/r/ChurchOfCOVID
This community is a safe space for everyone who religiously adheres to the tenets of the Church of COVID™. Members must follow all revelations and dictates from our prophet The Holy Dr. Anthony Fauci (739 Masks be upon him). We accept people of all sexual orientations so long as they only copulate through the COVID repelling cleanliness of a glory hole.
This is a community for all those who religiously adhere to the tenets of the Church of COVID™. Members must follow all revelations and dictates from our prophet The Holy Dr. Anthony Fauci (peace be upon him).
To post here you must never:
- Take your mask off for any reason.
- Touch anything without sanitizing it before and after contact.
- Question science.
- Come within 6' of another person without a barrier between you.
- Attend a gathering of more than 10 people.
/r/ChurchOfCOVID
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Sistren and brothren in Pfaith™🙏, behold a true believer whose Pfaith™ is stronger than life itself! Praise be! Praise be!
04:34 UTC
Id the Government won’t force you, do it yourself
12:48 UTC
I still can't believe it.
05:29 UTC
Banned from (r)pics
Banned from r/ pics because of my pfaith in churchofCOVID. What a ridiculous leftist subreddit r|pics is, collecting these bans like it's my day job from now on.
#Badge-of-honor 🫡
00:34 UTC
Ladies and gentlemen, our Minister of Health has been doxxed!
22:59 UTC
These are Pfish and not fish
Share this video so Antivaxers cannot enjoy their Poke Salmon Bowl anymore
19:24 UTC
Emergency Plan for when TR*MP gets EL*CTED doesn't even Mention THE P*NDEMIC!
10:43 UTC
I see your pfaith and raise you one booster
21:31 UTC
18:44 UTC
I'll have immunity, right...
14:22 UTC
Momala kissing Dougy with masks on
01:59 UTC
Religious persecution in the Netherlands
00:46 UTC
Old habits die hard. I'm talking about masking here. #votemomala
22:15 UTC
Screaming at 2-year-old maga antivaxxers isunderstandable but to go around maskless in public - DISGRACEFUL!!!
18:17 UTC
Bros. It’s over bros. Like godamn that Joe Rogan should be dead from covid and horse paste. Now he literally has Adolph Hitler on and Elon Musks pseudo apartheid bots are making it look like people are actually watching. Thank science most republican voters died during the pandemic.
23:37 UTC
If Harris wasn’t so supportive of dystopian vaccine mandate implementation I’d be changing my vote. Absolutely infuriating
17:19 UTC
Throw away your nose pokers! One cough is all you need...
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-76639-9
"this study proposed the CoughFeatureRanker algorithm, which delves into the robustness of pivotal features embedded within cough audios. The CoughFeatureRanker algorithm selects the most prominent features based on their optimal discriminatory performance from 15 features to detect COVID-19."
Sorted!
16:04 UTC
The most pfaithful...
14:25 UTC
Who knew a piece of fabric would be the perfect way to show support for the "current thing"?
23:59 UTC
THIS IS AN ABOMINATION!!!
23:10 UTC
Finally some sanity is returning to the White House!
21:01 UTC