Hey, fellow Redditors! Prepare yourselves for a tale of epic proportions and cat-induced hilarity! 🐱🔥

So, picture this: I thought I was the master of my domain, the ruler of my own home. Little did I know, my feline overlord had other plans in mind. One fateful night, my cat nonchalantly strolled into my room, eyeing me with an air of mischief. And that's when it happened... she introduced me to the world of professional laser pointer chasing. 😼💡

At first, I chuckled, thinking it was just a harmless game. Oh boy, was I wrong! With the flick of her paw, she unleashed a red dot that danced across the room, tantalizingly out of reach. My inner instincts took over, and I morphed into a laser pointer warrior, dashing, jumping, and contorting my body in ways I never thought possible. It was a sight to behold! 🏃‍♂️🤸‍♀️

Days turned into nights, and nights into blurry-eyed, caffeine-fueled marathons. My cat became my merciless coach, demanding precision, agility, and a never-ending commitment to the chase. It was a full-time job! Forget career aspirations; I had a laser dot to catch! 💼🚀

But it didn't end there. Word of my new "profession" spread like wildfire, and soon, I found myself in a secret society of fellow laser pointer chasers. We swapped stories of epic leaps, furniture-climbing stunts, and the occasional embarrassing crash. It was a community of madness and shared obsession. 🌟🤣

Now, here I am, presenting my newfound skills to you, dear Redditors. The Cat Olympics may not exist yet, but I'm ready to pave the way for a new era of laser pointer athletes. So join me, my fellow laser aficionados, in celebrating the absurdity of our feline overlords and the ridiculous lengths we go to entertain them! Let's unite in r/CrazyCatChasers for laughs, memes, and epic tales of laser pointer triumphs! 😹💥

Remember, folks, life's too short to take ourselves seriously. Embrace the madness, chase that dot, and let the laughter echo through the halls of Reddit! 🌈🎉

Dogs: this human feeds me, pets me and gives me a home... They must be a god!

Cats: this human feeds me, pets me and gives me a home... I must be a god!

Ok so my wierd ass cat likes to put things in his water bowl. I've found hair ties (that he stole from me), zip ties, cat toys, and most recently a plastic spider. It scared the crap out of me. Jerk.