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It made me smile when this hero told Tucker Carlson to “Eat the booty like grocerieeeeeeeeeees” today.

0 Comments
2025/02/05
09:38 UTC

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Fan theory: This guy was f’ing NUTS!

Td;lr: simpler times

1 Comment
2025/02/05
06:00 UTC

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LPT: If somebody on Reddit says they met a celebrity before, or somebody they vaguely know like their stepmother's brother's co-worker's friend met a celebrity before, you should believe them without question.

If somebody on Reddit says they met a celebrity before, or somebody they vaguely know like their stepmother's brother's co-worker's friend met a celebrity before, and they testify that said celebrity was either heckin wholesome or a piece of shit, you should believe them without question. They 100% deserve the benefit of the doubt, and 99% of the time most stories like these are believable.

2 Comments
2025/02/05
05:12 UTC

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Utah blocked my only fans account

Does anyone know how this will affect my custody negotiations?

1 Comment
2025/02/05
04:00 UTC

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Hey guys I made a song

2 Comments
2025/02/05
03:51 UTC

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Not a question but I hate ORANGE MAN Magats?

40 Comments
2025/02/05
03:30 UTC

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AITA: I called a group of my Reddit friends to raise the house of this demonic non-democrat who lives near me.

We are totally the most lovable bunch there is. Yessir no calls for murder here.

2 Comments
2025/02/05
03:19 UTC

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AITAH : I'm gay and my dick is small

7 Comments
2025/02/05
00:16 UTC

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Elon bad! (Updoots please)

really needed to get that off my chest.

11 Comments
2025/02/04
22:47 UTC

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Just me and my fellow Redditors being peaceful at our most recent meetup.

T

4 Comments
2025/02/04
22:21 UTC

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How Dare U-faSh-A ?!?!?!

Fascists!!! How dare you enforce immigration laws?!?!? You are literally on stolen land. I'm on stolen land, so I should... deport myself... back to Europe, and ultimately Africa where we all came from. I'm trans bTw, so let's get your facts straight. You are literally Nazis. Mexicans should be allowed to be here without any documentation because FUCK YOU ELON MUSK. White culture does not exist, anyway. It's a social construct, unlike BIPOC people whose cultures should be celebrated and adored by your FASHists asses!!! You are literally all cis white and male, and you are what's wrong with the world. Most inventions were BIPOC contributions anyways. Yes, Newton was a lesbian BLACK woman!!! So was Einstein, but it's always hijacked by "whitey". rEpURaShUnS!!!!! NAO!!!!!

0 Comments
2025/02/04
21:37 UTC

5

Outgooned again!

0 Comments
2025/02/04
21:31 UTC

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TAKE THAT ELON😡😡 (wholesome big chungus, Keanu Reeves)

That’s what you get for messing with Reddit nation 😎😎😎

36 Comments
2025/02/04
21:11 UTC

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Is Canada Good or Bad?

9 Comments
2025/02/04
20:02 UTC

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Should Trump criminalize skinny jeans for ALL youth pastors?

10 Comments
2025/02/04
18:47 UTC

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With the ban of r/WhitePeopleTwitter (RIP in peace my sweet prince) I propose our brand new safe space: r/FascistPeopleBluesky 😂😹🤣 updoots to the left kind hoomans

13 Comments
2025/02/04
12:14 UTC

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DAE watch the Grammys?

3 Comments
2025/02/04
09:54 UTC

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LPT: Straight? Lawful Citizen? Work? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU RACIST SEXIST

0 Comments
2025/02/04
09:48 UTC

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TIL: America is the worlds Disney with extra handicap stalls

0 Comments
2025/02/04
09:46 UTC

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What's the point of this sub when AITAH exists?

6 Comments
2025/02/04
08:59 UTC

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Dear Canadians. You will NEVER be forgiven.

Your poutine fries are disgusting. My people are prepared to give our LIFE to see your nation collapse. We are not alone, the English will join us along with Belgians and Ireland im effort of liberation of fries.

35 Comments
2025/02/04
06:17 UTC

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BREAKING: 25% Tariffs to be placed on all upvotes from Mexican, Canadian, and Chinese redditors until they stop flooding reddit with illegal migrants from X

0 Comments
2025/02/04
06:07 UTC

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So brave (btw thanks for ending the tariffs)

38 Comments
2025/02/04
05:44 UTC

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I identify as a repeat illegal alien and I am currently walking across the Sonora after being deported yet again (sigh) just wondering if anyone is interested in splitting an uber to to tuscon. I give good head.

2 Comments
2025/02/04
05:02 UTC

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I'm the guy who references subreddit names in daily conversation, AMA

r/beatMeatToIt

3 Comments
2025/02/04
03:17 UTC

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Elon musk should buy Reddit and doge the modz

2 Comments
2025/02/03
23:55 UTC

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"Interview with an Incel" ... Adolf Tittler doesn't like this pic of himself, and has made efforts to scrub it from the web.

2 Comments
2025/02/03
23:21 UTC

539

Outjerked again 😭

20 Comments
2025/02/03
22:51 UTC

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Donald Trump signs executive order relocating US capital to the former site of Babylon in Iraq and declaring seven years of darkness

8 Comments
2025/02/03
22:30 UTC

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