/r/DarthJarJarFanFiction

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Discussing the various universes of Darth Jar Jar and sharing fanfictions related to him.

Jar Jar is a Sith Lord: A Brief History

In October 2015, the Prophet /u/Lumpawarroo proved that Jar Jar was a Sith throughout the entire prequel trilogy - and possibly beyond. This theory became viral and is currently the all-time highest rated post in Reddit history. It was so crazy popular, a subreddit was immediately created for it so people could brainstorm.

/r/DarthJarJar, anyone?


About the Sub

/r/DarthJarJarFanFiction is branched off of that sub, for people who want to write their own stories about Darth Jar Jar (or just Jar Jar in general!) You can also talk about DJJ fanfiction, discuss ideas, request for people to help out, et cetera.

The most notable DJJ fanverse is the Paloverse. But there are others, too!


For more of Darth Jar Jar, visit:

DarthJarJar (The Central DJJ Community!)

Paloverse (The Paloverse in-depth!)

Star Wars Speculation (Sometimes contains DJJ theories)

Gungan Philosophers (Studying Gungans like Jar Jar in depth!)

DarthJarJar.com (The Central DJJ Website!)


May The Force Be With Yousa!

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Hello there! Any amazing DJJ stories still in your head?

It's been a long time since I wrote any DJJ fanfic after The Darth Jar Jar Tales. And while I know this sub has been dormant for quite awhile, maybe someone's still out there writing Jar Jar Binks fanfic where he's an evil mastermind.

If so, what do you got?

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2022/02/25
19:59 UTC

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Darth Sidious vs Darth Jar Jar - Mod Battles

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2021/01/22
19:45 UTC

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Bombad parents

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2017/11/01
03:01 UTC

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Palo's Fury - A short story

Meet Palo's secret assassin as he goes on two jobs to help pave the way for the Dark Gungan's future Empire.

Coming soon!

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2017/05/22
23:50 UTC

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BREAKING: Kal Orn comics are no longer canon and have been switched to Paloverse Legends status! • /r/KalOrn

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2016/12/29
22:28 UTC

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Kal Orn Comic, panel #1

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2016/11/12
01:24 UTC

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Kal Orn Ready to Battle

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2016/11/01
13:34 UTC

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Kal Orn: Force Ronin. Ten years after the events of The Darth Jar Jar Tales.

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2016/10/29
22:18 UTC

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Jar Binks.

