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So, i know we havent all talked in a fuck long time, but just wanna say, if not for RT, i never wouldve talked to any of you. I hope everyone who sees this have been living the good life.

Damn. Feels almost... anti climactic.

I miss you all.

Long time, no talk yall. Hope yall been doing good. Happy New Years to everyone, and i hope 2023 is a good one.

Bless the rains in blood gulch

It's been over 6 years at this point since BGRP started and I met a lot of really good friends along the way, some of which have stayed good friends to this day. The biggest of which just became my life partner today, Bishop!

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Thanks to this little rp subreddit I was able to meet the love of my life, who has been with me through everything. Thanks for the memories, you guys <3

Friendly reminder that it's been over a year since the auto weekly meta thread stopped.

We don't exist.

idk what to put here

o hyeah check out rvb resolution or something i think

Where they went?

"Mayday Mayday, Civilian Condor Bravo 339er on crash course with unknown planet, can anyone read?"
*nothing but static echoes through the condor's comm unit*
"Dammit, of course no-ones able to respond..."
*the grey Condor enters the planet's atmosphere*
"shit, hope this armor keeps me safe through this"
*as the condor reaches a safe altitude, the lone passenger jumps from the cargo bay. The passenger falls and lands in a small thing of water, his armor locked up. He watches as the empty ship flies over the canyon's edge, an explosion heard off in the distance. With his armor now unlocked, the man gets up, only to see a small building with a sign*
"oh my god.... I'm back.."
*Carlson say's shocked*

Four years. Four long years. Codrums deck chair had an indent so drastic you could use it to reproduce near perfect resin mold of the man. And as he sat on the roof, sipping a vodka and sprite, he wondered how difficult it could be to get things moving again. "If you build it they will come" is the phrase, but that would imply the existence of an 'it' and a 'they', and involve him building it.

He didn't want that. He just wanted a little fun. A little blast from the past in a time where his, and most peoples lives in isolation had become a monotony. He didn't want to live in the past, but he was. Still here enclosed in the eternal gulch. Maybe it's too late. It's passed it's sell-by-date, and the existence of the canyon had long since faded from the memories of those who left it behind.

But for some, the memory lingered. The good and the bad, tightly packed into the smallest corner in the back of their minds. Irrelevant but unforgettable, even if they wanted to.

He sipped his sprite and smiled at the thought, that the canyons walls were immortal.

apology for poor english

when were you when blod gluch dies?

i was sat at base eating mre when skoy ring

‘canjon is kill’

‘no’

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Hey yall, long time no talk. Just hope yall had a happy holidays and a happy new years

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But its gonna cost you tree fiddy, a visit from nessie, and the actual souls of Wilcox and Blaise.

Happy April fools day ya heathens. I miss you all.

#TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THR-- fuck, my ears.

Kingston sits in his shag shack, trying to get a radio working.

^(...Why the fuck are the manuals always in Sangheili?) ^^^I ^^^don't ^^^fuCKING ^^^SPEAK ^^^ALIEN, ^^^GODDAMN ^^^IT

He slam his fist into the radio.

...

The antenna falls off.

^...motherfucking ^square...

He gets up and walks to his mini fridge. He opens it to find ten empty gallons of milk next to two other ones with a... greenish hue.

He serves himself his DIY version of a bowl of cereal with the viscous milk and some pebbles he found around the cliffs.

Just like momma used to make...

As he puts the milk away, the expiration date is shown: August 14th, 2016.

Yep, just like momma used to make...

#THUD

OH SHIT, IT'S THE FUZZ

#THUD THUD

Kingston throws his table at the scrap metal door, dashing towards his pimp sized bed.

He reaches under the covers and pulls out an SMG.

Come on, Barbara, wake up, we've got to go.

As he picks it up he accidentally fires it into the ceiling.

OH SWEET ELVIS, NOT NOW, DARLING.

He returns to the kitchen and pushes over his fridge to reveal a small mexican-sized hole like he's in some shitty Spy Kids film.

I've gotta get the jump on these reds!

He crawls out as the sound grows louder.

#THUD THUD THUD THUD. OPEN UP, MOTHERFUCKER.

I knew this day would come...

Kingston sneaks around his shag shack, ready to fire at whatever communist tentacle monster had made itself present at his door.

^^^Ready, ^^^Barbara? ^^^It's ^^^now ^^^or ^^^never, ^^^baby ^^^girl...

He jumps out... HEY, NOSEBLEED.

...Only to be faced with a black bird the size of a chihuahua holding something in it's beak.

What in Sam Hell-- I mean, gotcha now, red!

The bird looks at Kingston and takes a step towards him.

WOAH, DROP IT, DON'T MAKE ME GO APE ON YA.

The bird complies, dropping a paper at his feet.

 CEASE AND DECIST
 filed by COCK BITE INDUSTRIES

...Now what sort of prank are ya tryna pull here, square?

The bird flips Kingston the bird, and fucks off into space.

Woah... birds have fingers?

It's a rare breed.

...Hm, aight, if you say so.

Kingston picks up the paper.

I'd... read this if I had learned to read.

If only there was someone who could translate it into words instead of these lame symbols...

You mean read it out to you?

...Shut it, square, don't make me shank you.

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Robo Jersey looks around. No one in sight. Looks at the blown up cafe, then at blue base. He strolls by Ditch’s hut, then back to red base.

“WOOO! I’m the last one here, bitches!!!”

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