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Basic Rules:

1) If it is YOU on your bike, riding, doing stupid shit, it goes. Don't care what activity you're doing. Motocross, wheelies, whatever.

2) No boring pictures. (eg. parked bikes with no interesting modifications)

3) Anyone commenting about "the state of the sub" while having 0 submission history will be perma banned without warning. whiney losers who don't contribute are annoying af.

4) You can do better than "which one of you was this" for post titles

5) No one cares about your crying about dangerous behavior.

7) Bike related text posts are allowed. If you don't like them, downvote them. This is how reddit works.

8) At least try to post non-shit content.

9) 🦑


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/r/CalamariRaceTeam

94,694 Subscribers

141

Boys I honestly can't tell if this page is satire or not. My guy is asking if this is safe. Have these people never loaded a 200kg bike in the back of a Ute before like???

44 Comments
2024/12/01
00:54 UTC

122

Saw this on fb. What in tarnation?!

38 Comments
2024/11/30
21:59 UTC

139

I leave this one to all the Top Squid.

22 Comments
2024/11/29
08:52 UTC

337

When a top squid pull up beside a real woman.

10 Comments
2024/11/28
23:48 UTC

22

2 hours left

2 hours left until this beauty is delivered to me. Im so hyped and cant wait to turn it into a SM. ( I wanted the longer fork of the enduro ) also will install the buttplug right away

1 Comment
2024/11/28
23:37 UTC

32

Buttplugs while riding - is it a good idea?

Hi everyone, I'm planning to use such buttplugs while touring and long rides. During my last ride I was a bit tired and felt it must be because of hours of exhaust and sound of engine and wind. Will this help? Or any better suggestion?

16 Comments
2024/11/28
22:01 UTC

93

Does this belong here?

Not me, but found this on reddit and just enjoy this so much... this guy is definitely going places: probably mostly the asphalt, but great entertainment

13 Comments
2024/11/28
16:56 UTC

106

So I rode an S1000RR again . . .

Now if only I could afford one . . .

7 Comments
2024/11/28
15:43 UTC

42

Is this really a gay site?

It seems like every other comment on here is so gay. I’m sorry. But I just have to know

71 Comments
2024/11/28
10:35 UTC

58

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃

I got it up this time

7 Comments
2024/11/28
06:28 UTC

9

First stunt spill

Took my first spill doing a stoppie at a light 😂 only mad I didn't get it on film.

0 Comments
2024/11/27
23:14 UTC

167

Couldn’t get it up 😔

38 Comments
2024/11/27
22:58 UTC

12

This guy put a rocket on his bike 💀

5 Comments
2024/11/27
16:08 UTC

29

I'll take two

11 Comments
2024/11/27
12:49 UTC

66

my first bike is too slow

so I've only been riding for a week, so I bought this beautiful turbo hayabusa in the picture here. my problem is that it's way too slow! I can barely merge on the highway, the previous owner said it's only been ridden a handful of times and that it's the fastest bike you can buy but it's just not fast enough for a first time rider. anyone know what to do?

10 Comments
2024/11/27
06:40 UTC

23

These new motorcycle chain advertisements r getting absurd

The gold is nice though

4 Comments
2024/11/27
04:19 UTC

152

I know the rules, but hear me out.

Felt cute, might delete later. Calamari village people ride anyone? So I can be safe, and sexy. Went on my first real ride today. Almost 60 miles, 92 on the bike so far. Can't wait to be out of break in.

33 Comments
2024/11/27
04:15 UTC

9

Is it normal to be scared while going slow when you're first learning to ride?

I got my first motorcycle, a hayabusa clone, a month ago and until tonight I've only ridden it around my back yard (due to not having a license). Today I went and passed my written test and I'm going to take my driving test tomorrow. To practice, went to a big empty parking lot tonight and had some fun with it, but I realized that quickly decelerating/going slow scared me. I wasn't doing but maybe 40-50 mph, but it felt really slow. Il know it's a big bike, but is it normal to be scared like this when you're first learning to ride?

If I pass my test tomorrow, I'll be taking my bike to work and i'll have to slow down and park it there, so I'm hoping this fear goes away...

14 Comments
2024/11/27
02:53 UTC

38

Need leathers, don't want to look too straight.

Hi squids.

I'm all set to be a middle aged dad who only rides on the track. I've got an old SV650 with some suspension mods and braided lines, I've got some Chinese 'Metzler equivalent' semis and I will chuck some eBay fibreglass fairings on it. The pipe has been debaffled for no performance gain, but the carbied V Twin sounds sick at idle.

So I need a middle aged man, weekend hero power ranger suit. I am an unashamed Suzuki fanboy, so these need to be blue. Repping an oil company or energy drink who don't pay me isn't essential but wouldn't be out of character.

My brand prefence is Alpinestars, because whenever you see an Alpinestars sticker on a ute, van or a trailer, you know the owner is a person of substance and their weekends include only the classiest of activities. I'm not completely wed to AStars though because their current offerings just aren't blue enough.

I do need my suit to be compatible with an airbag system and my expanding 42 year old waistline. I'm not fat fat yet, but I don't look like Fabio Quatararo with my shirt off either. I fill out my leathers more like Jorge Lorenzo does these days.

What will suit my needs and maybe help me sell some pics to u/itscoldoutsideyeah ? I'm hoping selling some pics of my chubby arse in leathers will help pay for tyres and fuel.

17 Comments
2024/11/27
00:05 UTC

84

Do I look too big for this bike?

15 Comments
2024/11/26
20:13 UTC

109

First wheelie ever

Almost done fitting my 2020 grom with stunt parts and I did my first wheelie after like 45 mins of practice. Also stoppies 😂

12 Comments
2024/11/26
05:17 UTC

241

Dirt bike on the dragon was the best bad idea I’ve had in a while

Smile and wave boys

17 Comments
2024/11/26
03:22 UTC

117

Who is drinking this?

14 Comments
2024/11/25
19:29 UTC

36

Last year my buddy went down on Natchez trace in nashville TN on his yamaha and passed away. He was my peer and fellow business owner in the marine industryWondering if he ever posted here or was part of this group. His name was Jonathon Goldman. He rode a Yamaha r1, Ducati 1199 white/gold flake.

11 Comments
2024/11/25
06:51 UTC

164

I love my R1

May be an older bike but gah this thing is just 👌

42 Comments
2024/11/25
06:41 UTC

64

scraper

6 Comments
2024/11/25
05:19 UTC

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