Jar Jar Binks Fanfiction Story. Inspired by John Wick. Description: Jar Jar Binks or simply Jar Binks is a retired hitman and expert Jedi/Force User who returns to his old ways after having everything ripped from him from the hands of the Mafia of Sith. Jar Jar looks to punish those who punished his happiness. Chapter One: Bitter Days. Darkness. That's all that was there in the void that is the mind of the body until flashes erupt. The look of dead corpses wrecked and mangled from left and right, blood splatters from short to long lengths of shedding drips or puddles. Smell of fresh blood and gun powder in the air as the figure looked around him breathing heavy, his hands covered in the blood of those who in his mind deserved death for they took away his only reason of self worth and will to live. He then hears voices that mock him. ???: Your fault... ???: You let her die... ???: Unfit to live, unfit to love. ???: Let it consume you. ???: Anger...Hate...Pain...Suffering. ???: There is no escape. ???: Death is your destiny. As the figure wipes his face with the blood spreading from them, he sees another figure in front of him, a female with her back turned and very tall she was. Getting closer to her with relief in the figure' s breath and going up to touch her shoulder, to comfort her, hold her and never let go. As her shoulder is touched, the female turns around with her eyes filled with both happiness and yet sadness. Grabbing the figure' s face looking deeply into his eyes. Julia: Jar Jar...save me Jar Jar...please. As she suddenly tried to kiss him, inches away she suddenly gasps trying to catch her breath. He holds her body up but then she slowly starts to decay, her eyes black as the galaxy sky now turning to bones and ashes. His hands shake with mad grief and he shouts in pain. Then, opening his eyes quickly he rose up sweating from the nightmare. Jar Jar Binks looked around reassuring himself realizing now that it was morning. He felt next to him but no one was there. Jar Jar once the clumsy bumbling Gungan who messed up sometimes but always meant well and helped out. He helped brought Naboo and the Gungans together against the droid army and succeeded. Ten years passed and Jar Jar became part of politics thanks to Padme, leading him to be a representative for his people. During his time helping the Jedi Order, he was trained more better to eventually use weapons. His Gungan best friend, Roo Tarpals taught him how to use the Electropole with much focus and technique. It took three agonizing months but it paid off. Jar Jar wanted to learn more and be more useful in the galaxy. It was then that Padme decided to teach him to properly use a blaster. All different kinds of blasters by her and few blaster experts that were either still in active duties or retired. He learned to use of all of them in Padme' s special training that also like a survival exercise obstacle course which went 48hrs straight. And when the time really came for Jar Jar to get even more serious, Jedi masters Obiwan Kenobi, Mace Windu, Yoda and even Anikan Skywalker taught Jar Jar the ways of the Jedi and the Force. After a full year had passed, Jar Jar Binks was made a Jedi at last to the approval of the council, even his people from Gunga City were proud of Jar Jar. However, Jar Jar still had his doubters. Some say he still has a lot to prove in the eyes of many and his heart Jar Jar knew that was true for he still acted like his usual self. Still had the innocence of a child and still stubborn minus the bumbling and clumsiness. But his personality would have a boost of a change when he met Julia, Queen of Bardotta. Before the Clone Wars and becoming representative, Jar Jar met Julia during his time with Padme' s teachings of political matters. At first glance Jar Jar fell in love with her while Julia on the other hand found Jar Jar a little awkward but she eventually got to know him a little better and then they clicked. Jar Jar remembered receiving a kiss on the cheek from her one time after he helped her along with the Dygoyan masters defend their home from thugs and thieves, even started their relationship afterwards. However they would rarely see each other due to other matters but they managed their long distance relationship. It was not until that Julia called Jar Jar who was accompanied by Mace Windu to help find the missing Dygoyan masters from the plan of Mother Talzin who planned to steal the force from within them. After Windu and Jar Jar stopped her, he and Julia connected more often then they did. Even Bardotta became friends with the Jedi Order. They went on a few or more dates which rivaled Anikan and Padme' s number of dates. It was then after a long number of dates, Jar Jar wanted Julia to spend the rest of her life by his side so thus they decided to get married. The wedding was the happiest moment of the gungan' s life. He was proving himself, he would be married to the one he loved and grown more mature. Many people were at the wedding which took place at the very place where Padme presented the Gungans friendship and appreciation. Jedi, Gungans, Dygoyans and Bardottans all alike gave praise to the new married couple. For the next three years, they're still the happy couple happily married and planned on starting and raising a family. Julia was proudly six months pregnant carrying their child inside her which they wanted to keep secret to surprise everyone and Jar Jar felt life couldn't get any better than this. Unfortunately...things only start to drastically change for the worst. And at the worst of times...thus creating the dark times for Jar Jar. A suffering downward spiral... //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Jar Jar is still staring at the blank spot behind him. Julia has been in sickness for a while ever since her pregnancy. He remembers the memory very well he wishes he can forget about it. They were walking having a romantic time remembering the good times and talked about the future to come. Before she can even speak some more she grabbed her stomach and starting to slowly fall. Jar Jar quickly and gently held her up before she could hit the ground. The droids R2D2 and C-3PO witnessed this and quickly helped Jar Jar to get Julia to a nearby wellness facility. It's been apparent that Julia has a virus sickness and unfortunately for her...no cure treatment. She's been the hospital for six weeks straight coming in and out of her coma. Before then however, she gave birth to the baby which was now a premature healthy young gungan baby boy. Jar Jar walked in and saw Julia with their son in her arms as she then turns and smiles at her husband which was returned in the same genuine matter. He then comes close to her and caresses her face and she of course does the same but slowly and he gently grabs and kisses her hand. Julia hands their son to Jar Jar and tells him her lasts words which were silent for he couldn't understand what was happening to him, to his loved ones. He watched as Queen Julia, his queen and only love slowly starts to fade and pass away. As quickly as she died, Jar Jar closed his eyes with his baby son in arms and puts his forehead gently to Julia's and let's the tears flow from his eyes slowly.

