A Marxist internationalist professor and communist partisan was teaching a class on Mao Zedong, a known traitor.

“Before class begins, you must all get on your knees and worship Mao Zedong and accept that he is the true father of the nation, even more so than Sun Yat-sen!”

At this moment a brave, nationalist, conscript NRA champion who had participated in 1500 encirclement campaigns and understood the necessity of flooding the yellow river and supported all military decisions made by the KMT stood up and held a rock.

“How valuable is this rock?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Japanesily and smugly replied: “It is a completely worthless clump of minerals, you stupid imperialist”

“Wrong, this rock was part of the ground in Beijing, which millions have fought to keep Chinese. if you think that has no value as you say it does, you must secretly be a hangyang!”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung. He ran out of the room crying those Maoist crocodile tears. The same tears Maoists cry for the oppressed ‘peasants’ (who today live in such luxury that most don’t get their crops stolen) when they try to claw the justly earned wealth from the deserving landlords. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Lin Xiaoping, wished he had joined the NRA and become more than a treacherous Soviet professor. He wished so much to have horde of sparrows devour him, but he himself had petitioned for them to be exterminated!

The students applauded and joined the KMT that day and accepted Chiang Kai-Chek as Sun’s true successor. A dragon called “Sanmin” flew into the room and perched atop the "Blue Sky with a White Sun" banner and shed a tear on the chalk. The “Zhōnghuá Mínguó guógē” was sung several times and the generalissimo himself showed up to enact a purge on all communists.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died from collectivised starvation and was tormented by his ancestors for all eternity.

讚揚蔣

This part isn't really related to the state of this sub, but I just wanted to ask you guys to support me on my new "passion project".

So here it is...

r/ChinaCuss

A subreddit dedicated to people swearing in Chinese! Pretty cool amirite? Haha. I hope that I can get really lucky again and grow the sub to be as big as this one, and maybe not have it die, but for the people who still lurk on this subreddit please just help a bro out.

But for my plans on this subreddit, I'll start making memes more regularly again and i hope to get more people being active on this sub too.

That's all I wanted to say, thanks for sticking around!