/r/cahideas

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A place for fans of Cards Against Humanity to submit their own ideas for new cards.

Cards Against Humanity Ideas

Welcome

Got a hilarious or horrifying card idea for Cards Against Humanity? Then why not submit it for all your fellow depraved souls to praise and ridicule!

Rules

1. Format posts correctly.

Start your title with:

  • [W] for a White card idea.
  • [B] for a Black card idea.
  • [Pack] for a list of cards.
2. Honor the spirit of the game.

Keep it fun by:

  • Being shocking, not excessively offensive.
  • Pushing boundaries, not your agenda.
3. Be courteous to other submitters.

When you have multiple ideas:

  • Try to limit yourself to 3 submissions every 12 hours.
  • Use a [Pack] submission to group thematically linked ideas.
  • Keep a personal list of ideas and spread out submissions over time.

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[W] The twenty-first night of September

0 Comments
2024/11/03
18:42 UTC
5

[W] Fellating a microphone

1 Comment
2024/11/03
01:13 UTC
2

[W] Spending 42 years in a time loop of summer

0 Comments
2024/11/02
08:26 UTC
1

[W] Defenestration!

0 Comments
2024/10/29
21:53 UTC
4

[B] I'm drunk on ___ and out of my mind on ___ !

0 Comments
2024/10/27
10:56 UTC
0

[W] “Therapy” that’s actually child abuse

0 Comments
2024/10/27
01:36 UTC
1

[W] Apollo's dodgeball

0 Comments
2024/10/26
08:55 UTC
2

[W] Aggressively Norwegian

0 Comments
2024/10/25
18:41 UTC
5

[W] JD Vance's unsatisfied, cum-stained couch.

0 Comments
2024/10/19
16:40 UTC
2

[W] fermented smegma

0 Comments
2024/10/19
01:27 UTC
6

[B] They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating _________.

3 Comments
2024/10/17
04:35 UTC
2

[W] TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!

0 Comments
2024/10/16
11:59 UTC
1

[B] RIP ____. I had a wet dream about him once.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
21:43 UTC
1

[B] All my homies hate ___.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
17:12 UTC
3

[W] Getting your cheeks absolutely clapped by Radahn from Elden Ring.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
17:10 UTC
3

[W] Farting loud as fuck on a metal chair.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
17:10 UTC
2

[W] Being so mentally ill that you genuinely enjoy watching Twilight.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
17:09 UTC
3

[W] Pleasuring yourself between two couch cushions.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
17:09 UTC
1

[B] From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the ____.

1 Comment
2024/10/13
02:06 UTC
0

[B] “I put my dick in (your) _______.”

1 Comment
2024/10/12
22:51 UTC
3

[W] Telling someone gulping down water “I put my dick in there,” causing them to choke and die.

2 Comments
2024/10/12
22:50 UTC
0

[B] It isn’t 21 Savage, it’s 21 ______; pussy.

1 Comment
2024/10/03
20:30 UTC
2

[W] Screamin like Lil Jon

1 Comment
2024/10/03
20:29 UTC
2

[W] Project 2025

2 Comments
2024/09/28
19:41 UTC
2

[W] Not getting vaccinated, & then shrugging my shoulders when my roommate mother dies of COVID-19, because I am selfish.

Totally not based on an IRL thing, emailed this to them today

3 Comments
2024/09/27
04:43 UTC
3

[W] Concepts of plans

1 Comment
2024/09/26
13:16 UTC
1

[W] antisocial media

1 Comment
2024/09/25
14:56 UTC
4

[B] We are suing Elon Musk for stealing ________ from us!

1 Comment
2024/09/24
00:16 UTC
1

[W] putting your feet in a tank of piranhas for a once-in-a-lifetime pedicure

1 Comment
2024/09/23
19:41 UTC
4

[W] Claiming that Bigfoot's brother, Bigd*ck, is the one that REALLY scares you.

1 Comment
2024/09/23
03:04 UTC
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