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Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 1 posts:

• "Happy Cakeday, r/ChannitShowerThoughts! Today you're 3" by u/AutoModerator

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 1 posts:

• "Happy Cakeday, r/ChannitShowerThoughts! Today you're 2" by u/AutoModerator

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 10 posts:

• "It's surprising how gullible most people are on /r/4chan" by u/HelloIAmNormal
• "Learning more advanced math in school basically unlocks more buttons of the calculator." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
• "It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
• "You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
• "Fahrenheit is basically asking humans how hot it feels. Celsius is basically asking water how hot it feels. Kelvin is basically asking atoms how hot it feels." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
• "A 3 day break, you feel well rested. A 5+ day break, you forget how to be a productive member of society." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
• "If women were the ones with the ballsack, there would be so many bogus scrotal beautification products like special braces and wraps to keep it tight and smooth as you age." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
• "Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn't be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds on loop." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
• "A shark eating a human thinking it’s a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip" by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
• "If future historians don't know how to decode multiple layers of sarcasm, the internet's really going to throw them off." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff

Edit: Just because I wrote something about ballsacks doesn’t mean I’m a man.

I’m not trying to imply women are more superficial than men, just that there’s a lot of unnecessary, bogus products targeted towards us. I also understand there are women with ballsacks, but was trying to keep it short to the point here about gendered expectations. I came here to express a brief shower thought and now I’m halfway through an essay. All the funny is gone!

But thank you for the Dave Chappell bit, had never seen it before and it made my day.

I said “oddly secure” in that we are now generally safe from tiger attacks. I am aware we have laid waste to the environment, due in no small part to the 600 of you that pointed it out.

Edit: If you don’t understand,I meant having exactly a million dollars.