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2016/09/17
13:41 UTC

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Kal Orn: Force Ronin

It's been ten years since the powerful Sith Lord Darth Jar Jar disappeared from the galaxy. In his absence, Emperor Palpatine has used this time to accumulate absolute power without anyone capable of standing in his way. The Imperial forces continue to assume planet after planet in his quest for total control. Kal Orn, former Inquisitor and subject of Jar Jar's Sith alchemy, has spent the last decade living as a mercenary in the harsh worlds of the Outer Rim, managing to stay under the Imperial radar. However, when he bumps into a pair of unlikely would-be heroes, he finds himself right back in the middle of the fight.

This new series will pick up 10 years after the events of The Darth Jar Jar Tales and catapults the reader into a very different Star Wars universe than they have come to know as "canon."

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2016/09/06
16:20 UTC

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A DJJ Story: The Knights of Ren

Opening Crawl: After many attempts on assassinating jar jar by hired bounty hunters, Palpatine realizes Jar Jar is more than he had anticipated. After dispatching 4 Inquisitors at him, and not seeing them return, The Emperor created a special group of Sith to kill Binks: the Knights of Ren.

Jar Jar watched the Imperial Shuttle land in the abandoned hangar. After purposely being tracked for a few days, he knew Palpatine would send someone. Hopefully, this time, more important.

He waited for someone to emerge from the shuttle. Instead, a larger ship appeared. It landed parallel to the shuttle. Out of the ship marched a few hundred storm troopers. Binks came out of the shadows, into sight. As the stormtroopers took notice of him, he began to launch crates at the group.

But, quickly, the sith stopped. The troops shot at him, but there blasters mysteriously moved randomly. The bolts never hit their mark. Jar Jar let the crates fall. Violence wasn't the answer. He gave them a friendly wave, and they stopped shooting.

The soldiers marched towards the imperial shuttle, and then, 4 cloaked figures walked casually out of the vessel. More flowed out. 5. 6. Another came, a tall black figure. Vader. A short hooded figure hobbled slowly out, and no more sith came from the ship.

The troopers attacked the figures, and Binks smiled. No more useless goons. Finally, it was time to show his abilities.

"Senator Binks. You are no longer needed. My Knights, take care of him!" Said the last robed figure. Sidious, undoubtedly. Jar Jar rose, and he decided to start easy. A lightdagger appeared in his hand, and he rushed behind the maze of crates. The hangar was ideal for his nature. Dark, crowded. No longer in a senator's clothing, the gungan leaped dead center in the circle of sith, wearing a black cloak. The "knights" turned towards him, waving their lightsabers.

Jar Jar instantly beheaded one Knight. The short red blade was then crushed. Palpatine cackled.

"You are a sith? Outnumbered, no weapon. Turn yourself in, and I promise a less painful death. Instant, if you bring me to your master. You had much to learn. Had."

Binks smiled. He dropped his lightwhip, and his lightsaber. "No more of your foolish games." The Knights tried to leap at him. They found themselves unable to move. They would try to grab their throats, or gasp for air. They finally were released, all heavily breathing. That itself was enough to anger Palpatine. He furiously leaped at Binks, and shot torrents of lightning at Jar Jar. The gungan absorbed the energy in his palm, and redirected it. The lightning hit Palpatine, hard. He fell back, stunned.

The Knights rushed to save their master, but not Vader. He lifted the large ship, and flung it at Jar Jar. Binks did not moved. The ship was tossed to the far side of the hangar.

Palpatine was escorted onto the shuttle, and the remaining knights attempted desperately to kill the gungan. 3 knights stood, lightsabers in hand. Suddenly, one was lifted into the air. Vader rag dolled the knight brutally.

"Lord Vader, what are you doing?"

Vader walked into the shuttle and tossed out the remaining Knights.

