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Basic Rules:

1) If it is YOU on your bike, riding, doing stupid shit, it goes. Don't care what activity you're doing. Motocross, wheelies, whatever.

2) No boring pictures. (eg. parked bikes with no interesting modifications)

3) Anyone commenting about "the state of the sub" while having 0 submission history will be perma banned without warning. whiney losers who don't contribute are annoying af.

4) You can do better than "which one of you was this" for post titles

5) No one cares about your crying about dangerous behavior.

7) Bike related text posts are allowed. If you don't like them, downvote them. This is how reddit works.

8) At least try to post non-shit content.

9) No screenshots of text posts from the other sub. No duh they're chronically online regards that don't ride, nobody cares.

10) 🦑


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/r/CalamariRaceTeam

95,484 Subscribers

18

Le whoolie

-1/+2 sprocket change = more whoolies

6 Comments
2025/02/01
04:06 UTC

49

My boy can’t even drag skull

2 Comments
2025/01/31
01:01 UTC

3

Recommendations of brands with the best apparel? Not GEAR... apparel

Saw a "Voss Helmets" hoodie the other day and loved the look. Personally would never wear their helmets.. but got me thinking, what other brands have apparel that you like? Primarily thinking t-shirts and hoodies.

14 Comments
2025/01/30
11:37 UTC

22

So where's the equivalent subreddit for Cars?

I tried posting a short stint on my 05 WRX STI to r/togue, but they are super straight over there and was just wondering if any of you squids made something similar for rippin cars around!

EDIT: It's here at r/CagedCalamari! Just made a new subreddit for anyone interested!

38 Comments
2025/01/29
20:06 UTC

169

fuck me, im rusty after those few winter months

23 Comments
2025/01/29
15:10 UTC

24

Electric motorcycles. Gay or nay? Let's discuss.

I don't know about going fully electric, but why don't we have hybrid bikes for example?

Sure the battery will make them heavy as fuck, but think about commuting in the city on a small electric motor, and then going fast as fuck.

Or use the two motors in tandem like a lot of boxes do, to give the main motor that extra ooomph.

98 Comments
2025/01/29
11:46 UTC

140

Mexican highways hit

4 Comments
2025/01/29
07:53 UTC

5

Embarrassing

2 guys 1 killswitch

2 Comments
2025/01/29
01:09 UTC

149

Dude said my boyfriend's dump truck was obstructing traffic... think he just wanted to steal my man

9 Comments
2025/01/28
16:16 UTC

77

How do yall feel about this

54 Comments
2025/01/28
00:50 UTC

282

Feel this belongs here lol

19 Comments
2025/01/27
22:41 UTC

9

Learning how to cook on the CRF450

Took the advice of a few people here and the bf's inlaws to borrow the 450 for the pursuit of knowledge and had a good time.

This clip was after probably a good two hours in the trails to get a good feel for the bike.

The last one I finally hit BP for a split second, shit myself, laid the rear brake on, glad it wasn't on the FZ1 😅

Camera died, spent another hour or so chasing BP, getting close, maintaining rear brake, riding them out, etc.

Kinda making me wish I would've gotten the DRZ SM, but I do a lot of highway so oh well.

4 Comments
2025/01/27
18:38 UTC

0

Here we go

I wanna join the Calamari Race Team. I already work at a place that sells calamari, AND I have a motorcycle.

6 Comments
2025/01/27
18:25 UTC

1,108

Just finished court for this so now I can share it

$2,000 in tickets and 6 month license suspension handed down today lel

70 Comments
2025/01/27
18:00 UTC

22

Working on wheelies and busted my fork seals

I expected this eventually. I don’t want to change them yet until I can put the wheelie down softer. How long can I go without changing them?

23 Comments
2025/01/27
15:29 UTC

108

Still out rain or shine

4 Comments
2025/01/27
03:53 UTC

52

This is what’s left!

