/r/cahideas

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A place for fans of Cards Against Humanity to submit their own ideas for new cards.

Cards Against Humanity Ideas

Welcome

Got a hilarious or horrifying card idea for Cards Against Humanity? Then why not submit it for all your fellow depraved souls to praise and ridicule!

Rules

1. Format posts correctly.

Start your title with:

  • [W] for a White card idea.
  • [B] for a Black card idea.
  • [Pack] for a list of cards.
2. Honor the spirit of the game.

Keep it fun by:

  • Being shocking, not excessively offensive.
  • Pushing boundaries, not your agenda.
3. Be courteous to other submitters.

When you have multiple ideas:

  • Try to limit yourself to 3 submissions every 12 hours.
  • Use a [Pack] submission to group thematically linked ideas.
  • Keep a personal list of ideas and spread out submissions over time.

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[B] This episode of ______ was made possible by today's sponsor, ______.

0 Comments
2025/02/02
05:32 UTC
2

[W] The fairy king Broberon

0 Comments
2025/02/01
22:38 UTC
7

[W] Getting nutted on AND in.

1 Comment
2025/02/01
20:33 UTC
6

[B] It's better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for _______.

1 Comment
2025/01/26
18:35 UTC
5

[B] ______ is what made me leave twitter

3 Comments
2025/01/22
22:14 UTC
1

[W] Mr.Hands

0 Comments
2025/01/20
06:25 UTC
1

[W] A real flair for stupidity

1 Comment
2025/01/17
20:11 UTC
6

[B] What is my new sleep paralysis demon?

2 Comments
2025/01/11
23:10 UTC
2

{B} You say Ew, ____, like you’d consider it.

0 Comments
2025/01/08
01:24 UTC
4

W OnlyFans Family Account

0 Comments
2025/01/08
01:15 UTC
3

[W] A fortuitous happenstance

1 Comment
2025/01/03
08:42 UTC
3

[W] Barbie Yaga.

1 Comment
2025/01/03
06:27 UTC
7

[W] Taking your balls out to pee

2 Comments
2024/12/31
07:17 UTC
2

[W] Pissing on the toilet seat and leaving it down.

1 Comment
2024/12/30
01:55 UTC
4

[W] Me.

1 Comment
2024/12/30
01:51 UTC
2

[B] What was baby Timmy’s first word(s)?

1 Comment
2024/12/29
05:15 UTC
4

[W] Diet Whoop-Ass

1 Comment
2024/12/28
14:31 UTC
1

(B) Adult Adoption/Agency

1 Comment
2024/12/28
04:37 UTC
10

[W] Knowing only the Weird Al versions of songs

1 Comment
2024/12/27
14:15 UTC
4

[B] The court has found you guilty of _____, and has sentenced you to 5 years of _____.

1 Comment
2024/12/24
18:45 UTC
2

[W] gas station fruitcake

1 Comment
2024/12/23
05:24 UTC
3

[B] You have mice, you call the exterminator. You have a sickness, you call the doctor. You have _____, you call _____.

2 Comments
2024/12/22
22:18 UTC
2

[W] Kim Jong-undead.

2 Comments
2024/12/22
21:40 UTC
3

[B] Welcome home, sweetie! What did you learn about in school?

1 Comment
2024/12/22
18:09 UTC
1

[B] “The Good, The Bad, And The ____,” a classic American western

1 Comment
2024/12/22
17:03 UTC
5

[W] Mrs. Claus' 12" Elf Shaped Vibrator

2 Comments
2024/12/22
12:34 UTC
4

[B] What’s causing this subreddit to be so inactive?

2 Comments
2024/12/22
02:30 UTC
3

[B] ______ was normal for the standards of the time.

3 Comments
2024/12/21
03:04 UTC
2

[W] Performing a Bigfoot mating call whilst on all fours with a lubed up asshole

2 Comments
2024/12/21
01:32 UTC
7

[W] A Big Mouth Billy Bass that yells racial slurs.

0 Comments
2024/12/17
23:11 UTC
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