I translated this holy text from an ancient tome called 1984:

Western society rests ultimately on the belief that government is omnipotent and that the medical institutions are infallible. But since in reality government is not omnipotent and the medical institutions are not infallible, there is need for an unwearying, moment-to-moment flexibility in the treatment of facts.

The keyword here is Progress. Like so many liberal words, this word has two mutually contradictory meanings.

Applied to an opponent, it means the habit of impudently claiming that lies are truth, in contradiction of the plain facts. Applied to a Doctor, it means a loyal willingness to say that lies are truth when medical institutions demands this.

But it means also the ability to BELIEVE that lies are truth, and more, to KNOW that lies are truth, and to forget that one has ever believed the contrary.

This demands a continuous alteration of the past, made possible by the system of thought which really embraces all the rest, and which is known in medical journals as science.

Original:

Oceanic society rests ultimately on the belief that Big Brother is omnipotent and that the Party is infallible. But since in reality Big Brother is not omnipotent and the party is not infallible, there is need for an unwearying, moment-to-moment flexibility in the treatment of facts. The keyword here is BLACKWHITE. Like so many Newspeak words, this word has two mutually contradictory meanings. Applied to an opponent, it means the habit of impudently claiming that black is white, in contradiction of the plain facts. Applied to a Party member, it means a loyal willingness to say that black is white when Party discipline demands this. But it means also the ability to BELIEVE that black is white, and more, to KNOW that black is white, and to forget that one has ever believed the contrary. This demands a continuous alteration of the past, made possible by the system of thought which really embraces all the rest, and which is known in Newspeak as DOUBLETHINK.

Seriously. That anti-vax plague rat RFKKK Jr has been fighting against our holy elixir for decades. And now he wants to take away my Red 40?

You see, I have about a dozen chronic illnesses and mental health disorders. I have depression, anxiety, OCD, ADHD, ADD, and autism. I'm afraid that if he and the Orange Satan make me change my diet, my heath problems will only get worse!

So can anyone help me buy Red 40 by the barrel before he gets confirmed? Fauci bless.

In light of all the recent demonic and destructive Executive orders from the Orange Satan, having been baptized by Selena Gomez’s tears, AND in solidarity with all the oppressed alphabet groups….Ok deep breath….here we go….I am publicly announcing TODAY that my true identity is a spandex wearing, (non-toxic) alpha male, who fronts an 80’s hair metal band AND since my everyday reality is the 1980’s, I am PROUDLY “down with the ladies.” I know…I KNOW…this may come as a shock to my pfellow pFamily in the true pFaith! Some of you are LITERALLY shaking right now as you read this but I ask EVERYONE for your respect, support, and acceptance as I walk out this journey from the inside out. In fact, pray for me as tomorrow Amazon is delivering the guy liner and Aqua Net which will help me begin my physical transformation. One more thing I ask is that from henceforth I am requiring that you all use my new personal pronouns - Bret/Michaels.

It’s time for a change!

Edit OH GOD THAT WAS A MISTAKE THAT SHOULD SAY DEPORT THE UNVACCINATED HOW DO YOU UNDO THIS THING

Don’t get vaccinated die of COVID.

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