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#9 (April 19, 2024) Covid, Geo Engineering, Politics, World News and our New Reality

0 Comments
2024/04/19
21:18 UTC

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Just because a recidivist anti-vaxxer and anti-lockdown Christofascist experienced a mostly peaceful stabbing from a tolerant migrant jihadi, doesn't mean that we should start pitying terrorists who were responsible for killing billions of Australians during the pandemic.

6 Comments
2024/04/19
14:50 UTC

242

Yeah, sure, "Covid" killed him...

15 Comments
2024/04/19
13:03 UTC

46

Biden ends Covid policies

9 Comments
2024/04/18
22:20 UTC

139

They'll never connect the dots...

19 Comments
2024/04/18
17:59 UTC

181

Disabled Lives Matter!

137 Comments
2024/04/17
04:52 UTC

149

"Update: the dentist asked me to take my mask off so I left."

33 Comments
2024/04/16
17:23 UTC

262

Remember how crazy it was: "Wear a mask or do you want to get hit on the head?"

34 Comments
2024/04/16
06:06 UTC

141

The kids is chewing through Flo Mask for freedom. Like escaping jail by digging out with a spoon

18 Comments
2024/04/15
16:35 UTC

72

Still trying to convince us the refrigerator trucks happened

20 Comments
2024/04/15
12:48 UTC

200

Yeah….

I was one of them. I put 10 years into my career. Now I’m an unemployed housewife with no idea what to do, all because I refused that damn shot. I can’t go back to the medical field because they might try it again, even though I wish I could.

So many good people were fired because we understood that something was seriously wrong. Excellent doctors were stripped of their licenses for prescribing medications that actually worked to Covid patients.

And now we’re supposed to just pretend it never happened and move on. Well, no. I don’t think I will.

2 Comments
2024/04/15
08:39 UTC

51

South Australia Health to Drop Vaccination Mandates

https://shiftedparadigms.substack.com/p/south-australia-health-to-drop-vaccine

Yes, the benefits of "hybrid immunity" have allowed this!

Translation: the vaccines failed and will get a free-pass on the back of natural immunity.

Australians were mostly vaccinated in 2021, very few have gone back for their repeated boosters and we're throwing them out by the bucketload now. A good investment! But it also means that the vaccine-part-of-the-hybrid in immunity is plausibly virtually 0%.

A positive change has been the proposed abandonment of vaccine requirements, even for frontline health workers. It was NSW a few weeks ago, and now South Australia is proposing a change too.

Part of this proposal, laughably, is to have staff be exempted if they sign a declaration acknowledging they had been advised of the proven benefits of Covid vaccinations – and their active decision to forgo its benefits.

No joke.

We wonder what the "proven benefits" would look like in this advice:

From our article:

“If you do not take this COVID-19 vaccine, you are making an active decision to forgo its benefits such as maybe being protected against serious illness and death, if only for a limited time, from a disease with an infection-fatality-rate comparable with, or less than influenza, provided you stay up-to-date with booster shots every three months, which may offer protection against serious illness and death…in mice.”

7 Comments
2024/04/15
04:59 UTC

60

Help me preserve our side of history and un-brainwash people!

Apologies in advance for posting something way too serious for this subreddit lol. I'm looking in every online community that's relevant for help on something.

Would anyone be interested in helping me go through an archive of various videos and pull out short, representative fragments of sounds in them for something I'm working on?

The overall project is basically like the traveling 9/11 Memorial, but about the pandemic and restrictions, and it's primarily from the anti-lockdown libertarian viewpoint. My goal for this long-term is to be exhibiting it at galleries worldwide for decades to come, possibly the rest of my life. My hope for it is that it provides a way for people like us to heal, a way for the larger population to become less brainwashed and more understanding of our side of the story, and a way for people in the future to have an accurate picture of what happened. When the kids who missed school for months are older, I want them to be able to see this instead of being gaslit about how "nothing happened". I'm even hoping that it will be a step towards the people who were in power being held accountable. I've already gotten feedback on the sketches for this project from people like Jay Bhattacharya and Robert Malone. Some very influential people will be seeing it in a couple of months.

One of the parts of this is a dark maze that people walk through where there's recordings from various sound clips pulled from the news, online videos, pop culture, etc from 2020-2022 that basically create the mood of confusion, anxiety, etc and refresh people's memory about what happened. The idea is that it creates a timeline of events, but in the most emotional and immersive way possible. As my business partner put it, "it will be impossible for anyone to see this exhibit and not feel something." It begins with newscasts about Wuhan in January 2020 and ends with the Canadian truck convoy and Chinese protests in 2022. In between, there's everything from Bill Maher doing standup about the lockdowns to a woman talking about how she was imprisoned at a camp in Howard Springs, Australia for no reason for two weeks. Some of the videos are families making cute videos where they sing together during lockdowns, others are people getting into fights with the police over not wearing masks. It's a very broad range.

If anyone wants to help but doesn't want to deal with the heavy stuff, I can divide this up so there's a list that's only the "comic relief" and music type videos and another list with the more disturbing content.

The video links list I compiled is 13 pages long, so I'm hoping to divide this job up between as many people as possible so no one gets overwhelmed. I'd like to give each volunteer 1-5 videos to sort through. If anyone wants to take on more because they're really into sound editing and feel motivated by this cause, we can discuss doing more.