I’m in full stunt bike mode. I need a front rim and left fork tube minimum so far. Any deals to help a brother get back on two wheels

39 Comments
2025/01/27
00:59 UTC

463

Show offs

36 Comments
2025/01/26
12:14 UTC

165

Leaning issue

My Harley keeps tilting backwards when i pin the throttle and dump the clutch. Any fixes for this?

9 Comments
2025/01/25
23:54 UTC

161

It’s really about how gentle you are on the downstroke that turns me on

Probably gay

16 Comments
2025/01/25
03:24 UTC

106

some shitty gay whoolies to keep you through the day

5 Comments
2025/01/24
12:54 UTC

0

“Please, don’t” 😂

4 Comments
2025/01/23
08:09 UTC

156

Playing tag with friends!

state, 2 counties, and sheriffs. Lots of friends!

10 Comments
2025/01/22
21:58 UTC

107

Why does my motorcycle make noises when I twist the right hand???????

21 Comments
2025/01/21
10:35 UTC

0

Seen this on r/TheRandomest thought you squids would enjoy!!

13 Comments
2025/01/21
00:24 UTC

12

Vibrator not working not working?? Already tried everything? Try this.

Figured I should put this out here.
I don't even have a vibrator at the moment, sadly I sold my Bad dragon a while ago, but maybe it'll help someone.I certainly know I went absolutey mad trying to get this fixed.

I had a Bad Dragon Chance Flared XL with vibrator.
Specifically picked one with a vibrator, cuz yk, gay sex is unsafe enough as it is.

Couple years down the line, I do a safety & riding-training, same as every spring.

We're practicing emergency pounding to a full orgasm.
I feel my dick go limp... limper and limper.
WTF, isn't that what a vibrator should prevent?

I put the rear down. Tried again. Again my dick is going limp.

Ye, somehow desite the vibrator malfunction warning light not being on - my vibrator is not working.
Ofc that put a dent into my planned riding season, didn't ride more during that year.

Checked a couple things myself. No success.
Brought the bike to a reputable vibrator mechanic.
200 € and various experiments later, no success.

I thought I need to replace something, maybe the motor unit was broken... got the parts, never got around to installing them, founded a business and ended up with no time for riding – eventually ended up with the realization that I'd need to be selling the vibrator (great, selling a vibrator with a broken motor...)

Rode her a last time. Suddely someone jerked off in front of me. Emergency Braking time. Mentally prepared for my dick exploding, I squeezed my ass.
TAKTAKTAKTAKTAK – the motor sprung to life.
Wtf? Why now?

Then I puzzled it all together. The Chance Flared XL was one of the earliest Bad Dragon Dildos with a vibrator.
My asshole was from 2016 and being manufactured about a decade later than the original my ass came with, much more grippy.
The place where the safety & riding-training took place, former air force baracks must also have been extremely grippy .
And the combination of all that must have lead to near-perfect riding conditions.
And the only way I can explain all that – the riding conditions and the total grip provided by this extreme gripp... that must have been outside the operating parameters of the Bad Dragons vibrator.
Basically, imo the total grip was so much that the Vibrator must have interpreted that as "too tight" (as in – ass is too tight, vibrator is stuck, don't start the motor or ass will start rupturing/whatever).

Its not a great explaination, but its the only one I have.
I very strongly doubt that this is something that would happen in any Bad Dragon manufactured in the last decade, as vibrator systems have surely become way more sophisticated since then.

Of course first always check all the other possible reasons (dirty sensor and whatnot, theres plenty of pages and checklists out there what to check when your vibrator stops working, I'll not copypaste all that here).
But if noone of those are it... and your vibrator malfunction light isnt even on... then maybe your vibrator being old and your ass being new and grippy might just be the problem.

Safe riding to ya'all !

10 Comments
2025/01/20
19:21 UTC

416

New guy wasn’t ready for full send

29 Comments
2025/01/20
16:54 UTC

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