/r/cahideas

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A place for fans of Cards Against Humanity to submit their own ideas for new cards.

Cards Against Humanity Ideas

Welcome

Got a hilarious or horrifying card idea for Cards Against Humanity? Then why not submit it for all your fellow depraved souls to praise and ridicule!

Rules

1. Format posts correctly.

Start your title with:

  • [W] for a White card idea.
  • [B] for a Black card idea.
  • [Pack] for a list of cards.
2. Honor the spirit of the game.

Keep it fun by:

  • Being shocking, not excessively offensive.
  • Pushing boundaries, not your agenda.
3. Be courteous to other submitters.

When you have multiple ideas:

  • Try to limit yourself to 3 submissions every 12 hours.
  • Use a [Pack] submission to group thematically linked ideas.
  • Keep a personal list of ideas and spread out submissions over time.

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1

[W] The Pecker-Wood wedding

1 Comment
2024/04/29
21:59 UTC
1

[W] forgetting to mute when you fart

1 Comment
2024/04/29
17:15 UTC
2

[W] Yahtzee Nazis!

1 Comment
2024/04/27
22:03 UTC
0

[W] the sad lost and fond dogs of Nextdoor.com

1 Comment
2024/04/26
13:38 UTC
5

[B] This episode of Bluey is called _____.

1 Comment
2024/04/24
19:06 UTC
1

[W] Capturing Mason Radcliffe’s family and making them pay since he bullied Liam

1 Comment
2024/04/24
16:27 UTC
0

[W] Gilbert Gottfried on Hollywood Squares yelling "YOU FOOL!!!!!!!"

1 Comment
2024/04/24
03:48 UTC
1

[W] using a Swiss Army knife as a sex toy

1 Comment
2024/04/22
05:51 UTC
2

[W] Kinky Winky

1 Comment
2024/04/21
11:07 UTC
1

[B] I’m not drunk, I just have ____________.

2 Comments
2024/04/19
16:23 UTC
2

[W] Being the proud parent of a furry who shits in a litterbox at their school.

2 Comments
2024/04/19
01:19 UTC
1

[B] The new voice of Shadow The Hedgehog for Sonic 3 is ___________________________

4 Comments
2024/04/15
22:27 UTC
3

[B] Get your daughter something cool! Get her ___ for her 18th birthday!

2 Comments
2024/04/14
08:20 UTC
3

[W] My teacher as an OnlyFans model

2 Comments
2024/04/13
19:09 UTC
1

[B] ______ is a curse

1 Comment
2024/04/12
12:40 UTC
0

[W] Republicans allowing unrestricted use of Drugs, Alcohol, Porn, and Guns in daycares.

1 Comment
2024/04/12
06:17 UTC
2

[W] Hiding Granny’s pills in children’s toys

1 Comment
2024/04/12
06:14 UTC
2

[B] 800-588-2300 ____________ TODAY!

2 Comments
2024/04/09
04:31 UTC
1

[B] I would lick ___ for pizza.

1 Comment
2024/04/06
14:22 UTC
1

[W] doing an involuntary split while slipping

1 Comment
2024/04/04
17:20 UTC
4

[W] Dildo, Newfoundland

1 Comment
2024/04/03
16:34 UTC
2

[w] Surfing at Guantanamo Bay

1 Comment
2024/04/02
02:39 UTC
5

[W] Spending the night with granny and hitting my head on the coffin lid on my way out.

1 Comment
2024/04/01
14:01 UTC
1

[W] giving your child a flea bath

1 Comment
2024/04/01
04:35 UTC
0

[W] Masturbating to Bianca Censori’s uncensored photos….in front of Kanye West.

1 Comment
2024/03/31
21:12 UTC
2

[W] Sentencing Trump (and his loyalists) to life in kindergarten, in lieu of prison time.

1 Comment
2024/03/31
21:10 UTC
4

[W] sending your child to boarding school for kindergarten

1 Comment
2024/03/30
16:55 UTC
5

[W] The unstoppable passage of time

1 Comment
2024/03/29
00:31 UTC
2

[W] the Redneck Agenda

1 Comment
2024/03/28
02:16 UTC
2

[W] one jellybean and a small glass of Oompa Loompa piss

1 Comment
2024/03/27
07:01 UTC
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