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Basic Rules:

1) If it is YOU on your bike, riding, doing stupid shit, it goes. Don't care what activity you're doing. Motocross, wheelies, whatever.

2) No boring pictures. (eg. parked bikes with no interesting modifications)

3) Anyone commenting about "the state of the sub" while having 0 submission history will be perma banned without warning. whiney losers who don't contribute are annoying af.

4) You can do better than "which one of you was this" for post titles

5) No one cares about your crying about dangerous behavior.

7) Bike related text posts are allowed. If you don't like them, downvote them. This is how reddit works.

8) At least try to post non-shit content.

9) 🦑


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/r/CalamariRaceTeam

93,213 Subscribers

46

Which one of you are in Japan?

6 Comments
2024/10/05
20:48 UTC

15

Which one of you are in Japan?

0 Comments
2024/10/05
20:48 UTC

3

2016 sx-f 450 street sprocket selection guidance

2016 sx-f 450 street sprocket selection guidance

Howdy. I recently plated my 2016 sx-f 450 and she performs as well as John Wick shoots. However... most of my commute is 55mph+++, and i want to drop the rpms as low as i realistically can by way of sprocket swaps. It will never see an mx track. It may see non aggressive trails. It prowls on concrete and asphalt more or less exclusively. That being said, i dont need a competitive holeshot really at all. I need top end rpms down, and top speed+++. Open to changing size of one, but absolutely willing to change both front and rear. What should i put on this crazy broad to stretch her legs and allow her to keep her breath? I absolutely appreciate your time and knowledge sharing that replying to this will afford me!

2 Comments
2024/10/05
04:27 UTC

12

front brakes randomly locked up on my bike.. should've just wheelied it home :(

17 Comments
2024/10/05
02:00 UTC

167

A post of just riding a bike...

26 Comments
2024/10/04
23:22 UTC

64

My husband snapped a cute pic of me and my boyfriend on our way to work.

9 Comments
2024/10/04
23:21 UTC

254

What a legend.

Bet he didn't even have to change his knickers.

29 Comments
2024/10/04
17:36 UTC

0

Never EVER let me catch you doing the speed limit on a motorcycle.

23 Comments
2024/10/04
15:12 UTC

109

Which one of you legends own this thing?

11 Comments
2024/10/04
06:36 UTC

104

OOOOooooo New sticker.

7 Comments
2024/10/04
00:15 UTC

891

For the brrrap crossdressers

64 Comments
2024/10/03
21:10 UTC

20

New holescratcher

05 sv1000s 🫦 can’t wait to have my boyfriend in the back

17 Comments
2024/10/03
20:51 UTC

131

ask and you shall receive

14 Comments
2024/10/03
20:18 UTC

114

Anyone else die a bit inside seeing shit like this? ATGATT

Seems like anything less than a gimp suit is basically a death sentence to them. ATGATT

64 Comments
2024/10/03
12:29 UTC

91

Shitheap cg125 do good willies

4 Comments
2024/10/02
23:16 UTC

116

Almost had my first oopsie whoopsie

Idk why but I panicked a little and locked my rear wheel up even though I have ABS

21 Comments
2024/10/02
20:15 UTC

503

$117 ticket for "unsecured load"

I've towed bikes with this hundreds of times and had cops compliment it before. This dude said it was swaying dangerously, excessive speed? and had to tow on a trailer. I obviously knew i was going to get pulled over and indicated I'd take next exit... he had his siren going for a half mile to the exit and a good 15 seconds at the light on off ramp before I turned onto the next safe street. It was wierd af.

I was also on my way to the Vet for an emergency and had my dog in my lap with clearly his eye swollen af. The cop kept trying to escalate as if I was trying to argue with him when I kept saying sorry I didn't know and hasn't been an issue before.

Then had me wait for 30 min with my license to then hand me a $117 ticket saying he was cutting me a break not towing the bike...

155 Comments
2024/10/02
17:19 UTC

68

Is this the only way to attain Nirvana ?

12 Comments
2024/10/02
14:26 UTC

0

I know this is one of you

1 Comment
2024/10/02
13:58 UTC

168

How we ride

13 Comments
2024/10/02
13:21 UTC

15

Does anyone Remember this?

Does anyone Remember these releases?

Definitely sobering to see the squids of Darwin. Don't be them fam ❤️

https://youtu.be/RpdZgypOPdA?si=AX583iG7BxAHNh-S

4 Comments
2024/10/01
16:46 UTC

40

Will this work for my safety butt plug?

5 Comments
2024/10/01
01:43 UTC

78

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i am fucking BURNING through my shoes im gonna need to glue some steel on the bottom for these fag drag circles

7 Comments
2024/09/30
17:25 UTC

16

What do we think about SV650?

I’m coming over from dual sport on a drz400, call me street curious. Would a sv650 be a good bike or would I get bored quickly? I’ve ridden a ktm690 enduro which is a rip on the road but it’s a hundred pounds lighter than the sv650. Locking for something that will give me a thrill while I’m commuting. Bored to death in my truck every day but the DRZ is too slow to keep up with highway traffic. It’s only fun on dirt, rocks, and slower twisty roads.

Would I be better off getting a T7? It has the same hp and weight but it sits more like a dirt bike than a street bike. I’ve only ridden one with knobbies and it wobbled bad going 80.

62 Comments
2024/09/30
04:01 UTC

251

We all know who this is for

37 Comments
2024/09/30
03:55 UTC

57

Canyon road clibbins

Took mah gaw dam baby out right from under me

17 Comments
2024/09/30
00:35 UTC

0

New boyfriend

Y'all, I'm trying to pick up a new boyfriend. I'm new to riding, still gotta get my license and shit, but I need help choosing the right one. I'm torn between finding a Yamaha, or a Kawasaki, but a Husqvarna touring also looks sexy. Can y'all help?

12 Comments
2024/09/30
00:28 UTC

403

The most female attention I've ever gotten on a bike

40 Comments
2024/09/29
21:38 UTC

384

Uploading this one for you know who, $20 is $20

41 Comments
2024/09/29
21:26 UTC

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