/r/DenverCirclejerk
Circle Jerk.
Be funny. Everything here is satire. Joking about harming or attacking people is not satire.
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/r/DenverCirclejerk
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Jared Polis statement on RFK jr as HHS secretary and why he is good for buttstuff tents
22:32 UTC
Here in Denver, it’s always a good
22:20 UTC
So Tired
Everyone keeps saying that we've got to keep fighting...keep pushing back against the hatred, vitriol, racism, misogyny, and narcissism. I've been fighting this battle for over eight years now, and I think we've lost.
I'm tired. So tired of fighting. So tired of it all.
Is the next step for me acceptance?
21:25 UTC
More people moved to Colorado from Texas for 5$ butt stuff than any other state in 2023
You got BOOFED now GO HOME.
20:46 UTC
Native Sink
Ewww
20:06 UTC
This explains the brown cloud
20:05 UTC
Clocktower Caberet on the 16th Street Mall...does anyone have any history or personal anecdotes about it? It's such a beautiful building right there near the mighty Platte river. I also hear they show titties
18:49 UTC
Edgewater on a nice Sunday afternoon after the 3 day snow
18:33 UTC
Are You Proud of Yourselves, You Whiney Little Shits?
So you finally drove an honest upstanding business out of the State of Colorado. Yeah, that one. Wyatt's Towing. Wyatt's was the Lone Ranger of towing that watched over my parking space at the condo farm. Now I'm going to have you sniveling twits parking in my space.
17:08 UTC
“Hey, my wife saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?”
16:50 UTC
When will Denver get THE THING from where I am from?
I moved to Denver because I am better than everyone who still lives around where I am from HOWEVER I want the store/restaurant/coffee/entetainment/etc. from where I am from.
14:59 UTC
Grandma Bobo still out there asking the questions on everyone's mind
05:27 UTC
Time to get long awaited .50 cal! Make sure to welcome our neighbors to the North.
04:29 UTC
BST!!!
03:56 UTC
Sock or towel? 🤔
03:12 UTC
Cañon City outjerking Denver 😩
03:01 UTC
What first timers expect when they hear about Casa Bonita cliff diving
02:45 UTC
Is there a hidden message in this?
02:22 UTC
Lying on resume.
I lie on my resume. Honestly, I do not care if it’s lying. Companies lie to their employees daily, sometimes twice a day. Therefore, I lie on my resume. Also, I feel you have to change jobs to get a raise, so yeah I lie. Do you also lie on your resume?
01:35 UTC
First time native here
01:12 UTC
Red hat wearing old man driver mixing up the square states
23:31 UTC
I saw a police officer!
Anyone know what's going on????
22:51 UTC
Our greatest attraction
22:14 UTC
Mario isn’t allowed in the butt sex tent
21:09 UTC
So you're saying I can jack up the rent I charge for all my slumlord apartments??? SWEET! Time for a new Lambo.
19:10 UTC
Nice try, Texan! Native disguise FAIL
18:24 UTC