Edit: Custom cards are sold :)

The custom cards are:

• Bolt-action buttcheeks.
• Get the fuck out of my house.
• Rage quitting in the middle of a LoL game.
• Shitting my pants while waiting for loot to drop.
• Getting stoned and binge-watching House with the cats.
• Blue waffles.

Please don't judge, these were a product of the times lol. I have NO idea what those are worth. The rest have a general price on ebay.

I'm located in Germany, consider that when you want to get your items shipped!
Unopened packs I have:

House of Cards Pack
Post Trump Pack
Midterm Pack
TableTop Pack
Box Expansion Pack
Reject Pack 1, 2 and 3
Holiday Pack 12, 13 and 14
The 2 secret cards from the BBB V2
Design Pack
Retail Product Pack
Geek Pack v 1.0
Mass Effect Pack

Opened packs without the booster blister I have:

Climate Catastrophe Pack
Picture Card Pack 3
Scary Pack
90s Pack
2000s Pack

Edit: Forgot the Midterm Pack

Selling this as a set only. These items were obtained directly from official sources (their website, a convention they attended, Target, etc). $140, free shipping to US addresses.

https://imgur.com/a/rFbSbHb

• 1 x Condom Against Humanity (sealed)
• 2 x Dad Pack (DVD version, unopened - the original DVD cases are not included)
• 1 x Mass Effect Pack (unopened)
• 1 x Non-denominational Seasons Greetings Pack (blue/white packaging with images of presents, sealed)
• 1 x partial PAX East 2014 Pack (includes cards 1, 3, 6, 8, 9, 13, 16, 24, and 27)
• 1 x Pride Pack (silver packaging, sealed - version does not contain glitter)
• 1 x Retail Product Pack (sealed)
• 3 x Sloth Card

• Desert Bus For Hope Pack (24 Cards)
• PAX Prime 2014 Response Card: "Go f*** yourself."
• PAX Prime 2014 Custom Printed Cards (Any of them)
• Sealed Canadian Conversion Kit with Y fold shrink wrap.
• Procedurally Generated Unique Cards.
• PAX 2012 Oops Kit (14 Cards)
• If you know someone who can make decent custom replica cards. I have 300+ custom cards I would like to pay to have them made.

— I have a friend who is looking for the cards below —

• 2014 PAX Prime Panel Pack (10 cards)
• 2015 PAX Cherry Popsicle Pack Response Card: “A Mexican Child trapped inside of a burrito.”

I have both. Make me an offer! 🙃

2014 Poster
2016 Poster

I've had these forever and I just don't care for them anymore. They were amazing memories but this time of my life is over. :) The 2014 one is signed by all the CAH dudes and is #353/430 of the limited run. Any interested collectors? Not looking for swaps, just looking to sell.

Not sure this is the place for this but.. these are some of the Cards Against Humanity Clones I’ve found and thought it might be fun to use the Base game (UA) Is Unofficial expansions if anyone knows any other ones please let me know!

(UA) Crabs Adjust Humidity Vol 1-7 (CAH Quality Cards)

(UA) Clones Attack Hilarity #1-2

(UA) Cards With No Sensitivity Vol 1-2

Grounded for Life! (Has Expansion Pack)

Cuffing Season (NSFW)

Cards Christians Like (Has a bunch of Expansion Packs)

The Catholic Card Game (Has 4 Expansion Packs)

Kids Against Maturity

Games Of Walt

Cads About Matrimony (Dating Related Cards)

Disgruntled Decks (Armed Forces Related Cards)

The Game Without Decency

Trump Against Humanity (Maybe UA not sure)

Kinder Perfect

Hello! I received a CAH Main Deck (ver. 1.7) as a White Elephant gift recently but noticed it was missing a single black card.

Using the very useful spreadsheet on r/cardsagainsthumanity, I determined which black card was missing.

Lifetime® presents "______: the Story of ______."

Does anyone have a spare set or cards of this black card that is willing to part with it?

I am open if you wanted to sell it to me, or the least I can do is pay for shipping in an envelope (old school mail).

Please PM or reply.

Thank you and much love for any help with a Christmas miracle! lol

UPDATE: Thanks to the wonderful u/jenntagious this request has been completed. I can't thank her enough for being able to help and being so kind!

I have 2, 3, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 15, 16, 17,18, and 20 up for grabs. Ideally a few bucks for shipping if someone wants them.

May come across other random CAH holiday things, I participated 2 or 3 years. Will update accordingly

These were all obtained after doing a private dinner at the CAH HQ in chicago. All are sealed.

Highlights include: -Canadian Conversion Kit -UK Conversion Kit -House of Cards Pack -Mass Effect Pack -Box Expansion -Vote Hillary/Trump

Hey everyone,

I was going through some old boxes and I found some unopened PAX East packs which I wanted to offload. https://i.imgur.com/RTcD3sD.jpg

I've got;

• 1x Pack A
• 2x Pack B

(1x A and 2x B have been purchased)

I'm not sure what they are worth, or if there is anything that I can do to prove that I was at PAX back in 2013, but if you scroll through my reddit account you can see that I used to live in Boston back then.

I was hoping that someone in America would be kind enough send the Movie Night Pack over to the U.K. I would of course send money over for the game and postage (although will have to be after my pay day on 23rd). I expect payment would most likely need to be sent through pay pal.

Ive got a couple loose ends in finishing out my collection and I desperately need help. Outside of some SUPER rare cards, I need the following:

1. 2014 PAX Prime Panel Pack (10 cards)
2. Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 3 Response - A full refund from Cards Against Humanity, paid for by people richer than me
3. 2015 PAX Food Pack card - A Mexican Child trapped inside of a burrito.

