The next one, always the next one

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Why 7x7? In the words of our favorite Horneater, "Big book begs big bingo card, airsick lowlander"

Haven't read the preview Chapters, just the prologue.

What do you think? Can I get a bingo?

Living shardblades can take on any form their radiant understands the details of. Could Navani make a huge flying contraption or wolverine claw shooter out of a shardblade if she had one?

A lot has been made of the military aspects of the books and how a lot of the conversations ring true between the military personnel but for me the most realistic element has got to be the reaction to the lift fabrial.

Some Ardent makes a new prototype fabrial on bleeding edge of technology, it gives kaladin the critical tactical edge in multiple encounters do we here him say great job? No we just hear a load of whinging about how it was made by an engineer not a military person and isn't quite perfect. Do you know how we know it wasn't made by a military person? Because its not some monstrosity made with monster, gaffer tape and swear words, instead it works, Kaladin is alive and able to moan as opposed to having his head smooshed by the pursuer. /endrant

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Breaking News:

Random internet weirdo makes Stormlight Archive meme with Minecraft and cheap video editing software

Safehand warning!

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Alethi military uniform shirts have a stand collar.

Vasher looks like Robert O'Rielly and has the Gowron Eyes on constantly but has the voice of Kevin Conroy's Batman.

Sadeas has a shaved head.

Renarin has the voice of Bitch Broly from Broly Abridged. You know, "What's your power level? Mines pretty big."

Speaking of Dragon Ball, Sebarials voice is King Kai.

In Bands of Mourning when Wax launches Wayne, he held his whole body straight as an arrow the entire time he was falling, and landed face first.

That's all I got.

Thought this was funny during my reread! Seeing how I have 3 days to finish it and watch som RoW summaries……..time to abandon the internet because of WoT spoilers this weekend

Going through rhythm of war, Shallan is talking about using a chamber pot on the barge, and it got me thinking, where do they empty said chamber pot? Do they have a septic tank on the ship of some sort? Do they just dump it in the sea of beads? What about settlements with larger numbers of humans? Are the beads around said settlements covered in a thin, sticky layer of smeared up poo, or contrarywise are there just chunks of poop and other detritus floating around on the surface? Is there some sort of creature in the sea that goes about cleaning this up, like fish eating waste in the ocean? If not, do you have to be super careful when picking through beads to avoid accidentally grabbing a big ol turd? I guess it probably pays to always wash your hands afterwards...

If you see me holding one, come grab a sticker 😂 you can find me by my cosmere tats. I have an almost full sleeve on my right arm with heavily inspired kandra and Cultivation imagery and symbols of Presevation, Ruin, and Bridge Four. Would love to say hi to my fellow cremposters🍻 see you guys soon ahhhh!

That book could be 🔥.

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Also, since Ardents are considered neither "male" nor "Female", would that mean all Ardents of that Devotary have to wear it? Do they get "Hygene Unlocks", overseen by their fellow Ardents to make sure they don't do anything rash with their safehand freed? Need answers asap

This is how we should refer to the new Vessel of Odium.

He released during Chapter 2 and new Brando drops right after the remix…

:P

As a prospective author and Invested (pun Intented (pun intended)) Sandon Branderson reader, I wholeheartedly expect it.