All the knights were instantly fried by Jar Jar's lightning. All but one. Jar Jar walked between the crispy bodies and looked at the remaining sith.

"Senator-sith, binks?! Don't kill me!"

"Oh, no. I need you alive. Something Sidious never realized, is that everyone has some use, if they are alive. Oh, and you don't remember, but, the name is Palo. Used to be, at least."

"I don't remember? Well, that may be true, but, they certainly will."

"Oh, no. They are forgetting right now. Someday I might teach you that ability. The force has no limitations."

"What will I do, master?" The knight bowed slightly. He knew his place now.

" You are going to help me get my old body back. After all, I lost it because of you. Troublesome, really, to jump between bodies constantly, until you find a gungan looking like Jar Jar Binks" Still, Binks knew it was all part of his plan. A fresh start, a different, younger body. An apprentice that could manipulate like him. The only complication was Palpatine finding his apprentice.

"Master, what happened to me? What happened to you?"

"Palpatine took you in. Nothing happened to me." Binks said, smiling. Never before had he needed to spirit transfer so quickly, until he met his apprentice.

"Don't worry, Kal Orn. I will explain everything on the way. All you need to know, is to listen to me. And forget about those... Knights of Ren. We will make our own. Only, this time, it will be grander. An order. Now, here is your first order. Follow me into that stolen Jedi interceptor."

What do you guys think? Critique anything, I already have low expectations ;P

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2016/07/14
21:48 UTC

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The Darth Jar Jar Tales Anthology - All 5 tales in one coming as a FREE ebook soon!

I'm in the process of gathering 5 of The Darth Jar Jar Tales into one book and after I get my artwork, I'll be offering it as a FREE downloadable ebook (glorified PDF?) to read at your leisure.

It'll be easier to read than on the website and you can even print it out to actually flip pages.

I may offer this as a tangible book in the future, but it will also be free (besides the shipping you'll pay.) I can't make a penny on Lucasfilm IP, but I can give it away.

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2016/07/13
13:32 UTC

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Behold, the Dark Lord of the Sith... Palo.

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2016/07/13
02:13 UTC

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JAR JAR IS DEAD!

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2016/07/09
15:10 UTC

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My redone Darth jar jar story

Called shroud of the puppet master I realized I started way to early

So this redone version will do a few things 1 start during episode 2 2 Darth maul will be Darth jar jars apprentice (I really enjoyed how they expanded his character in the clone wars) 3 jar jar will eventually have his own army

The story will be uploaded to my fanfiction account in the next few days so keep an eye out okiday? https://www.fanfiction.net/~belgrath

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2016/07/08
21:35 UTC

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Upcoming Fanfic Sneak Peek!

Opening Crawl: After many attempts on assasinating jar jar by hired bounty hunters, Palpatine realizes Jar Jar is more than he had anticipated. After dispatching 4 Inquisitors at him, and not seeing them return, The Emperor created a special group of Sith to kill Binks: the Knights of Ren.

This is the sneak peak to my new fanfic. Coming soon!

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2016/07/08
00:58 UTC

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How Darth Jar Jar could fit into Rebels

This is what I'm dreaming for. The main characters are searching an abandoned prison ship. They hear someone. It's Jar Jar! He is still portrayed as annoying. Ashoka is the first to remember him, and when they bring him to Rex in The Ghost, he would remember him as well. Jar Jar will slowly kill off some of the surviving clones and other characters, but no main characters and Rex. Jar Jar will reveal himself after a few episodes. There will be many subtle hints towards him being evil. He could have two lightsabers nodding towards his fighting technique. He would face off against Ashoka. Tell me what you guys think. He could be a fun inclusion.

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2016/07/07
03:16 UTC

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Return of the Rataka - DJJ takes the Gungan Grand Army

It is after Order 66, after the Emperor has established his rule. Jar Jar goes back to Naboo for some unfinished business. As his official title of Representative of Naboo he is greeted, yet behind the scenes a darker plan forms in his mind - the final culmination of previous events. His ship - stolen back from Dooku- flew over the still surface of Lake Paonga - directly towards the capital of Theed...

