/r/DenverCirclejerk
Circle Jerk.
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Group Hug
I think alot of us were planning on celebrating this past week, and were gut punched by quite the opposite news. Should we all meet up for a group hug or something? I think a lot of people could use it and we should be proud of ourselves for trying.
BST jokes welcome but I am serious about the group hug.
09:26 UTC
Terrible Tragedy, 3 dead in a BST in local apartment complex
06:29 UTC
DIY license plate?
23:32 UTC
To the bus parked across Broadway right now
wtf?
23:31 UTC
Nothing beats waking up at 4 am and spending 3 hours in traffic just to stand in line and vape
Hit me up if you want a rip of pineapple diesel
19:21 UTC
LPT: If you hit your BST yearly visit limit talk to Backdoor Roth down on Federal and Evans.
That is all. Namaste ✌️
18:57 UTC
Petition to have this as our holiday avatar for its gorgeous namoiste goodness
16:48 UTC
It snowed in your neighborhood too!?!
That's amazing.
15:37 UTC
Did anyone see the big blue horse with red eyes and cock at DIA? I saw it and wasn’t sure it was real.
15:36 UTC
He didn't "disappear," he just moved to Colfax.
15:16 UTC
Why did the CIA target my house with a power outage?
Doesn’t anyone find it strange that during a snowstorm, the power went out? At just my house? Surely nefarious forces are at work here.
I didn’t even bother looking outside to see if my neighbors houses were affected, checking a down outage maps or the website. I just can’t straight to Reddit to find out if of the CIA is getting back at me for for the gram of dirt weed I smuggled in college.
08:58 UTC
Anyone see the flashing blue and red lights on Colfax and federal?
The red and blue lights started flashing and the power went out in my tent. Anyone else experiencing this?
Could it be that I did too much fent? Or is the government finally coming to take my guns?
Thanks in advance for helping a concerned native.
Namaste.
05:45 UTC
I thought we were promised 6in but it feels more like 2
Wtf, where’d all the snow go? I’m feeling extremely dissatisfied
02:59 UTC
On my way to BTS
Just got my windows cleaned at the stop light I’m on my way don’t hold up please invite Boebert and have the sidewalks shovel I just got this thing I don’t know how to drive unless the left lanes open ttyl gotta get a vape then to the tent
23:17 UTC
Reposting this for everyone’s safety. #namaste
22:59 UTC
Dia sculpture in the works made of lost bags
19:51 UTC
PSA: Don’t flash your lights at cars driving in the snow without their headlights on. It might be a gang initiation
They will shoot your car up if you flash your lights at them
19:48 UTC
Missed Connection - M4W
We met…we definitely met…
We met at Safeway. You were shopping for produce and selecting a cucumber, when I sidled up beside you and said “Mine’s bigger.” Reply with “Call security” in the subject line.
Or…
We met at 7-11. I was using the payphone out front and you walked by and said “Um, 1994 called and they want their method of communication back.” Reply with “Snarky!” in the subject line.
Or…
We met on the bus. I was headed downtown to see the Fleetwood Mac concert, and quite frankly I was rocking my Mac '84 tour t-shirt (albeit it’s a tad tight these days). You just looked at me and said “OK, boomer.” Reply with “Ageism is mean” in the subject line.
Or…
We met at the dentist. I had just been shot up with lidocaine and I was numb. I saw you walk in and I drooled in response. Reply with “Unsuccessful attempt at complimenting your blouse” in the subject line.
Or…
We met on Tinder. I swiped right, as did you. I opened with “So, come here often?” You replied “Not anymore.” Reply with “Ouch” in the subject line.
18:08 UTC
This incoming blizzard is gods signal that you should stay home, be safe, and rest after this week. Namoiste.
16:30 UTC
The classy part of Denver
16:00 UTC
Last thing I needed this week.
06:46 UTC
Is Costco having a sale on traction boards?
I swear, every fucking truck has to have at least 1 traction board mounted somewhere. I know they are just for show. That or they provide a stable platform to rail a chaunchburger. Yes/No?
On the next episode, we will address angry eyes.
06:10 UTC
5.5 inches headed your way! Who’s ready to get plowed?
04:09 UTC
Roads closed
Was going to make a quick run to Taos for the weekend but I-25 is closed. Anywhere similar in Wyoming?
00:34 UTC
What do you think they're getting up to in Chicago that's depleting all their "Vagamins"?
20:24 UTC
Brush all the snow off your car or I’ll shoot you
I keep a gun in my glove box
19:50 UTC
Too cold for the BST?
I give you the BSV!
19:50 UTC
Moisture
18:48 UTC
Howdy YALL just wondrin if these are good snow tires
We don’t get snow like this in Texas and just heard having maximum road contact is a good thing. Should I be fine driving up to Arapaho’s Basin on Saturday?
16:22 UTC