Im willing to pay up for these. Please DM me and lets negotiate a price but you would be doing me a HUGE favor in helping me track these down. Thank you so much!

1x Mass Effect Pack

1x Trucker Pack (not sure what it's called lol)

1x Tabletop Pack

1x Reject Pack 2
3x Midterm Packs

The packs and cards I'm looking for:

• Theatre Pack – CATS Musical Pack

• Hanukkah LOL Pack

• Desert Bus for Hope Pack

• Do Not Buy This Product (1 card)

• Hawai Safe Card not the sloth

• Blackbox Presskit (1 card)

• PAX 2012 "Oops" Kit

• PAX East 2013 Promo Pack B

• PAX Prime 2013

• PAX East 2014

• PAX East 2014 - Panel Cards

• PAX Prime 2014 - Panel Cards

• PAX Prime 2015 Food Pack A (Mango)

• PAX Prime 2015 Food Pack B (Coconut)

• PAX Prime 2015 Food Pack C (Cherry)

• Jack White Show Pack

I only buy sealed products if it's a pack. I know mots of them are hard to get, but I thought it's worth a shoot to post here. If you have a pack or card I need hit me up :)

This is the card from the please do not buy this product box, will consider any trade or price

Hey internet,

I posted this 3 years ago, but am relisting, because I am serious about freeing up more space in my tiny apartment and wish to get out of the CAH collecting game. As such, I am selling my 90% complete collection of CAH that I have been working on since 2010.

If someone wanted to relist these cards (or duplicate packs that you don't have) then this could bring in a good amount of extra $ on eBay/Amazon and be a net gain. I don't have time for that so I am only considering bulk sales (the buyer can choose to pay for shipping or coordinate a pickup with me).

If you don't have any cards yet and are interested in becoming a collector of this game (arguably modern day art and Americana) then this is a great price point to jump in and catch up to your piers on this forum. If you are looking for rare packs and haven't had any luck, then this is your chance to get the ones you want and sell the ones you don't.

If you want to see more or place a bid then please view the eBay listing here: https://www.ebay.com/itm/256000772400

I hope that this is the year that someone buys this collection!

Please send me a Chat if interested [Admin please suggest alt. location for posting if not allowed].

Looking for a few packs hoping someone can help me find a one, two, some, any of these if they're even out there any more. Please DM me if you're able to assist.

Thanks all!

Vote for trump pack (I got got on this one too...)

Tabletop pack (mine is counterfeit...)

Dessert bus for hope

House of cards pack (mine is again a counterfeit)

Blackbox press kit

Hawaii safe 2 card

Pax oops kit

Pax 2014 prime panel

Pax 2014 east panel

CATS theater pack

Hanukkah LOL

Any CAH saves america day 3 cards

Hi happy (not so happy?) internet friends. I want am looking to buy a rejection pack that is new/unopened. Happy to pay for shipping a fair market value for the pack.

https://www.mercari.com/us/item/m87731486139/ Cards Against Humanity Lot - $300 (US)

Check the link for all the info

$20 with free ups shipping. It's legit, bought in 2017. eBay always gives me a hard time when I try to list CAH stuff so I'm trying here. Just trying to get rid of stuff due to moving.

Hello, looking for some help here

I bought the UK version of the main game off of Amazon, It came and I thought everything was fine, but after getting the Your Shitty Jokes deck, I noticed that the cards from the jokes deck were bigger, different texture and had better print quality to the ones in the main deck. I tried googling it but came up with nothing so I just thought it was that way for when writing on the cards

After that, I bought the Hidden Gems Bundle and the Picture Pack 2 booster and but of them feel and look the same, both in print and size but the main deck still is smaller then all of them

The box has the seal on the back and everything else about it seems right, just that the cards are smaller and some have worse print. The manual seems good too, so is this really just something with the UK version? or did I buy a fake deck?

Heres the link to the Amazon page: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00DTXYCOU/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

They've apparently discontinued the Do Not Buy This Product big ass box but does anyone have the foil card that was inside of it? "Even Biggest Blackester Dick"? Dont have many rare items to trade but I am willing to pay if anyone can point me in the right direction it would be greatly appreciated.

Hey all

After the Nasty Bundle as it’s a Target Exclusive and here in the UK we obviously don’t have Target!

Open to suggestions

Picture of everything. Let me know if you'd like any of them or want any more info!

Here's an exhaustive list of the other things I need:

First Expansion version 1.0

Fourth Expansion version 1.1 no sticker

Fifth Expansion version 1.1 sticker

Sixth Expansion version 1.0 printed

The words, “printed”, “made”, “no sticker”, or “sticker”, means that expansion has “Printed in China”, “Made in China”, or the absence/presence of an authenticity sticker respectively.

Popsicle sticks with jokes, Absurd box with 100 duplicate cards, Greetings From China divider card, biggest blackest dick card missing the T, CAH monopoly flyer, every CAH display at Target, Holiday hole sticker, okcookie box and fortunes, 6 Midterm voting info pamphlets (have Texas), A Canadian apology letter, a fascism pack with the “Runining” error corrected, CA conversion kits (black and white logo with newer cards and grayscale logo with older cards), a “Go fuck yourself.” card handed out at pax 2014, and pax 2015 popsicle pack wrappers or complete with popsicles still in them.

Also, an authentic Hanukkah LOL pack and a safe opener card would be lovely.