/r/dadsouls
A subreddit dedicated to only the highest quality and hand crafted Dad Jokes (puns) based on the SoulsBorne franchise.
A subreddit dedicated to only the highest quality and hand crafted Dad Jokes (puns) based on the SoulsBorne franchise. Make us laugh! (or groan)
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So just puns all around and having a jolly good time! Long may the sun shine!
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Which move did Sekiro use to add up the number of Disney mascots for a second time?
Mickey re-counter.
03:45 UTC
How did Prince Lothric go back in time?
In a De-Lorian.
03:44 UTC
Did you know that Mogh fixed the broken bones of some famous Monty Python characters?
He made the Knights Who Say Ni heal.
18:10 UTC
What do I call it when I choose to trust Patches yet again?
A Lapp-se in judgment
15:15 UTC
Why can’t Wolf ever talk about his feelings?
Because he’s always deflecting!
15:35 UTC
What was Iron Tarkus' favorite Jane Austen novel?
Sen's and Sensibility
05:50 UTC
Where do onion knights go when they need medical attention?
The sick ward of Catarina.
16:35 UTC
A confused man turns up to a fancy party in clothes made of smithing stone material…
“Sir, you were asked to wear a tie tonight…”
13:14 UTC
What did Jerry Seinfeld say when he saw Marika?
"Hello, Numen."
08:14 UTC
What kind of 80s toy can you find in the Hunter's Dream?
Gehr Bears.
23:25 UTC
What is soy sauce also known as?
Dark Sauce
19:27 UTC
I suddenly need a lawyer while in the souls universe.
Better call soul.
17:34 UTC
Originally in Elden Ring, your uncles' wives were going to direct you from checkpoint to checkpoint.
They were the guide aunts of grace.
04:36 UTC
A new type of disease is spreading across the lands between.
it's a soulborne disease.
13:52 UTC
Where did Malenia go for her vacation?
Rotterdam. And she brought with her a rotund rottweiler.
11:48 UTC
Which one of Marika's children helps alleviate asthma?
Messmer the Inhaler
05:05 UTC
The Elden Ring DLC is going to add caviar as a new crafting ingredient.
It's the shad roe of the Erdtree.
16:48 UTC
What will Messmer do in the dlc?
He'll make a mess.
12:38 UTC
Which Elden Ring character was the most pessimistic?
Alexander, Worrier Jar.
01:06 UTC
I couldn't rescue the rightful ruler of Limgrave because of my severe acrophobia.
I'm afraid of Haights.
01:27 UTC
Which Demon's Souls character had the best skincare routine?
Bioré of the Twin Fangs.
03:59 UTC
Why did the Chosen Undead use his weapon to smack the panel containing a display of sickly-looking nylons and pantyhose?
It was an ill hosiery wall.
01:28 UTC
I tried kicking the giant pig in the Yharnam sewers to death.
That didn't work; I had to punch him in the end.
20:36 UTC
Where do omens get all their open source software?
Margit hub
12:40 UTC
What did they call Siegmeyer when he got very, very old?
The un-young knight.
22:01 UTC
What carnival ride does every archer in Lordran love to go on?
The Pharis wheel.
20:25 UTC
What do you call a thief in Sekiro who kicks armored knights to their death?
Robberrrrrr!
16:27 UTC
One of the areas in Dark Souls 2 is named after a cut NPC. It's Michael Dorn's character from Star Trek: TNG, but his fingers and palms are modeled after a whimsical garden statue.
It's Gnome Hands Worf.
01:21 UTC
Why are horny people always thinking about jumping in the pit in Majula?
They can't keep their minds out of the Gutter.
17:09 UTC
Which demigod was the most popular in the late 90s?
The Starscourge. He was radahnkulous.
22:13 UTC