/r/ChurchOfCOVID

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This community is a safe space for everyone who religiously adheres to the tenets of the Church of COVID™. Members must follow all revelations and dictates from our prophet The Holy Dr. Anthony Fauci (739 Masks be upon him). We accept people of all sexual orientations so long as they only copulate through the COVID repelling cleanliness of a glory hole.

This is a community for all those who religiously adhere to the tenets of the Church of COVID™. Members must follow all revelations and dictates from our prophet The Holy Dr. Anthony Fauci (peace be upon him).

To post here you must never:

  1. Take your mask off for any reason.
  2. Touch anything without sanitizing it before and after contact.
  3. Question science.
  4. Come within 6' of another person without a barrier between you.
  5. Attend a gathering of more than 10 people.

/r/ChurchOfCOVID

47,675 Subscribers

21

Obviously, Trump is already faking numbers 🤬

5 Comments
2024/12/15
03:28 UTC

362

Whoever did this needs to be arrested.

24 Comments
2024/12/15
01:43 UTC

71

Found this absolute gem of a video.

22 Comments
2024/12/15
01:41 UTC

4

CRISPR edits DNA and has been telegraphed in video games and movies for years

1 Comment
2024/12/15
00:04 UTC

46

This is interesting…

1 Comment
2024/12/14
23:40 UTC

28

Romanian presidential elections were annulled because this guy won

Praising natural immunity?? Get rid of this science denier

4 Comments
2024/12/14
22:35 UTC

5

The Valiant Masked Fighteresses of the Mexican Revolution! Rifle in hand, mask on the muzzle, dancing like tiktok nurses! Praised xzem be!

0 Comments
2024/12/14
20:26 UTC

7

Judge- too long, didn’t read

0 Comments
2024/12/14
13:36 UTC

407

You’re Welcome. Now where is my medal?

18 Comments
2024/12/14
09:18 UTC

66

How dense can you be to still reject the pf$¥cience€ even after he comes to your door to offer you holy nanoparticles him$elpf?

13 Comments
2024/12/14
09:11 UTC

87

Blessed Be The Fruit!

22 Comments
2024/12/13
21:34 UTC

278

Biden pardons Phizer and Moderna until 2029

Biden gives Pfizer, Moderna immunity from being sued for vax injuries

https://mol.im/a/14189845

48 Comments
2024/12/13
21:21 UTC

195

Doctors must be constantly baffled these days.

7 Comments
2024/12/13
07:57 UTC

47

They Need Vaccines!

18 Comments
2024/12/13
07:39 UTC

366

Someone dodged a bullet.

96 Comments
2024/12/13
04:47 UTC

150

The best Xmas gift a parent could afford. Thank you for masking.

🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

59 Comments
2024/12/13
04:03 UTC

209

Anything but the 💉💉

28 Comments
2024/12/13
02:05 UTC

290

Don't be like this woman

9 Comments
2024/12/12
20:40 UTC

145

Attacking 'The Science'

20 Comments
2024/12/12
20:14 UTC

54

Miracles are all around us praise be

11 Comments
2024/12/12
20:09 UTC

27

I hope they also reimpose TikTok dances and the non-treatment of cancer patients!

4 Comments
2024/12/12
19:26 UTC

71

Don't let your beliefs stand in the way of The Science

10 Comments
2024/12/12
16:00 UTC

455

Oddly enough, Wayne is still alive and well 🤔

38 Comments
2024/12/12
11:54 UTC

52

How are people wearing poorly fitting, bad masks and still not getting sick?

6 Comments
2024/12/11
18:02 UTC

86

Call the police if you see anyone with a big red circle

6 Comments
2024/12/11
12:43 UTC

91

Brain fog ya' say? Was he an annointed disciple of the one true profit? (1MMBUH)

23 Comments
2024/12/11
10:37 UTC

332

The Two Bills

5 Comments
2024/12/11
01:39 UTC

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