Jar Jar walked down the ship's runway, to a place he hadn't been back to in a long time. A Gungan dignitary stood before him on the steps of the palace of Theed. One of his paid employees no less, but she was shaking slightly all the same. He'd arranged a meeting with her previously.

"Reresentative Binks- you wish to see the Boss? Come, I will take you." She led him along the palace's balconies thronged with both Gungan and Nabooian guards.

Jar Jar stopped, as if to admire the view from the balcony. In truth it was interesting; Gungans and Naboo walked together, Naboo buying things at the market from Gungan traders, Gungans admiring Nabooian waterworks.

"You helped us do this, Representative," said the dignitary by his side. "I have heard from the historical archives that you were instrumental in the restoration of Gungan-Naboo relations. We would have been an isolated people forever if not for you and your Jedi companions. You have brought us closer together.” “Mesa always wanted that,” said Representative Binks, even truthfully, but the dignitary cut him short.

“We don’t talk like that anymore. The Naboo seem to prefer it- for us to live together, in peace.”

“Would one ever turn on the other, do you think?” Jar Jar asked. If he had a smirk on his face the dignitary did not appear to see it, instead looking horrified at his suggestion of such a thing. “Absolutely not! You of all Gungans should know this. You brought us together.”

Jar Jar pretended to agree. In reality his stop to admire the view was to shift the position of his weapon, a lightwhip, to a place more easily in reach. “Let us continue then,” he said when this deft movement was done. I need to speak with Boss Lyonie.” The dignitary brought him into a large room – similar to the Naboo monarch’s, but a different room, in which an Otalla Gungan sat, older than Jar Jar remembered him. “Representative Binks! Is it really you?”

“Boss Lyonie.” Jar Jar gave a bow, deeper than he knew was necessary, to purposely fall to his knees. Pretending to be embarrassed he turned to the dignitary. “Leave us.”

As the dignitary left Jar Jar noticed the old Gungan leader coming forward to help him up.

“Jar Jar, I remember you from your last mission to Naboo during the clone wars. You save my life. Once again, I thank you.” Jar Jar noted how Lyonie was not strong enough to pull him up, and brushed his hand aside. “No worries Boss – I can manage now. I, too, remember chief minister Rish Loo. A shrewd operator, was he not?”

“I can’t think of why I once allowed him to advise me,” Lyonie replied. “He thought he could manipulate me! Boss of the Gungans – successor to Boss Nass.”

“Yes… and my former partner would have been right.

Lyonie found himself with the blade of a red-tinted lightsaber to his throat. “What-“

“What if I were to tell you,” said Jar Jar calmly, “that those times were only an illusion? That I fooled you just as I fooled Boss Nass, and plan to kill you just as I planned to kill him? To finally take what is mine?”

Lyonie could hardly speak for a moment, then he called out, “Guards!”

The doors burst open and a dozen militiagungs clad in brown armour approached him, wielding loaded atlatls. Jar Jar leapt with a force jump towards them, bringing out his lightwhip at the height of his jump and smashing it down. A few plasma-charged boomas managed to avoid getting crushed by the swing of the lightwhip, which Jar Jar caught as he fell to the floor, and Force pushed them back into the army. Bodies of dead and dying militiagungs weakened and fell, attacked by the heat of the lightwhip or their own weapons. Hearing more reinforcements approaching, Jar Jar turned and pinned Lyione to the floor, silencing him with a plunge of his lightsaber into Lyonie’s heart. The reinforcements appeared, the new General looking concernedly around. “Yousa! I remember you. You were evil! You were banished!”

“But you will follow me now.” Jar Jar interrupted, pointed to the dead body of Lyonie as a warning to what would happen should he refuse. Then he turned towards the window on the far wall. “The Naboo. They are the ones you should fear. Has this planet not heard the recent political situation?”

The now terrified general shook his head. “But we saw clone troopers going rogue wherever they were with the Jedi, the protectors of our planet from the Separatists…”

“You know that this was caused by the Emperor of the galaxy?”

