seem.
1 Comment
2024/11/22
16:36 UTC
16:36 UTC
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"Okay, self, it's not cool to stare at girls nowadays. Don't stare at her... don't stare..."
0 Comments
2024/11/22
00:42 UTC
00:42 UTC
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Her kids have trust funds
Here is a better photo since the last we posted was a little fuzzy. @natespidgeonportraits @mayne.stream.media
2 Comments
2024/11/19
02:00 UTC
02:00 UTC
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Todd could feel his mother's disapproving glare. He had tried to explain his need to express his anguish over Stacie dumping him, but she insisted it was "just a phase" and he would "molt out of it". She would never understand his pain, the darkness of his soul.
1 Comment
2024/11/18
05:50 UTC
05:50 UTC
638
Took him for everything
@natespidgeonsportraits @mayne.stream.media
1 Comment
2024/11/18
03:39 UTC
03:39 UTC
97
Six months after she moved out, Ashley regained the confidence to hit the bar with lower back tattoo on full display.
2 Comments
2024/11/18
01:40 UTC
01:40 UTC
561
Colette’s fourth divorce had only been finalized a week ago, but she was ready to flaunt her boldest crimson lipstick and new couture feathered cape for a night out at the speakeasy. She hoped to catch the eye of some suave young dandy. Society gossips be damned!
Photo taken by my good friend and Australian wildlife hobbyist, Andrew Cameron (Instagram handle @this_is_ac)
6 Comments
2024/11/17
19:36 UTC
19:36 UTC
146
We don't talk anymore ( Asian Green Bee-eater)
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2024/11/17
16:43 UTC
16:43 UTC
150
Nick had had ENOUGH. He told Loretta he was headed to the corner store for cigarettes and slammed the door behind him. He wasn’t ready to be a father. No, instead he would finally hitchhike across Route 66 like he’d always wanted to as a teen. He was gone, and he was never looking back.
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2024/11/17
03:56 UTC
03:56 UTC
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Fran tiptoed to the front door and quietly put one eye to the peep hole. Marty hadn’t taken the breakup well. For the third day in a row, he was camped on her stoop hoping for a chance to beg her to take him back. She’d resorted to sneaking out the garage and just hoped Marty wouldn’t catch on.
1 Comment
2024/11/16
07:20 UTC
07:20 UTC
51
Mika just couldn’t deal with the smoke, so she kicked Bruce out for good. Now they could both appreciate the fresh air!
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2024/11/15
21:02 UTC
21:02 UTC
573
Karl sat in burdened silence. He was acutely aware of why his actions caused Carmen to leave him. Could he truly become a better bird? Or was he destined to live his life on repeat.
7 Comments
2024/11/15
17:39 UTC
17:39 UTC
114
Malorie has been told her eyes were as blue as the waters of Pasqyra Beach. However, her temperament is more like the Black Sea which also explains her failed relationships.
6 Comments
2024/11/14
22:11 UTC
22:11 UTC
86
Deciding to hold the divorce support group meetings in the Kroger parking lot was a real no-brainer, considering that was where most of the guys were living now, anyway.
2 Comments
2024/11/12
22:44 UTC
22:44 UTC
32
Tony Manero, the boogie-bird, finally ditched Stephanie and strutted back to the dance floor, shaking his tail feathers for his next glitterball solo.
1 Comment
2024/11/12
21:18 UTC
21:18 UTC
69
Another run-in with her intolerable, over-stepping ex mother-in-law, another screeching, full volume lecture about "grandparent's rights."
1 Comment
2024/11/12
14:40 UTC
14:40 UTC
6
She's ready to tell her story
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2024/11/06
21:55 UTC
21:55 UTC
48
Dave forgot the top rule in his post-divorce glow-up at the gym: never skip leg day.
0 Comments
2024/11/06
17:03 UTC
17:03 UTC
29
First she cheated. Then she got half including the house. Now he's living with her in my old house. This will not be tolerated.
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2024/11/06
17:00 UTC
17:00 UTC
29
Mike was shocked that Angie had already moved on after they just broke up. She must have been cheating since its only been an hour!?!
0 Comments
2024/11/06
11:08 UTC
11:08 UTC
59
Constance wasn't known for her subtlety-something her 3 ex's could not handle. She leaned into her fantastical approach to life and made an entrance wherever she went!
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2024/11/05
23:36 UTC
23:36 UTC
71
Shocked that no-fault divorce is now being threatened politically, Marge and the gals fuel up before getting in line to VOTE.
1 Comment
2024/11/05
14:06 UTC
14:06 UTC