/r/BirdsBeingDicks

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birds being dicks

  • A place to catalog all the instances of birds being total dicks. Which we all know they are.

  • Want to see other animals being total assholes? Check out /r/AnimalsBeingJerks!

  • Want to see animals just being dumb?

  • /r/AnimalsBeingDerps

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  • /r/BirdsBeingDicks

    155,023 Subscribers

    58

    It’s tunnock time, better tuck in quick

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    2025/01/28
    16:06 UTC

    292

    Dick bites girlfriend

    More dickery from Richard. This time giving Elise a nip. She just walked off. I swear these two get along normally!

    He also grabbed the Egyptian goose that hangs around here and lifted the poor thing off the ground!

    Last week I hissed back at him, which seemed to catch him by surprise. I almost felt bad because he avoided me for a bit after that. 😅 Back to his usual dick self the next day though. Phew!l

    14 Comments
    2025/01/27
    22:06 UTC

    10

    Hey, Camera! Let me Eat You!

    0 Comments
    2025/01/22
    22:16 UTC

    214

    Great Horned Owl Being Harassed By Cooper’s Hawk

    Someone on r/owls thought this would make a good ‘caption this’ photo. So far, the best is: “What’s your name?” “Tony…” Thought I’d post here too because the Coopers Hawk definitely fit the r/ description!

    About the photo: I was out with the camera one morning in June and heard an awful squawking coming from across the marsh. Wading through the tall reeds I came to some hard ground and a big willow tree in which I found these two perched, one on either side of the trunk. The owl seemed untroubled by the Coopers Hawk, but every now and then it would turn and give the hawk a look. The hawk would quiet down temporarily, only to start up again when the owl looked away. Eventually the owl flew off followed closely by its squawking companion.

    2 Comments
    2025/01/13
    14:57 UTC

    380

    Had to share that. Exectly for this sub!

    18 Comments
    2025/01/10
    23:25 UTC

    255

    Oh look he’s back again…

    2 Comments
    2025/01/08
    04:39 UTC

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    2025/01/08
    02:26 UTC

    1,215

    I'll be taking this

    9 Comments
    2024/12/30
    22:38 UTC

    655

    Got up from my lunch and these shitheads showed up immediately

    36 Comments
    2024/12/25
    21:53 UTC

    12

    Feed me feed me feed me

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    The shiny cowbird (Molothrus bonariensis) replaces the eggs in sparrow nests with their own, and the poor sparrow has to raise and feed the much bigger bird. The big jerk here was crying a lot so that its foster parent would feed it. The ground is full of bird feed, but the poor sparrow has to pick it and place it in its foster child's beak.

    0 Comments
    2024/12/24
    15:07 UTC

    552

    Burrowing owl on the look out 👀

    It was worth it in my opinion 😂

    5 Comments
    2024/12/23
    20:05 UTC

    20

    American Robin is BACK

    It took months in the Spring, early Summer to get rid of an annoying Robin that screeched night and day with the same call. It is now Winter and I have a Robin at my window yelling at me again staring at 3a. Please tell me this is temporary!

    Driving me crazy 😫

    0 Comments
    2024/12/16
    17:35 UTC

    14

    Bird poop in my house

    Ok so I just noticed on my kitchen floor there’s bird shit. Is there a silent killer in my house hiding in the abyss? Chimney flue is shut (I have had birds come in thru there before) and have two hunters in the house (🐈🐕) that wouldn’t let that go unnoticed. Wtf?

    3 Comments
    2024/12/14
    17:45 UTC

    575

    Google Street View Photographer Attacked by the World's Deadliest Creature!

    4 Comments
    2024/12/14
    16:11 UTC

    29

    Bald Eagle ground battle. Pretty much one of the best days of my life.

    1 Comment
    2024/12/12
    21:59 UTC

    819

    Night work

    Please remove if not allowed but thought you guys would like this

    1 Comment
    2024/12/05
    19:34 UTC

    258

    Raven + Magpies vs Owl

    Saw an owl sleeping on my neighbours house 8 this morning, a bunch of magpies and a couple ravens started picking a fight!

    4 Comments
    2024/12/02
    21:34 UTC

    239

    “I’m not greedy. I just wanna be big. Like you”

    1 Comment
    2024/11/28
    03:34 UTC

    11

    Not Your Dinner, Sir!

    0 Comments
    2024/11/27
    22:38 UTC

    121

    Menace of the Christmas swamps

    7 Comments
    2024/11/26
    15:58 UTC

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    2024/11/25
    17:36 UTC

    323

    Who you calling dick, bro?

    0 Comments
    2024/11/24
    04:41 UTC

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    Awful Screaming Feathered Neighbor

    I just moved & one of my neighbors has an awful pet bird that screams morning, noon & night. I need help identifying this bird so I can play its predator call to get it to stfu. How do I identify a bird by its screams? I have a video but I can’t upload it here. Need any advice & help for my sanity’s sake.

    7 Comments
    2024/11/23
    13:51 UTC

    4,961

    Deer was just walking by, minding his own business and this dick was like "Absolutely not"

    15 Comments
    2024/11/21
    03:22 UTC

    262

    I’m pretty sure something went wrong in this meet up

    1 Comment
    2024/11/15
    22:35 UTC

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