/r/DivorcedBirds

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For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists. Please post pictures of birds who look like they are twice divorced (or more!) and an original caption about their backstory.

Pictures/Videos must be of actual birds (feathered fowl), not human women, not art or paintings or photoshopped. No dead birds.

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For pictures of fabulous fowl who look like serial monogamists. Please post pictures of birds who look like they are twice divorced (or more!)

Pictures submitted must be of actual birds (feathered fowl), not human women, not photoshopped.

/r/DivorcedBirds

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Over breakfast Jefferson Jr. realized he hadn’t seen his dad in so long, he didn’t even miss him anymore. Mom was all he needed. Happy Mother’s Day 🐦

0 Comments
2024/05/12
12:00 UTC

49

When Henrietta said she was going to leave, Rex did the only think he could think of in the heat of the moment: "If you leave or divorce me, I''m going to flush myself"

1 Comment
2024/05/11
01:22 UTC

73

Constance put on her best face, got her perm done, and was ready to re-enter the dating scene.

2 Comments
2024/05/09
18:08 UTC

101

“Medea knew her husband’s excuse about it being better for the kids for him to shack up with a younger, richer girl was bullshit, but soon he’d see. Soon they’d all see.”

3 Comments
2024/05/07
21:07 UTC

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Frank had been pacing for an hour in his metallic blue tuxedo & Mildred was STILL trying on dresses. "I like the flare, but does this make me look fat?" Frank replied, "Honey, your back-side is so big, if you were a yellow-rumped warbler, fledgelings would try to ride your ass to school."

1 Comment
2024/05/06
01:30 UTC

29

Kim always put Jae down calling him hideous. Look at Jae now! Handsome is an understatement

0 Comments
2024/05/04
08:20 UTC

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Marlene and Tom were in an unexpected relationship, but she finally felt comfortable and safe.

0 Comments
2024/05/03
15:24 UTC

31

"This is why I don't take you out any more!"

1 Comment
2024/04/29
21:04 UTC

29

When Wilma saw him flying by with his mistress she was more than a little shocked.

3 Comments
2024/04/24
17:25 UTC

95

So, a pedicure? Maybe it's time to try something unusual...

1 Comment
2024/04/24
17:04 UTC

72

Damn Paparazzi, Sam didn't need his 3rd marriage ruined by the photos of him and the nanny.

2 Comments
2024/04/23
19:11 UTC

59

Priscilla was pissed (then again, she's always pissed - this isn't anything new), but this time, she was pissed that she saw Roger flirting with the new chick and SHE. WASN'T. HAVING. IT. This new chick is about to find out who runs this roost.

1 Comment
2024/04/22
15:30 UTC

48

Dave left home despite his ankle monitor for restraining order violation, he just had to go back see if any guys were hooking up with his Ex Danielle. Dave is about to go through some shit.

0 Comments
2024/04/21
20:17 UTC

38

Rebecca was tired of Marshall’s wandering eye. Little did he know, he would not be getting any “tail” from her anytime soon.

0 Comments
2024/04/21
20:16 UTC

46

"My wife will never find us here..."

0 Comments
2024/04/20
23:27 UTC

19

"Heeey, baby, wanna help me celebrate the divorce?"

https://preview.redd.it/q1zj2urqspvc1.jpg?width=1335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4f58b8fb388b7de5c99cb434c5f12561fede7d

(My own picture of a Roseate Spoonbill, looking like he's on the prowl again after 30 years...)

0 Comments
2024/04/20
22:58 UTC

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Gloria didn’t have to say a word. ‘Talk to the hand, Arnold.’ And Arnold knew that by “hand” she meant her lawyer.

0 Comments
2024/04/20
03:45 UTC

73

Hellen knew vaping was bad for her, but without Ken nagging her anymore, she could do what she wanted.

1 Comment
2024/04/18
23:00 UTC

38

“For the last time, Jason, I saw you with her. Stop telling me you were visiting your sister! And don’t let the branches hit you on the way out.”

0 Comments
2024/04/18
20:08 UTC

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