/r/DankPrecolumbianMemes
The hottest memes of the history of North, Central, and South America from Beringia to Tawantinsuyu!
Rules:
Posts in this subreddit should in general be about the Pre-Columbian Americas. Contact memes are also welcome, and the time period allowed varies from group to group. The cutoff is not 1492, and many remained uncontacted. Groups contacted in the 1800s or 1600s are allowed to be memed in that time period.
Content in this sub should follow the canonical site-wide Rediquette.
Ancient American history has unfortunately often been obscured by belittling colonial narratives that have viewed the pre-Columbian peoples of the Americas as primitive or inferior to the civilizations of Afro-Eurasia. For this reason, it is important not to use them as throwaway examples for our modern political narratives without some thought first. We encourage playful banter, but please do not bring in politics in a harmful way.
No spamming comments or links or soliciting irrelevant products.
Reposts are a constant plague on Reddit and while sometimes it means that more people won't miss quality content, it also means a lot of clutter is made. Please check to make sure non-OC content has not been recently posted already. If it has been a long time since a post has been made and you feel that it is sensible to post it again, please credit the original poster.
Racism, sexism, etc. is not OK in any situation. Please keep your edginess to a reasonable level.
Targeted harassment of others will not be tolerated at all.
Think ancient aliens built Teotihuacan? Think the Olmecs came from West Africa? Think that the lost tribes of Israel are in the Amazon? While we encourage free discussion on these things, it is preferred that you not fill our comments with long pseudo-historical monologues on why mainstream historians are blind to the truth. Make a dank meme about it and we'll have fun with it instead.
Posts on this sub should be humorous in nature and should generally fall within the broad category of an internet meme.
Content which is pornographic or intended to be "sexy" will be removed.
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Hello, friends!
Our President of the Americas event is nearing its end and it seems there are two clear candidates for our community election: Jaguar Effigy Figure and Inca Urco. If you have someone else you'd like to write-in, you may do so as well.
Happy voting!
The true ninth ruler of Cusco has announced his bid to rival JEF's popularity in the presidential race. Arriving by palanquin to the press conference, the mummy of Inca Urqu (or Urco) has promised that the best leadership for North and South America is one steeped in tradition, and also magic powers. Despite his gaunt appearance, Urco's mummy's panaka (family estate) expressed their wish to clear up misunderstandings outsiders may have. Incas, they explain, are capable of bridging the gap between the living world and the world beyond. Being such a bridge is precisely the kind of leadership that Inca Urco, speaking through his family interpreter (he could not be reached for comment otherwise), insists is necessary for uniting all four corners of the Americas. Did he die? "Yes", says his panaka representative, "but he got better".
Urco's mummy also promises to increase the efficiency of the Americas by abolishing failed, destructive concepts such as gerrymandering, corporate lobbying, and currency. As part of his economic stimulus package, he plans to return the Americas to its agrarian roots. Everyone will receive, depending on tax bracket, anywhere from 8 guinea pigs up to a herd of 200 llamas; "more than enough to get an ayllu on its feet", the Urco campaign says.
While JEF has yet to declare a running mate so late in the election, Urco has also declared that his 27th great nephew Kunak RamΓrez, also his chief interpreter, will serve as Vice President of the Americas.
Also this is a redo of my previous meme, I got some things wrong and at least this is much more accurate