So I know for a fact from a party at his Giga Omega Delta frat house that this dude could turn water in to wine, but all profile pics of him shows him with a neckbeard and without that many chicks really.

I am of course reffering to this handsome m'gentleman. What is his story? Who is he?

Someone please break it down. Inspiration for this HERE

Hey Brofessors; question for ya. If the Brofessor were to be drawn, what would he look like? What sorts of things would he have? Labcoat? Cool sunglasses? Looking for some ideas here so I can get crafting.

We all know the one I'm talking about. That one professor who is super cool and super chill, the one that just had the amazing cool vibe, the one that you still think about from time to time, the one that left a great impression on you.

Mine was my philosophy 101 professor he looked just like Frank Zappa and he smoked weed everyday, what a boss.

Bro Tip 75 - It is common courtesy to rebound on a girl that is rebounding you granted that she is a 7 or higher.

Bro Tip 1 - Bros before Hoes. Exception: If you are on track to banging a girl 8 or higher it is okay to leave your bro hanging because come on, that takes skill.

Bro Tip 57 - It is never okay to wank in public (parks, movie theaters, etc.) or in public places (restrooms, portipoties, behind the counter of Walgreens). Corollary: It is however perfectly okay to bang in public provided it is in a private area. Examples - Vacant plane restrooms, The cockpit of a fighter jet, Public Restrooms, stairs, rooftops, alleyways, and behind the counter of Walgreens.

Bro Tip 58 - It is never okay to wank in front of anybody.

Bro Tip 59 - When attempting the gay porn challenge with your bros, you may not look into each other's eyes and you may not check to see if another bro is cheating because face it, if you look for another man's erection, chances are that you're playing for the other team.

Bro Tip 60 - When engaging to watch videos of an adult nature with your bros, there are three rules, 1) there must be more than one bro present but less than five, 2) at least one bro must attempt to make obligatory ice breaking remarks about the film, suggested responses include, "Better out than in, I always say." or, "She sounds like a walrus crossbred with a pack-mule", 3) No bro may look each other in the eyes accidental or not. Corollary: A bro may look another bro in the eyes only if he is signaling that watching porn with a group of guys was a terrible idea and that you should leave and stop being lame, sexless guys and bang some chicks.

Bro Tip 69 - Duh

Bro Tip 124 - If you are going to communicate with a bro via mobile phone, stick to one form of communication, calling OR texting. Never both.

Bro Tip 89 - A bro never takes a selfie. Note: A bro may appear in a selfie provided it is not with the chick he banged last night.

Bro Tip 90 - A bro does not touch another man's abs. Ever.

Bro Tip 49 - A bro does not stare at a chick's buns for more than 10 seconds for the sake of not ruining the view for your other bros by getting caught.

Bro Tip 72 - A bro never let's another bro bang a chick 6 or lower. Corollary: It is acceptable, but still frowned upon if the bro has been on a dry spell for more months than he is old in years.

Bro Tip 31 - It is an obligation for a bro to ride a shopping cart whenever he sees one. Corollary: If the bro encounters a electric shopping scooter, he shall use that instead.

Bro Tip 45 - A bro shan't wear armless tee's with low v-necks, Ripped denim, or Denim Jackets.

Bro tip 102 - Unless they are directly related to Michael Jordan, a bro may not be a fan of the Charlotte Bobcats. Exception: The bro is actually from Charlotte.

Bro Tip 5 - When a bro is asked to chill with his other bro's, he is not required to bring anything. Corollary: It is acceptable however, for a bro to bring any of the following items: A 6-pack of beverages (preferably hard) and/or any of the Die Hard trilogy, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, any of the Star Wars original trilogy, or either of the Star Trek reboots.

Bro Tip 87 - A bro may never wear sunglasses indoors. That right is reserved for Stevie Wonder and Daredevil.

Bro Tip 13 - A bro does not wear a blazer with jeans. Ever.

Bro Tip 36 - A bro shan't wear white socks with a suit. Note: If it is a Cream or White suit, cream colored socks are acceptable.

Bro Tip 57 - A bro pays tribute to fallen broheroes. Examples: Kid who died after wanking 42 times, Phil Collins when he was in Genesis, Jesus, and Nick Cage when he won that Oscar.

Bro Tip 64 - A bro does not bang his female bros. Exception: The female bro has a ridonculous body.

Bro Tip 71 - A bro does not shave his legs. Exception: The bro is a swimmer.

Bro Tip 96 - A bro NEVER threatens another bro's package.

Bro Tip 115 - A bro does not "dare" another bro to do something stupid. It's called a wager you idiot.

Bro Tip 127 - If a bro finds himself stuck somewhere, drunk, and dressed in feminine clothing, he is allowed to contact one Bro to help him out. After the event has been cleared up, both Bro's must agree to never speak of it again.

Bro Tip 3 - When a bro eventually endeavors to have a child, he must think of the most humiliating name possible. Real life examples: Dick Hunter, Rusty Kuntz, Willie Stroker, B.J. Cobbledick, etc.

