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Zappa by Bull5

1. One who dates or attempts to date unattractive morbidly obese women. More times than not a Zappa will be rejected by these women who also fit one or more of the following traits: single mothers, drug addicts, parolee's, live at home with their parents, or on welfare.

2. To be unsuccessful or fail at most everything you attempt such as job interviews, tests, and everyday tasks.

3. One who is a very lazy procrastinator, unattractive, overweight, and not goal driven.

4. Someone who blame's everyone else for their misfortune and can not take or follow advice.

Example(s)

1. Steve: "Dang, did you see that guy dancing with that Wild Snorlax out there?"

Bob: "Oh yeah, that guy is a total Zappa!"

2. Mark: "How did you do on your math test today?"

Chris: "Dude, I totally pulled a Zappa."

3. Mom: "Did you take out the trash today like I've asked you to do over and over again?"

Child: "No, long story"

Mom: "Stop being a Zappa and take out the trash!"

4. Arnold: "You should totally go to the gym and work out, it'll get you in better shape!"

Sylvester: "Yeah, you're right... but round is a shape!"

Arnold: "Why do you always have to be such a Zappa!?!"

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