/r/ChurchOfCOVID
This community is a safe space for everyone who religiously adheres to the tenets of the Church of COVID™. Members must follow all revelations and dictates from our prophet The Holy Dr. Anthony Fauci (739 Masks be upon him). We accept people of all sexual orientations so long as they only copulate through the COVID repelling cleanliness of a glory hole.
This is a community for all those who religiously adhere to the tenets of the Church of COVID™. Members must follow all revelations and dictates from our prophet The Holy Dr. Anthony Fauci (peace be upon him).
To post here you must never:
- Take your mask off for any reason.
- Touch anything without sanitizing it before and after contact.
- Question science.
- Come within 6' of another person without a barrier between you.
- Attend a gathering of more than 10 people.
/r/ChurchOfCOVID
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Confession: I’m a 58 year old woman who wants kids and got this off some dodgy redditor. Why isn’t it working? (If it makes any difference I am a trans woman)
07:01 UTC
Our Prophet deserved more than a single sticker!
05:43 UTC
Brought to you by Pfizer!
23:26 UTC
Train passengers wearing white protective masks, one with the additional message "Wear a mask or go to jail", during the 1918 flu pandemic in California.
20:14 UTC
Mpox potion marketing campaign suggestions needed
We struggled to vaccinate the covid non-believers, how the HELL are we going to convince the heathens to protect each other against Mpox?
19:45 UTC
Mpox- a disease so naughty that you are forbidden to say the full name
This time, we’re going to hoard condoms!
16:55 UTC
For the uninitiated
14:39 UTC
When you don’t follow WHO guidelines
14:12 UTC
Don’t risk a permanent change in your appearance and voice
14:09 UTC
It's literally none of your business if folx have or haven't had their Mpox jab yet. Have some respect for someone's medical privacy, y'all.
14:00 UTC
Latest WHO masking guidance
11:18 UTC
Easy way to filter out nonbelievers. Finally good-paying Church Of Covid jobs!
04:58 UTC
Heretics
21:00 UTC
Met a church member today at a festival in Germany!
I am glad to meet $afe and €ffective conscious church members!
1000 masks be upon xhey!
20:46 UTC
Monkeypox..?
14:04 UTC
My father wants to move to a “state” that banned monkey pox vaccinations
How do you speak to someone knowing they’re already dead?
14:02 UTC
Literally no one was forced, and if they were it was a good thing!!
11:32 UTC
The Europeans are Blessed: Vaccination Card Scheduled for Launch in September 2024
10:30 UTC
So Who Cares if Two XY Chromosome Humans Competed for the WOMEN'S Boxing Olympic Gold Medal? Question is, WERE THEY VACCINATED or NOT?!
05:28 UTC
I’m doing my part to fight MonkeyPox. What are you doing to prevent the new MonkeyPox global pandemic?
03:28 UTC
Just stumbled on this sub!
Hey!
No harm intended, and no ill will to anyone. Genuenly asking, is this sub a joke or is this for real?
03:18 UTC
Will the new global pandemic vaccines be mrna?
i have lost track whether it is monkey pox or sloth fever but are the vaccines coming out for these pandemic mrna bases?
i guess covid was so old they needed a new virus to get people to get boosted.
will we get 2 different vaccines or all in 1?
monkey pox sounds much scarier than covid.
01:50 UTC
Aussie humor is weird
22:13 UTC
Wow this is terrifying
20:10 UTC
NO LAUGHING MATTER: my wife's boyfriend thinks the WHO are overreacting by declaring Mpox a Global emergency, but literally everyone in my Facebook dogging group has got it at the moment!!
Mpox does not discriminate, y'all. It's coming for the young and old alike. Even pets aren't safe. My friends Bruce and Fabio (lovely couple) recently lost their new gerbil to Mpox. They're absolutely devastated and you're laughing?! You selfish plague-rats better have learned your lesson from COVID; I expect full compliance this time around.
Can we just listen to the fucking Experts this time, please? I'm begging y'all: LET THEM COOK. If Hotez (No Debates Be Upon Him) says we need another lockdown, we need another lockdown. If Tedros (Emergency Powers Be Upon Him) tells us to mask up, we mask the FUCK up. If Fauci (MBUH) declares Christmas is cancelled, y'all cut down the fucking tree and wait till next year.
I'm honestly so let down by my wife's boyfriend treating this like a joke. He just laughed in my face when I called him away from clapping my wife's cheeks to tell him this news. I expected better from Y'allsuke. He should be extra grateful and subservient to the WHO after they changed the fucking name of this deadly and terrifying disease so progressive Liberals like me were no longer compelled to point out the racist connotations that no one but us picked up on. Where is the loyalty? Where is the appreciation?
18:37 UTC
Please pray for a vaccine!
17:04 UTC