/r/cahideas

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A place for fans of Cards Against Humanity to submit their own ideas for new cards.

Cards Against Humanity Ideas

Welcome

Got a hilarious or horrifying card idea for Cards Against Humanity? Then why not submit it for all your fellow depraved souls to praise and ridicule!

Rules

1. Format posts correctly.

Start your title with:

  • [W] for a White card idea.
  • [B] for a Black card idea.
  • [Pack] for a list of cards.
2. Honor the spirit of the game.

Keep it fun by:

  • Being shocking, not excessively offensive.
  • Pushing boundaries, not your agenda.
3. Be courteous to other submitters.

When you have multiple ideas:

  • Try to limit yourself to 3 submissions every 12 hours.
  • Use a [Pack] submission to group thematically linked ideas.
  • Keep a personal list of ideas and spread out submissions over time.

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[W] The friends we made along the way.

0 Comments
2024/12/03
03:08 UTC
4

[W] Four Santas, each of different ethnicity, having a cigarette behind the mall.

1 Comment
2024/12/02
09:50 UTC
2

[W] Politically incorrect Halloween costumes

1 Comment
2024/12/01
21:30 UTC
2

[B] Why did Bush really invade Iraq?

0 Comments
2024/11/30
15:21 UTC
4

[B] ________: the real reason you shouldn't eat Play-Doh

2 Comments
2024/11/29
07:19 UTC
3

[B] AITA for punishing my child with ______?

4 Comments
2024/11/29
00:11 UTC
2

[W] Giving thanks

1 Comment
2024/11/28
13:58 UTC
2

[W] Getting slapped in the face with a loaf of bread

2 Comments
2024/11/21
20:24 UTC
3

[W] Delicious Swiss chocolate

2 Comments
2024/11/20
17:40 UTC
6

[W] Republicans’ sense of relief when they find out no fetuses were harmed in the mass shooting.

1 Comment
2024/11/18
01:39 UTC
5

[W] Renaming the USA Trumpistan

1 Comment
2024/11/12
05:33 UTC
8

[W] Shitting in the sensory deprivation tank

5 Comments
2024/11/09
21:53 UTC
2

[W] Undocumented migrants protesting Trump’s win by actually capturing, BBQ, and eating pet dogs and cats.

1 Comment
2024/11/09
06:36 UTC
4

[B] TRUMP only won the election because of ________ and _______.

3 Comments
2024/11/08
08:30 UTC
2

[W] The twenty-first night of September

1 Comment
2024/11/03
18:42 UTC
4

[W] Fellating a microphone

2 Comments
2024/11/03
01:13 UTC
2

[W] Spending 42 years in a time loop of summer

2 Comments
2024/11/02
08:26 UTC
1

[W] Defenestration!

1 Comment
2024/10/29
21:53 UTC
4

[B] I'm drunk on ___ and out of my mind on ___ !

1 Comment
2024/10/27
10:56 UTC
1

[W] “Therapy” that’s actually child abuse

1 Comment
2024/10/27
01:36 UTC
1

[W] Apollo's dodgeball

1 Comment
2024/10/26
08:55 UTC
3

[W] Aggressively Norwegian

1 Comment
2024/10/25
18:41 UTC
5

[W] JD Vance's unsatisfied, cum-stained couch.

1 Comment
2024/10/19
16:40 UTC
3

[W] fermented smegma

2 Comments
2024/10/19
01:27 UTC
2

[W] TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!

1 Comment
2024/10/16
11:59 UTC
3

[B] RIP ____. I had a wet dream about him once.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
21:43 UTC
3

[B] All my homies hate ___.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
17:12 UTC
3

[W] Getting your cheeks absolutely clapped by Radahn from Elden Ring.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
17:10 UTC
5

[W] Farting loud as fuck on a metal chair.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
17:10 UTC
3

[W] Being so mentally ill that you genuinely enjoy watching Twilight.

1 Comment
2024/10/14
17:09 UTC
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