There's also a few original videos to pull clips from that I haven't been able to find yet, if anyone wants to help with that.

I really wish I had the money to hire someone to do this as a job, but this is currently a startup that's in the "questioning our sanity every minute" phase where we're spending thousands of dollars and losing every spare minute we have to make things happen, losing sleep, etc. Hopefully this just sounds relatable to other people who have done the startup thing and not like we're completely nuts lol.

12 Comments
2024/04/15
04:04 UTC

37

GUTEN TAG, CHUDS, IT ME AGAIN, KLAUS SCHWAB: all zis talk about World War 3 und Gamergate 2.0 is distracting ze human beans from "COVID" (lel lel lel!!). I haff coom oop with solution to both problems zat vill leave everyone HAPPY und allow ze human beans to focus on what's truly important: "COVID".

Mein plans for world domination hang in ze balance. Ze human beans no longer fear ze "COVID" (LEL MEIN SIDES ARE IN ORBIT), und I am worry zat zey vill no longer care ven ze next variant is oonleashed. What if zey vill no longer get ze jub or go into lockdown? Mein Great glorious Reset vill be facked, und what a shame zat would be! Though zey do not know it, ze human beans cry out silently for papa Klaus to coom (lel) und save zem; to end ze Gamergate und ze wars zat distract zem from "COVID" (oh mein gawd I KAN'T EVEN YOU GUYS).

So, mein solution is zis: let ze world leaders, aka mein minions, settle zer differences un Counter Strike.

Palestine und Iran v. Israel, de_dust2, no AWP.

Russia v. Ukraine, cs_nuke, unlimited funds.

London v. Paris, cs_office, knife only. Ze lucky winner takes all ze migrants.

Zis way no one important gets hurt. As for ze Gamergate 2.0, zat I um afraid vill haff to be settled in-person between ze anti-woke porn addict chuds und ze woke oogly wahmen SJWs. I haff foreseen ze battle in mein head. Ze games journalists und DEI consultants quivering in zer boonkers, ze hordes of angry white males in zer Stellar Blade cosplay charging over ze hill, ze purple haired landwhales catapulted into ze battlefield, decimating entire battalions of chuds. Mein gawd, ze horror... ze SMELL!

5 Comments
2024/04/14
16:29 UTC

130

Here’s what’s new in: covidian Redditor makes up weird stories about stuff that never happened.

Oh my god, that is the most BS covidian story I’ve ever heard and that’s saying a lot! And the other Redditor’s on there actually believe this (most of them are probably bots tho) covidian really love to go deep in the depths of ridiculousness.

40 Comments
2024/04/14
13:09 UTC

56

Why were we told we had to wear masks in NSW, Australia?

https://shiftedparadigms.substack.com/p/why-mask

In May 2023 we sought answer as to why we should or did wear masks in NSW (Australia).
Despite a prolonged and exhausting inquiry involving NSW Health, the Ombudsman, our local MP and the Minister for Health in NSW we still do not have answers to these five questions:

  1. What is the role of masks in preventing the spread of respiratory infections, including COVID-19.
  2. What is the effectiveness of different types of masks (e.g., surgical masks, cloth masks, N95 respirators) and their suitability for different settings or situations.
  3. Can you provide studies or research that have been conducted to evaluate the impact of mask-wearing on reducing transmission rates.
  4. What considerations were taken into account when determining mask mandates or recommendations for specific population groups (e.g., children, elderly, immunocompromised individuals).
  5. What are the ongoing monitoring and evaluation processes used by NSW Health to assess the effectiveness and appropriateness of mask-wearing advice.

As we write in our article:
"Though masks were allegedly so important in our pandemic response and despite our collective suffering through numerous Public Health Orders mandating “face coverings”, including the most nonsensical rules around when, where and how they had to be worn, the evidence underpinning these Public Health Orders, rules, guidances and recommendations has not been provided by NSW Health."

8 Comments
2024/04/14
09:16 UTC

28

Shaq weighs in. That's Forced.

1 Comment
2024/04/14
03:54 UTC

85

With World War 3 on the horizon again, there's no better time to get vaccinated.

The looming threat of nuclear Armageddon serves as a timely reminder to get the jab. It might just save your life. COVID is far more deadly than a nuclear blast. Make sure everyone in your fallout shelter is up to date on their jabs and fulfils DEI quotas, too. Decide which of your family members will nobly sacrifice themselves so as to allow room for BIPOC, trans and disabled folx in your diverse and vibrant ark. Speaking of which, now would be a good time to stock your bunker with all the essentials: face-masks, lateral flow tests, HEPA filters, Funko Pops, prayer mats, puberty blockers etc. Decadent luxuries like food and water should be kept to an absolute minimum.

5 Comments
2024/04/13
21:15 UTC

136

"It made me feel so seen", way to make your loved one's funeral all about you, you fucking narcissist.

21 Comments
2024/04/13
11:20 UTC

168

What was the best thing about the pandemic for you?

35 Comments
2024/04/12
20:59 UTC

70

Pfizer is 'deeply sorry'

7 Comments
2024/04/12
15:21 UTC

149

It must be all that gardening teens and young adults get up to that's causing all these heart problems then.

22 Comments
2024/04/11
22:07 UTC

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