/r/CyberStuck

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The Place To Post Images of Cybercucks Stuck In Their Cybertrucks. It’s also the place for mocking the WankPanzer by showing how awful it is.

Only posts about the DivorceWagon being awful in its own right. No “funny” cartoons or random vehicles doing things or basically anything that doesn’t show an actual IncelCamino being awful. Just posts about why the Deplorean itself is woefully bad.

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A SUB FOR POSTING GENERAL TESLA ISSUES. NOR IS IT A GENERAL WANKPANZER DISCUSSION SUB.

/r/CyberStuck

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At least this one has some value to it.

60K in gold plating though? Some people need taxed more. https://carsandbids.com/auctions/K1NJ48pj/2024-tesla-cybertruck-foundation-series

1 Comment
2024/12/03
13:57 UTC

7

"My Cybertruck does look awesome on that tow truck!”

https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-immediately-dies-canadian-winter-owner-bricks-truck-trying-use-defroster/amp

This is an exact quote from a Canadian man, who bricked his CyberJunk after driving it once in winter weather. You just can't make this up, folks!

3 Comments
2024/12/03
12:59 UTC

46

Fall River

This was a fun site to see.

22 Comments
2024/12/03
10:45 UTC

375

Love the truck

Headlights become blocked every 10 minutes while driving in snow 😂

130 Comments
2024/12/03
04:47 UTC

358

Props to this guy for not saying "still love the truck". His Cyberturd doesn't have connectivity and Tesla can't service him for another 3 weeks.

70 Comments
2024/12/03
04:26 UTC

114

Once a must for wealthy Seattle liberals, Teslas feel an Elon backlash

(https://www.seattletimes.com/business/once-a-must-for-wealthy-seattle-liberals-teslas-now-feel-an-elon-backlash/)

Look! It's a recall of Teslas!

Because pissing off your customer base in one of your largest markets, which largely consists of liberals who are concerned about global warming by supporting candidates who deny global warming and conservative policies that they oppose and loathe is just good business practice.

13 Comments
2024/12/03
04:16 UTC

14

Who could’ve seen this coming?

https://electrek.co/2024/12/02/tesla-decreases-lease-prices-on-cybertruck/

Lowered price and referral bonuses, things are going great!

11 Comments
2024/12/03
01:57 UTC

1,082

Boom, Got Another One

31 Comments
2024/12/03
01:27 UTC

59

First one I've seen in meatspace, seen it parked at a high school several times. I fear it belongs to a teacher...

32 Comments
2024/12/03
00:34 UTC

29

My first encounter of the truck. Holy F its ugly

So I'm not a fan of the boss, I see the way-too-many flaws on the trucks, yet I had never seen one in person. It's a metal shoebox with wheels, even uglier in person. My old mom was my passenger and wasn't sure what she was looking at.

8 Comments
2024/12/03
00:19 UTC

213

The first Cybertruck I have seen in Edmonton just happened to be parked on a sidewalk.

32 Comments
2024/12/03
00:08 UTC

50

Spotted another Cyberstuck here in San Diego

1 Comment
2024/12/03
00:04 UTC

613

Tesla requires you to buy a new tire instead of patching the tire

Ask any mechanic and they’ll tell you if you need to replace a tire you have to replace 2 tires or a plug, if it can be plugged. No wonder Tesla takes forever to fix a vehicle, especially a Deplorian.

263 Comments
2024/12/02
23:04 UTC

228

Bulletproof, but not rock proof I guess. How much is a replacement windshield?

45 Comments
2024/12/02
21:22 UTC

203

Ok,which one of you have done this?

To make the CT go into a Car Wash?

72 Comments
2024/12/02
19:34 UTC

90

“Lamar MK challenge: Can Cybertruck FSD drive my engagement numbers?”

“Can I drive onto a tow truck? Can it drive hype?”

11 Comments
2024/12/02
16:25 UTC

1,711

Reality is Setting In

311 Comments
2024/12/02
16:07 UTC

425

Another good F.elon piss drinker "Elon Musk doesn't release flawed products to market."

71 Comments
2024/12/02
15:29 UTC

1,384

There’s an analogy here…

49 Comments
2024/12/02
14:46 UTC

150

JerryRigEverything is selling his CyberTurd. (Shock) (Not a Shock)

43 Comments
2024/12/02
14:17 UTC

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