Bro Tip 9 - A bro does not disclose the major plot points of a movie to another bro watching the movie unless A) He has thrice confirmed he wants to hear it, B) It's 10 years old or older, or C) It is a bro-classic (for list of bro-classics, please refer to the bro-classics list and guide).

Bro Tip 11 - When riding in the sidecar of a brotorcycle, a bro must do whatever he can to distract the drivers on the road. Suggested methods include: Throwing splatter-able food items at other people's cars, flipping off other drivers, flashing your package.

Bro Tip 12 - A bro ALWAYS wears deodorant, regardless if you're a stinker or not.

Bro Tip 14 - If a bro becomes employed at a fast food restaurant and his bros find out that the primary bro works there, the bros have full reign to humiliate him as they please. Note: This also applies to bros who work at Walgreens.

Bro Tip 15 - A bro always takes his bros side in a heated argument or fight regardless of the cause of event. Riddle me bro? You see a bro arguing with a random dude off the street. What do you do? Go. If your answer was help resolve the argument by helping out the wronged parties, then you sir are a twat. If your answer was to walk back the way you came and hope your bro didn't see you, then you sir are a twat. If your answer was to kick the guy's butt and totally disregard that your bro banged his girlfriend, then you sir are awesome.

Bro Tip 16 - Bros NEVER hire prostitutes. Corollary: Even though she is under your payroll, banging your secretary does not apply here.

Bro Tip 17 - If a bro is loaned money by another bro, that bro is not required to actually pay the other bro back.

Bro Tip 18 - A bro does own any extremely furry animals. Corollary: These animals may be owned if they are used to pick-up chicks.

Bro Tip 19 - A bro does not grow out a ponytail. To the same effect, a bro does not braid his hair. Exception: The bro is black.

Bro Tip 20 - A bro must have a basic knowledge of magic tricks. Exception: The bro is a paraplegic.

Bro Tip 21 - If two bros are caught between a disagreement while with other bros a vote shall determine who wins the dispute. If the vote is a tie, then said bros will compete to see who can name all of the world's most legendary Bro-Wingman combinations (please refer to the Bro-Wingman combination list if at all confused). If the bros are still tied, the taller bro wins. If both bros are the same height, the winner will be determined by a game of Brock-Paper-Scissors.

Bro Tip 22 - A bro must honor the rules of Copy/Paste.

Bro Tip 24 - A bro must be able to bang in zero-g (credit Nolan).

Bro Tip 25 - When a bro's birthday occurs, his bros must endeavor to sing "Happy Birthday" as loud as they can. Note: Bros are not allowed to say to optional ending, "...and many more."

Bro Tip 26 - A bro does not wear tights. Exceptions: Olympic Athletes

Bro Tip 27 - A bro does not wear any articles of leopard print clothing. Exception: Macklemore or Chance Bryant

Bro Tip 28 - A bro shall not wear shorts that ride higher than their knees UNLESS, the bro is a professional golfer or is just a douschbag.

Bro Tip 29 - If a chick winks seductively at a bro and is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing, the bro is allowed to "honka-honka".

Bro Tip 30 - A bro shall not, in any circumstance, Twerk.

Bro Tip 31 -A bro does not watch My Little Pony unless, he's forced too by his girlfriend.

Bro Tip 32 - A bro does not try to contact the same chick more than 24 times in a day (once per hour).

Edit: for all you people wondering, the copy paste game is a game I play with my bros where if someone says something weird, such as unicorn poop, or something that sounds inappropriate, such as 'I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god' then another person says copy. To force the original strange stater to repeat what he said, they say paste. So If I said dog shit, and my bro said copy, then anytime that bro said paste, I would have to say dog shit. It is very interesting. You can play with addOns, such as paste boldface all caps, or paste winky face. Adapt and spread.

I'm attending a masquerade, with a nice bro-cep showing theme (Greek Mythology). I wanna know which of the gods is the biggest bro, so that i can drink my wine and sacrifice a lamb in a proper divine bro's name!

To get the flairs, the Bro needs to get a number of good answers. A good answer needs to be both informative(and obviously accurate) and has the bro style of speaking.For an answer to count towards the bro medals it needs to have at least half the amount of up votes that the actual question has. After the flairs are properly finished, we are going to start the process of awarding brofessors. If you are qualified to receive a bro medal, meaning if you have the right ammount of good anwers associated to your name, you just gotta message us, the mods, with the links to said answers. If everything is right, you get the AWESOME medals Bros! You all got what it takes, so make us proud(no homo)!

Title says it all, I don't get this relativity shot bros!

Title says it all. Always wondered why that movement is 2-3x bigger than a usuall one. PEACE.

We use them everyday but i still have no idea how they work

Answer me this bros

Got all kinds of icons yall can choose from. Workin on gettin us some link flair to, bro!

EDIT: Yo, so I think I got all of this working, but I just heard from a bro that they ain't gettin the flair to work. Anybody else havin this problem?

I want to gain weight and look "fuller" but I don't want the gut.