/r/CyberStuck
The Place To Post Images of Cybercucks Stuck In Their Cybertrucks. It’s also the place for mocking the WankPanzer by showing how awful it is.
Only posts about the DivorceWagon being awful in its own right. No “funny” cartoons or random vehicles doing things or basically anything that doesn’t show an actual IncelCamino being awful. Just posts about why the Deplorean itself is woefully bad.
NOTE: THIS IS NOT A SUB FOR POSTING GENERAL TESLA ISSUES. NOR IS IT A GENERAL WANKPANZER DISCUSSION SUB.
/r/CyberStuck
Straight up lying to make that POS look better than it is 💀
"Firefighters found the vehicle overturned with an 18-year-old woman lying on the pavement, reportedly ejected from the Cybertruck. The woman was transported to a hospital in critical condition."
These owners can redeem themselves by putting their garbage cans to good uses like this.
A WankPanzer was on the Interstate as I was merging on, and when it got back over into the right lane, I happened to notice that the rear turn signal is very small because of how narrow the horizontal light bar is. Now, I know this probably isn’t the biggest issue, because I doubt most people who drive them aren’t considerate enough to use their blinkers, but this was another “how did this thing even get on the road” moment. (It also had Kansas plates and was in Indiana, so I had to wonder how it made it here).
Today, the only cyber truck in my neighborhood was seen broken down on the side of the road getting a tow this morning. Just a single anecdote but now 100% of the cyber trucks in my immediate surroundings have broken down lol.
Everytime I see a picture of a Cybertruck my mind immediately goes to the movie Megaforce. They would fit perfectly as one of the vehicles. All you need is a paint job, some lasers and moveable rockets. Doesn’t need to be altered in any other way to fit. It’s almost too much fun to think of.
And I think that’s why the design of a so aggravating. It’s not a modern design. It’s what someone making a bad science fiction movie in the 1980’s would come up when they had to design something that was over the top futuristic.
https://youtu.be/Q-6PjMHfjBg?si=F--NWn7i8MvEoJtV
JerryRigEverything says words. 11 page thread, now locked to help with hurt feelings.
I'm in Southern Ontario, Canada, on HWY 401. In the last two days I've seen 5 car carriers loaded with cyber trucks.
Did I miss something? Are that going to start selling them here?
This thing was destined to fail..