“Emperor? There… is no…”

“I worked with him before he betrayed me!” was all Jar Jar said. With a smirk on his face he pulled the General up, to look out the window at the innocent Naboo thronging the palace square. Yess, innocent Gungans too, but Darth Jar Jar only wanted the strongest to follow him. “Wipe them out. All of them.”

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2016/07/05
20:38 UTC

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The Plague- A Jar Jar Origin Tale

I can't format this properly here, so: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HT7Ibz5ylHflWfh0L-cJmz_2Ltc6NJdf-xiayvm9tcQ/edit

Any suggestions? I can edit stuff. Hope you like it!

Jar Jar slowly strolled down the pathways of Otoh Gunga. He seethed with rage. Fired from too many jobs. Not enough credits to go off of. The good thing was that nobody knew that he murdered his parents. His mother was an accident, he loved her. His father was awful. He deserved his fate.

Still, nobody appreciated him. Jar Jar was fired from jobs, he somehow caused these freak accidents, apparently “sorcery.” None were intentional. Like his mother. Her organs were crushed, unintentionally. His “gift” killed and destroyed everything around him. Jar Jar started thieving for a gang, and they turned on him. A fatal mistake.

Binks was a name all hated. A punk kid who was a “user of dark magic.” He was only trouble, never could any good come from that.

This all changed when he found it. A book, in some building. Maybe a temple, one could call it. A holocron, little bits of information. That is how he learned of the force. And, most importantly, the dark side. Power, to get revenge. That is what he wanted. A strange man came to him. Tall, robed, and evil. A sith master. This progression of knowledge, over many years, led to Jar Jar’s great power in the force. He became cunning, a master of deception, and a deadly one at that. 

“Jar Jar Binks is back!” someone screamed. Many similar cries were made, and the now Sith had more hate to fuel himself.

“You are not supposed to be here!” A gungan officer said.

“ Really? Was I banished? I left on my own terms. I can come back.”

“ No, Jar Jar! You are not welcome here!” Said another.

“We all know you will ruin everything!” Some cried.

The enrage Binks was ready. No more, of any of this. “Fine. If you think I should be banished, I will give myself a reason to be banished!”

And with that statement, a hydrostatic bubble burst. Jar Jar Binks cackled as he shot torrents of lightning at gungans. Then suddenly, Jar Jar Binks had disappeared. Instead, a cloaked figure rushed around, killing so many of the inhabitants of Otoh Gunga.

After a mass murder and destruction of the underwater city, the citizens were in turmoil. Binks stood in the shadows of a crumbled building. None of this could reach to the Naboo, or anyone else. He needed to cover this up. And it was then that Jar Jar made one of the greatest feats of all time. He reached deep into the force, and began fiddling with the gungan race. Particularly their minds. They would talk like idiots. Act stupid. Be ridiculed among the other species. Outcasted.

But they would know this. They would know what just occurred, and that they once were better, but now cursed. Why? Ignorance and innocence does not make lots of pain or anger or hate. They would still know who he is. And, with a wave of the hand, Binks stated, “You will not tell anyone who I am, or what I did. Keep it to yourself.” Many angry replies followed. “Yousa cannot bees hair!” and “Wesa all hatin you now. Yousa not looky good, yousa looky evil. Yousa are evil! Hesa bombad plague!”

So, Jar Jar was banished, for “crashing a vehicle” and some other replacement actions to be written as history. He didn’t care, and they knew all about him. His power only grew, and one thing was certain. He would be back.

Edited for viewing, since nobody can see it on the doc.

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2016/07/05
10:50 UTC

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Fortem - Dark side clone from The Darth Jar Jar Tales

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2016/07/05
02:35 UTC

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Plaguies Essence Transfer (written a while back) (xpost r/DarthJarJar)

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2016/07/04
08:22 UTC

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I might write something soon.

Tell me some ideas. I think I'll do what happens to JJ after RotS.

Edit: doing pre-TPM

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2016/07/03
01:31 UTC

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New artwork for Kal Orn from The Darth Jar Jar Tales

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2016/06/28
21:34 UTC

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