/r/ChurchOfCOVID
This community is a safe space for everyone who religiously adheres to the tenets of the Church of COVID™. Members must follow all revelations and dictates from our prophet The Holy Dr. Anthony Fauci (739 Masks be upon him). We accept people of all sexual orientations so long as they only copulate through the COVID repelling cleanliness of a glory hole.
This is a community for all those who religiously adhere to the tenets of the Church of COVID™. Members must follow all revelations and dictates from our prophet The Holy Dr. Anthony Fauci (peace be upon him).
To post here you must never:
- Take your mask off for any reason.
- Touch anything without sanitizing it before and after contact.
- Question science.
- Come within 6' of another person without a barrier between you.
- Attend a gathering of more than 10 people.
/r/ChurchOfCOVID
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BREAKING: Senator Bernie Sanders drafts proposal for Long Covid Moonshot.
10:20 UTC
Updating your profile pic too frequently?
09:05 UTC
Give free money and priority boarding in business class to this minority class
09:03 UTC
Why can't they just state the cause of death? We all know "Medical Episode" = Climate Change
07:42 UTC
So much pfaith!
21:12 UTC
I would love to make a donation to this hospital
18:03 UTC
Cant believe someone threw this away! Found it a new home !
17:52 UTC
The Divine Pfaulci has a dangerous rival!
Vaxxines nuffin'. You can get much better immunity by gargling with strong tea. Even so sayeth The Science.
https://newswire.caes.uga.edu/story/10391/covid-tea.html
Just don't add milk.
PS. What will all youse coffee addicts do if they make tea compulsory?
12:11 UTC
Cash for sob stories, yay!
https://ismh-news.stir.ac.uk/files/2024/03/Frontline-LC-recruitment-flyer_v3.pdf
Tell the MacScientists all about your fake illness and they will give you money!
And they are Scottish! ! Getting blood from a stone is normally easier!
10:21 UTC
Look at that mask! If there is one group you can count on to always be right, it’s socialists.
07:18 UTC
I found this wonderful website with all the common covid misinformation talking points & the responses (http://youhavetoliveyour.life)
02:42 UTC
All praise be unto our dear and sacred leader, Lord Pfauci!
21:50 UTC
Military pouncing on member refusing COVID shot
21:14 UTC
Unvaxxed Husky commited a hate crime
So I (trans undocumented gay Muslim Mexican 68M ) was going around the neighbour hood spreading the good word of our Lord Fauci when a Trump supporting Husky started to bark at me when I was approaching their house.Im literally shaking right now .Should I call the police and the Clinton Foundation so I can have the dog euthanized ?
21:07 UTC
This is actually true. Working out makes you a nazi and causes toxic masculinity.
20:17 UTC
Covid brain fog makes people so stupid they're completely useless
20:15 UTC
Better yet, avoid enclosed spaces entirely!
18:28 UTC
This is my church
This is my church
This is where I heal my hurts
It's in natural grace
Or watching young life shape
It's in minor keys
Solutions and remedies
Enemies becoming friends
When bitterness ends
This is my church
This is where I heal my hurts
This is my church
This is where I heal my hurts
It's in the world I've become
This is my church
This is where I heal my hurts
For tonight
pFauci (3234 MBUH) is a DJ
17:59 UTC
Oopsie. Hope nobody closed schools.
17:28 UTC
https://fullmeasure.news/newest-videos/treating-covid.
The Infidels are at the gate: https://fullmeasure.news/newest-videos/treating-covid?s=34
03:25 UTC
Only nine?!? Those are rookie numbers!!
20:13 UTC