/r/dadsouls
A subreddit dedicated to only the highest quality and hand crafted Dad Jokes (puns) based on the SoulsBorne franchise.
A subreddit dedicated to only the highest quality and hand crafted Dad Jokes (puns) based on the SoulsBorne franchise. Make us laugh! (or groan)
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DadSouls, not Dad's Soul (No irrelevant submissions)
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So just puns all around and having a jolly good time! Long may the sun shine!
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What do you call it when two onion knights fight?
A Cat-arena
20:17 UTC
Ive always wondered what the golden ring in sens fortress is supposed to be,
Then i realised it was from iron gollum
11:41 UTC
What did the Mexican Chosen Undead pick for their starting gift on Thanksgiving?
Más turkey.
23:17 UTC
Did you know that Oceiros the Consumed King actually had two invisible babies? The second one was very tiny compared to her sister.
Her name was Ocelittle.
20:30 UTC
What was that smell in Volcano Manor?
A recu-scent.
04:03 UTC
What did the pirate say when the Tarnished asked them if they wanted a shabriri grape?
"Aye."
08:17 UTC
What kind of embroidery did the Black Knife spirit summon learn from Malenia's brother's signposts in the Shadow Realm?
Miquella's Cross-Tiche.
(aka, unalloyed gold needlepoint)
21:06 UTC
Which soccer player got a penalty card for calling the ref a "mongrel intruder"?
Lionel Messimer
17:14 UTC
Why does Rellana like vultures so much?
They're Carian birds.
01:14 UTC
Which spirit summon is dating Travis Kelce?
Taylew Swift
12:36 UTC
What did Igon say after he finished reading Moby Dick?
CURSE YOU WHALE!
15:48 UTC
I don’t get the people who think the Shadow Realm looks ugly.
I thought it was Messmerizing.
22:56 UTC
Where do flight attendants hang out in the Land of Shadow?
The Gravesite Plane
13:51 UTC
Turns out the Gravelord went on to become a Marvel villain after the Age Of Fire.
Now they call him Magnito
11:47 UTC
You can find random body parts just laying around in the final legacy dungeon of Shadow of the Erdtree.
An ear, a limb....
19:27 UTC
When I defeated the Divine Beast Dancing Lion, my ego went through the roof.
After beating the boss I got such a big head.
00:44 UTC
“ im afraid you are 20 lb overweight mr. Igon “ the doctor said
CURSSSEEEEE YOOOUUUUU SCAAALLLLEEEEEE
10:32 UTC
I knew the Mother of Fingers by reputation only.
I had never Metyr in person before.
19:40 UTC
It's odd that the final boss of the DLC is someone we've fought before
Feels kind of Radahntant
21:04 UTC
Did you know that Mohg, beside being a hematologist also was a proficient surgeon?
!KNEE HEAL! KNEE HEAL! KNEE HEAAAAL!!<
Is how he fixed my meniscus damage.
18:38 UTC
I was exploring some ruins in Scadu Altus and I kept hearing "dit-dit-dit, dah-dah-dah, dit-dit-dit."
Someone was asking for help in Moorth code.
00:53 UTC
Rellana the Twin Moon Knight thought that she could act however she wanted because of the castle she lived in.
She thought the Ensis justified the means.
01:57 UTC
Why did Igon have to stay in jail?
He couldn't get Bayle money.
22:26 UTC
That new Elden Ring DLC boss is hot
You can say he's MESSMERizing
16:44 UTC
Why is Rennala depressed?
Because her husband is RadaGONE
17:55 UTC
What is the Castle Morne boss called in NG+1?
Leoten Misbegoteleven.
06:15 UTC
Why was the Fume Knight considered a bully in middle school?
He kept giving other kids smelter wedgies.
03:09 UTC
Who is the best tarnished in the Lands Between?
Tragoth. He’s the GOAT!
13:39 UTC
I don't think Ranni cared that much about the death of her warmaster.
"Iji come, Iji go," she said.
18:43 UTC
Will the same NPC greet every Elden Ring player at the start of the game?
No, it will Varré from person to person.
01:55 UTC