Sure it's another show designed to teach kids problem solving, but the reoccurring details around each episode is so strange.

Each episode goes like this, Mickey invites the viewer into the clubhouse, they do random shit, eventually somebody has a problem the gang decides the need to go on a whole adventure to solve. Every adventure has obstacles, so he Mouskadoer loads Toodles with all the Mouskatools it somehow knows the cast will need to deal with every problem they'll come across, it also decides one of the tools should be a mystery until they come across what it's meant to be used for. So Toodles has the tools, the Mouskatools, meaning he'll follow the gang whereever they go right? No, he does whatever until they call him, creates them out of thin air (Sometimes the Mouskatool is a living thing by the way) and then leaves again. Toodles, you're gonna have to fly back there anyways man just follow them, this is your job. Then the crew solves all their probelms, heads back to the Clubhouse and dances to They Might Be Giants while looking back on the adventure they just had, and then the credits include even more discussion of what they just did.

It's facinating that a group of people wrote this out and saw no way to make it make more sense, also the show is named after the Clubhouse but they almost always leave it and the Clubhouse rarely contributes to the plot except all the reused animations are there. Why was this what they came up with for Disney Junior's biggest show?

I have to give full credit to Joff Bush, the composer. It's a really good song as is the rest of the album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIl8imdPrDE for the uninitiated.

Blaze and the Monster (Spinal Tap) Machines

What if we're in a transformers animated situation, and rubble got into a cloning device, but to tell each other apart, he colored each of them differently. It would explain the lazy designs where they all are duplicates of rubble except one has eyelashes because SHE'S A GIRL

Every single kid we see has giant heads. Substantially larger than any adults hips. And usually larger than any adult's heads. When we see other kids in Hank's class they have huge heads too. Since the condition occurs across the different ethnic groups seen in Hank's class the only viable explanation is viral Macrocephaly. Viral meningitis is the most common cause of this.

We know that Hank and Olive couldn't have been born with such large heads because we see Hank's mom be active and, frankly, given the size of their noggins she wouldn't be able to even walk if she gave traditional vaginal birth. C-sections are a possibility, but that means that every mom of grade school aged kids would have had C-sections, which is super unlikely. So the outbreak happened sometime after Olive was born. Since no one mentions it at all in the show, the epidemic seems to be over. So it happened sometime in the four years before the series started.

Trying to get my 5 year old son to branch out from mechabuilders, pinkalicious, daniel tiger, and xavier riddle. Which is the show you are willing to die on a hill for as top-notch?

Nah, I don't have a physics PhD ready thesis on that one, just a million questions about the climactic scene.

I don't know how deep she went to touch that island, but it looked pretty damn deep. Let's say 80+ feet. Could've been even deeper. She held her breath the entire way, because hey, she's the hero, but then instantly finds herself in a bubble of air with Maui. It's not clear whether she's actually breathing or not for much of this scene. And then after her magical resuscitation, she gets rocketed up to the surface (alive and breathing,) in like, 2-3 seconds. In my extremely limited knowledge of Scuba operations, THAT seems like an even more serious problem.

So are we talking like, instant decompression sickness? Major barotrauma? Could the whole vision of the ancestors been nothing but nitrogen narcosis? I wouldn't call any of those boats (skillfully crafted as they were) medical support vessels with properly equipped pressure chambers...

New divine tattoos or not, should she have been in for a world of immediate medical emergencies?

Ok, how does Randall’s henchman keep at job at Monsters Inc?! He’s in the last scene on the scare floor with the goofy glasses saying “this is so much fun”. Shouldn’t he be in JAIL?! Or banished like Randall?!

How old is Boo??? How is she able to nap on command, stays silent when needed, only knows babble, sleeps in a giant bed, but can pee on the potty?!? Also, how long is she in Monstropolis? Doesn’t she have parents?! Does time work differently on the monster side of the door??

In The Mr. Men Show, Mr. Bump was frequently thrown about, smacked, and even stung by bees, much worse than in the books! Eventually, he snapped and killed everyone.

In Toy Story 1, Woody calls Sid's toys cannibals, I believe the specific line is "But they're cannibals, we saw them eat those other toys!" Toy Story 2 has Bullseye licking cheese dust off Al's fingers, seemingly enjoying it, and the credits feature a Buzz Lightyear burp and say "Sorry I had that bean burrito for lunch."

So toys eat for pleasure and must have some form of stomach acid to pass gas. How big was Buzz's burrito? Do they sneak out the house and forage to bring food for everyone? Do they shit? Do they starve? When Andy gave Rex that popcorn in the Toy Story 3 montage was he thinking "Oooh this is so yummy but I can't bite!" They can't be eating toy food because Potato Head a member of the cast and even non-humanoid toys like Etch have sentience, so a eating toy tomato would still be cannibalism. Also if Woody considered toys eating other toys, that would make their digestion stronger than a human's.

Woody and the other toys are perfectly fine with showing sentience around Buster, so if Andy got a chew toy for him, does it move around to play with Buster when nobody's around? If it doesn't, would it move if a human were watching, but not a dog? Would it only move when nothing else was around? Would it even be alive?

Mayor goodway is just a lady living at a mental hospital facility, she's under meds and also very delusional. Rider is the nurse that comes from time to time to check if she is ok, that the reason for his clothes colors (white and red predominpredominantly) and that hospital uses dogs as alternative therapy to their inmates, and nurses are always walking around with them. Mayor humdinger is the facility doctor, he is the one telling what meds need to be increased and who gets to have more time in the sun or not, while in the end nurses are only following orders. All the other adults in the story are all the facility patients as well, and that is why a kid and dogs helping people seem so natural to everyone.

I love watching the parade but the kids couldn’t care less. So everyone is running around screaming and falling off the sofa and breaking crap and I’m missing all the performances and bands!

So let’s have Blippi and Rachel host so my kids will give me a break!

On your mark, get ready to race, one, two, three, let's Blaze (smoke the reefer)

...Gimme, gimme, gimme some SPEED

"BATMAN! We spilled litter near city hall!! Come help clean it up!"

They get called for less emergencies and more just because the people cannot do anything for themselves.

Is anyone else not seeing Gabby on kids Netflix?? It seems like it’s on our adult accounts but not the kids one?

Ratburn is Snape. DW is somehow Ginny. I just can’t decide whether Francine or Muffy is Hermoine. Is the Brain Neville? Draco is thus Binky? Surely I’m losing my mind.

If this has been talked about before on here I’m sorry -_- but